Be Careful What You Pick Up

The barbarian held up the bone wand. "Got the wand!" He grinned.

"And what about the necromancer?"

The barbarian pointed at the wand.

The elf screwed up his eyes to try and take his mind off the concussion he probably had. "Where is the necromancer?"

The barbarian pointed at the wand.

"Wait? The wand is the necromancer?"

"Uh huh."

"So, you're holding the necromancer's wand?" This was simply not going together in the elf's mind.

"No. Wand is necromancer"

"So why are you holding it?"

"It wanted me..." Suddenly the barbarian slumped as his flesh fell away from his bones."