Vampires #3

 "'Cause if you just give'em a frosting, they'll just rip your arms off as soon as you get near. Not to mention, we get paid for the heads. Vampire anti-coagulant goes for a thousand bucks per CC. So, no smashing their teeth in! That's our paycheck. We drain'em then destroy them. Oh, and for cryin' out loud make sure the ash blows away. Bloods' like God damned Miracle Grow to Vampire ash. Did that in my younger days. Let me tell you kid. The last thing you want is a pissed off Vampire hunting you down, get it?"