Robbing the Rich...

"I am not who you think I am."

"No? So, you're not some rich dude who's going to hand over his wallet to some poor guy who happens to be pointing a gun at his head."

"No."

"I will shoot you! Hand it over!"

"You're going to shoot me with a banana? Ok. I'm impressed."

"Eh? Wha?!"

"You're thinking sleight of hand maybe? You'd be wrong..."

"How?! How did you?"

"Reality, my dear sir, is as malleable as clay in the hands of a potter. Humans forget this. For me? Well. As I made your reality, I get to play..."