Chapter 164 – Snatching a Kid's Food 抢小孩食物

Lin Yuan's live stream started, and more and more people were watching. Barrages flooded in like a tide. As the audience watched Lin Yuan's performance, they were also curious about the background of this new guest.

"Who is this young guy?"

"He must be a new guest, right? But there's so little information about this week's episode. There aren't even a few promotional pictures."

"Wow, his skin is so good! It's so fair and tender..."

"Why's he all alone over there? Is he just too shy to move?"

"Hold up! What's that thing he's got... a book???"

After getting used to being aimed at by a bunch of cameras, Lin Yuan took out a thick textbook from his backpack, opened his notebook, picked up a pen, and buried himself in writing. The camera zoomed in, clearly capturing the big words on the cover: "Senior High School Grade One · Advanced Mathematics".

"??? He has to do his homework while recording the show?"

"That's right, and it's advanced mathematics! I'm completely confused..."

"It's just like my state when I was at school!"

"Someone go and find out which high school he went to?"

"Is this kid really a top student or is it just a persona?"

"This is crazy. Other artists have fun, eat, and drink during livestreams, but this guy's doing math problems!"

The barrages in the live broadcast room were filled with laughter. Many students and office workers who were slacking off joined the discussion. Even a lot of people started solving the problems synchronously with Lin Yuan, and it was as if the live broadcast room had turned into a math competition one.

Lin Yuan was fully absorbed in solving the problems and wasn't affected by the cameras at all, until...

"Excuse me, is this Lin Yuan?"

When he looked up, there stood a man in gold-rimmed glasses, his hair touched with gray, smiling down at him from the front of the table.

"Ah! Uncle Chi!"

"The man with the weakest constitution in the survival challenge has arrived!"

Lin Yuan nodded and closed the book. "Yes, I'm Lin Yuan."

The man extended his hand and showed a mischievous smile. "I'm Chi Zi. You can call me Uncle Chi. Alright, put this on quickly."

In his hand was a red cloth glove.

"Ahem," Uncle Chi added seriously, "Once you put it on, we'll be official... uh... partners!"

Before Lin Yuan could ask, Uncle Chi quickly grabbed his coffee and cookies. He moved so smoothly, like a really good thief.

"Mmm, it smells good." While sipping Lin Yuan's coffee, Uncle Chi waved his hand. "Hurry up and pack your schoolbag. Come with me!"

Lin Yuan: "..."

"??? Uncle Chi, why are you snatching a kid's food!"

Lin Yuan: "My coffee..."

Lin Yuan helplessly packed his books, put on the red glove, and followed Uncle Chi outside.

"Where are we going?"

"Obviously, we're going to the guesthouse!" Uncle Chi whispered, like he was hatching a secret plan. "The production team is up to something sneaky. We've gotta be the first ones there!"

"…How do you know?"

"Experience! The experience of an old player!" Uncle Chi patted his chest confidently.

The two of them quickly walked outside. A car arranged by the production team was already waiting there. Uncle Chi opened the car door and urged, "Hurry up, get in the car!"

As soon as Lin Yuan sat in, he saw Uncle Chi urging the driver, "Hurry! We want to be the first to reach the guesthouse!"

Lin Yuan: "..."

"Hahaha, Uncle Chi is being all secretive again!"

"The two of them are so funny together. They became friends right away!"

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林远的直播频道已经开启,观看人数逐渐攀升.弹幕像潮水一般涌现,观众们一边观察林远的表现,一边好奇这位新嘉宾的背景.

「这小年轻是谁啊?」

「新嘉宾吧?但这周的消息好少啊,连宣传图片都没几张.」

「哇,这皮肤也太好了吧!白白嫩嫩的...」

「他一个人坐在那干嘛啊?害羞了吗?」

「等等,他在拿什么... 书???」

林远适应了一下被一堆摄像机对准的感觉,便从背包里掏出一本厚厚的教材,翻开笔记本,拿起笔,开始埋头写了起来.镜头拉近,清晰地拍到封面上几个大字,高一·高级数学.

「???录节目还要写作业?」

「没错,还是高级数学!我都看懵了...」

「怎么和我上学时候的状态一样!」

「谁去查一下他读哪个高中的?」

「这孩子是真学霸还是人设啊?」

「就挺离谱的,别的艺人直播是吃喝玩乐,这小子直播做数学题!」

直播间的弹幕笑成一片,许多正在摸鱼的学生党,社畜们纷纷加入讨论,甚至有不少人开始和林远同步解题,仿佛变成了一个数学竞赛直播间.

林远专心致志地解着题,丝毫不受镜头影响,直到...

"请问是林远么?"

他抬头一看,一个带着金丝眼镜,头发微微有些花白的男人站在桌前,笑眯眯地看着他.

「啊!池大叔!」

「生存挑战最弱体质男人登场!」

林远点了点头,合上书本:"对,我是林远."

男人伸出手,露出一抹调皮的笑:"我是池子,你可以叫我池大叔.好了,快戴上这个."

他手里是一只红色的布手套.

"咳咳," 池大叔一脸认真地补充道, "戴上它,我们就是正式的...呃...拍档!"

林远还没来得及问发生了什么,池大叔突然一把顺走了他桌上的咖啡和饼干,动作行云流水,甚至带着点神偷的风采.

"唔,还挺香." 池大叔一边喝着林远的咖啡,一边招了招手,"快收拾书包,跟我走!"

林远:"..."

「???池大叔你干嘛抢小孩吃的!」

「林远:我的咖啡...」

林远无奈地收拾好书本,套上那只红色手套,跟着池大叔往外走.

"我们去哪?"

"当然是去民宿!" 池大叔压低声音,像是在搞什么阴谋似的,"节目组肯定憋着什么坏招,但先到那边肯定没错!"

"...你怎么知道?"

"经验!老玩家的经验!" 池大叔一脸自信地拍拍胸口.

两人快速走到外面,一辆节目组安排的车已经等在那里.池大叔拉开车门,催促道:"快,上车!"

林远才刚坐进去,就见池大叔催促司机:"快!我们要成为第一个到民宿的!"

林远:"..."

「哈哈哈哈哈,池大叔又开始神神叨叨了!」

「这两人组合太有趣了,才见面几分钟就一拍即合!」