The manager

The manager of Kins cucumbers was doing very poorly economically and in popularity. It was practically rotting but Orin refuse to give up on it. But to not have too much stress on his mind, he decided to go out for a walk in the woods. He looks at his phone. They are in the negatives of 23,000 dollars in debt, he sighed. He hoped to be a businessman, but reality hit him hard in the face with no mercy.

But he wouldn't let life destroy his dream he yearned to be a successful businessman. He closed his phone and put it back in his pocket, worries started to get to him as he started to walk faster. He tried to get his mind out of it by thinking of other stuff, but it was just no use. He started to get miserable knowing it was no hope to escape the thoughts.

Not even going out for a walk could soothe his worries, he was bankrupt, his company on the edge of being destroyed and him being effectively homeless cause he has multiple bills due. The IRS might invade his house where he would need to escape and find someplace else to live, it was truly a miserable life for him.

As he is walking, he heard rustling by the nearby bushes in the forest that covered both sides. Then a huge trap fell on him trapping him. A big blanket covered him making him unable to see, he stood quiet checking on his phone not really caring. Then after a few minutes the cage is let down and he is put into the middle of an arena.

He looks around with people cheering and laughing and have their phones out, they were not humans but an entire species. Humanlike creatures with crystal like body parts with them varying in color. He feels a bit confused on how he was chosen to be here, but it didn't really matter, whatever kept him from not thinking about his current situation made him happy.

Then a huge announcement roared "HELLO PEOPLE OF CRYSTAL CITY! TODAY ITS A RANDOM PITIFUL SALESMAN VS SAM THE SMITH! HE IS KNOWN FOR TURNING PEOPLE INTO FURNITURE!" Orin looked more confused. Were they mocking on him before he could think that he then a huge door opens and some guy with yellow crystalized hair and seems like a blacksmith with shark teeth comes in.

Then it starts to attack him with Orin barley able to dodge, he got hit at some moments but dodges most of the attacks, the crowd starts to boo before Orin throws a coin at him. Orin talked about how it turns people into furniture and it's not doge able cause it will follow the victim. Then he throws it at Orin and a big dust of smoke comes out, before Sam could be called the winner a metal ball fly's out of the smoke breaking his jaw. "God fucking grief bro you seem a little happy for trying to kill a random salesman." The smoke cleared to see Orin sitting in a chair holding his phone.

"You broke my phone now you will need to pay with your life. It cost more than it anyways." Orin said before a large phone like dent is hit at his left lib. He stumbles then a barrage of those dents come until he is flat like cardboard. The crowd is silent, and he left without any time to waste, the next day those creatures were at his store shopping. Guess beating somebody famous made him popular, maybe he could be successful after all.