A.I. On the Dancefloor

"Difficult isn't it." Mumbled Sir Charles through a vol-au-vent as they watched the woman gracefully spin across the dancefloor.

"What is?"

"To tell where the human ends and the A.I. begins."

"Sorry? A.I?"

"Oh! Didn't you know? She's mostly machine now. Terrible accident. Terrible. She almost died you know."

"I, I'm sorry sir Charles. I don't have a Dickens clue what you're talking about."

"Of course, not dear chap. Of course not. I would be shocked if you did. It's not your time period."

"Time period? Sir Charles, how much brandy have you had?"

"Not enough, not enough!"