A kid with a yellow bandana and blue spiky hair is holding the camera. He states his name is Kevin. "Hello guys today we will be speedrunning the backrooms. What's the backrooms you may ask? In another dimension instead of it being INFTL it is the backrooms divided into levels. So, I am recording from that dimension! And leave a like if you're from this dimension or my home dimension." He was smiling and there were likes being shown on the camera with the comments.
Some cheered him on while others called him fake, but Kevin ignored that. "Now it's time. 3 2 1" Kevin then noclipped into the first level. Level 0. He started running in a random direction. He got unlucky and ran into a bunch of entities. All different types but all united with the same purpose to jump wanderers. "So, they are trying to eat me, but they do not know that if you side flip into a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% shade of grey wall with entities of different type coming after you and got freshly stung by a hornet, you can noclip all the way to level 678.
Then he flips over to a wall and then ends in a red room. With the walls closing around it. "So, it turns out that that 30 minute is the max of what is considered fresh in the backrooms. And I got stung 30:00.00000000000000000000001 nanoseconds ago. So now it's going to kill me. But have I told you the wackaassadonkidodo technique? Its where I flip my bare ass up against a wall and noclip to a random level. But it's whatever I can use the flipacoco technique to automatically noclip to the final level.
Then he lands backwards against a wall and noclips to level fun. "OMG I am in the famous level fun! Alright guys, this is a special matter. In here I can do the break the ankles ankie technique. I got my high-top Nike Jordans, and I will make my glorious kings, Micheal Jordan, Lebron James, and Kobe Brian proud. Then a group of partygoers start running to him. He then pretends he's breaking their ankles in basketball in a very slow manner. But at the same time manages to make them fall to the ground. Then he noclips to the final level. (I ain't typing all that)
"Wow guys this is so cool anyways time to do the section technique." Then he starts bouncing up and down until he bounces and noclips at the same time which made him go all the way up the stairs. Where he noclipped back to reality. Then ends his time at 1:26.53 seconds. "Alright guys lets go, new record. Maybe I can speedrun the end to the end in the negative levels or whatever." Anyways make sure to like and subscribe