"Sentient foam?" Jin-woo repeated, a mixture of amusement and apprehension in his voice. He had faced giant scaly monsters, navigated a sentient forest, and now his first official adventurer's guild task was to deal with a coffee machine gone rogue. He couldn't help but chuckle. This isekai adventure was certainly full of surprises.
"Yeah, sentient foam," the guild master, whose name Jin-woo now knew was Borin, confirmed with a sigh. "It started small, just a little extra froth. But then… well, then it started talking. And then it started… multiplying."
"Talking foam?" Jin-woo asked, raising an eyebrow. "What does it say?"
Borin shuddered. "Mostly… demands for… better coffee. And… poetry. Terrible poetry."
Jin-woo winced. "Poetry," he repeated. "That's rough." He had faced down rogue code, but sentient foam that recited bad poetry? That was a whole new level of challenge.
Borin led him through a creaking door behind the counter, into a small, cluttered room that Jin-woo assumed was the guild's break room. And there it was. The coffee machine. It was a large, ornate contraption, covered in runes and gears, clearly enchanted beyond its intended purpose. And surrounding it, like a fluffy white cloud of doom, was… the foam.
It wasn't just ordinary foam. It was… sentient. It pulsed and shimmered, its surface forming fleeting shapes – faces, animals, even what looked suspiciously like a tiny, foam-sculpted Borin, complete with a miniature axe. And it was… whispering.
"More… caffeine… we… crave… O,de… to… the… bean…" the foam murmured, its voice a high-pitched, bubbly squeak.
Jin-woo stared at it, his programmer's brain trying to categorize the anomaly. "So," he said, turning to Borin. "This is the… foam… you've been having trouble with?"
Borin nodded grimly. "It's been like this for weeks," he said. "We've tried everything. Potions, enchantments, even a priest tried to exorcise it. Nothing works."
"Have you tried… unplugging it?" Jin-woo asked.
Borin gave him a withering look. "Of course we've tried unplugging it!" he exclaimed. "But it just… floats there! Menacingly!"
Jin-woo sighed. This was going to be more complicated than he thought. He approached the coffee machine cautiously, examining the runes etched into its surface. They were complex, intricate, and… strangely familiar.
"These runes," he said, tracing one with his finger. "They look like… a modified version of the language I saw in that journal."
"The journal?" Borin asked.
"The one I found in the abandoned hut," Jin-woo explained. "The one that mentioned Ryuu."
Borin frowned. "You found a journal? What did it say?"
"It's a long story," Jin-woo said. "But the point is, these runes… they're like… code. Magical code."
He closed his eyes, focusing on the tingling sensation in his hands. He tried to visualize the runes, to understand their function, their logic. It was like debugging a particularly messy piece of code, trying to identify the source of the error.
"Okay," he muttered to himself. "Let's see… 'Caffeine_level_max… Poetry_mode_activate… Sentience_protocol_override…'"
He opened his eyes, his gaze fixed on the coffee machine. He whispered, "Deactivate_poetry_mode… Reduce_caffeine_level… Return_to_default_settings."
Nothing happened.
He frowned. "Okay," he said. "Maybe it's not that simple."
He closed his eyes again, focusing on the flow of magical energy. He tried to visualize the code, to rewrite it, to debug it.
"Caffeine_level_moderate… Sentience_protocol_revert… Poetry_mode_off… Foam_containment_field_activate…" he whispered.
This time, something happened.
The foam began to shrink, its form dissolving, the tiny foam-sculpted Borin vanishing with a tiny, foamy squeak. The whispers died down, replaced by a gentle bubbling sound. The coffee machine shuddered, then began to whir, producing a steaming cup of coffee.
Jin-woo opened his eyes, a grin spreading across his face. "It's fixed," he said.
Borin stared at the coffee machine, his jaw hanging open. "You… you did it!" he exclaimed. "You actually fixed it!"
Jin-woo shrugged. "It was just a… coding error," he said. "Nothing I couldn't handle."
He picked up the cup of coffee, sniffing the aroma. It smelled… normal. Just coffee. He took a sip.
"Ah," he said. "Perfect."
Borin beamed. "You're a lifesaver, Jin-woo!" he said. "How can I ever thank you?"
"Just pay me," Jin-woo said. "And maybe… tell me if you've seen a woman named Elara. She's looking for… a source code."
Borin frowned. "Elara?" he repeated. "I don't think I've seen her. But… wait a minute…"
He rummaged through a pile of papers on his desk, pulling out a crumpled flyer. "This was posted just this morning," he said, handing it to Jin-woo.
Jin-woo unfolded the flyer. It was a wanted poster. And the picture… it was Elara.
"She's wanted?" Jin-woo asked, his eyebrows furrowing. "What did she do?"
Borin shrugged. "I don't know," he said. "The poster just says she's… dangerous."
Jin-woo stared at the poster, his mind racing. Elara was wanted. And she was searching for the source code of magic. This was getting more complicated by the minute. He had a feeling that he was getting in over his head. But he was also starting to realize that he was in this now, whether he liked it or not. He was a programmer. And he was a mage. And he was an adventurer. And he had a feeling that his adventures were just beginning.