Absurdly Viral

The Alistair siblings were relaxing, going through their video archives from 2020-2022 on Rebecca's laptop—back when Covid hit and they were stuck at home. They burst into laughter as they watched, both amused and embarrassed.

1. Madison and Rebecca at the "Fake Beach"

Madison stood gracefully on the artificial white sand in the backyard of Alistair Mansion. Surrounding her were ocean-themed decorations like plastic starfish and a beach umbrella. Wearing a bikini and sunglasses, she posed for a selfie.

Rebecca, stepping out of the house, paused and squinted at her sister, who was happily striking poses. She pulled out her phone, snapped a photo from a distance with a "WTF is she doing?" expression on her face, and sent it to the family group chat.

Rebecca: "I thought we lived in Los Angeles, not the Maldives."

Madison: "Aesthetics first, criticism later."

2. Davis, Corina, and the "Artwork" on His Face

Davis was fast asleep on the living room couch, still wearing his clothes from last night's party. An empty beer bottle lay on the table. Corina, just back from painting in her studio, spotted him and grinned mischievously.

Five minutes later, Davis's face was covered with doodles—curly mustaches, tiny stars, and random words like "Rockstar of Shame." Corina took a selfie, flashing a peace sign.

Davis groaned as he woke up and saw his reflection on Corina's phone screen.

Davis: "DAMN IT, CORINA!!"

Corina: "Not my fault your face is an irresistible canvas."

3. Sadie vs. The Case of the Missing Snacks

Sadie stood in front of the fridge, clipboard in hand, frowning.

Sadie: "Alright, fridge, we know my favorite snacks were here last night. Who took them?"

She began listing suspects one by one. Then, her eyes landed on Davis in the kitchen, chewing something with an innocent look on his face.

Sadie: "Wait… that's my cookie!"

Davis (mouth full): "Huh? I didn't know who it belonged to…"

Sadie snapped her clipboard shut with a thump!

Sadie: "Busted."

4. Victoria & Madison's Costume Fail

Victoria and Madison strutted into the living room with confidence. Victoria wore a Cleopatra-style gown complete with a golden crown, while Madison dazzled in a sparkling pink dress with her hair tied in a high ponytail like Barbie.

They froze in place when they saw everyone else dressed in formal black-and-white attire.

Victoria: "Wait… I thought this was a costume party?"

Rebecca (trying not to laugh): "No. This is a family gathering, not a Halloween gala."

Madison (whispering): "I'm just gonna pretend this is a fashion statement."

5. Davis vs. Alexa

Davis sat in his music studio, trying to turn on the speakers with a voice command.

Davis: "Alexa, play Metallica."

The speaker responded, "Now playing: Baby Shark Remix."

Davis: "NO! Alexa, STOP!"

Baby Shark kept playing—now with a heavier bass.

Corina walked by and burst out laughing.

Corina: "Bro, you sound like a grandma who doesn't understand new tech."

Davis (frustrated): "This Alexa was created to torture me!"

6. Rebecca vs. The Walk-in Closet

Rebecca, searching for a dress, accidentally shut the walk-in closet door, triggering the automatic lock. She pressed the handle, but it wouldn't budge.

Rebecca: "Damn it."

She pulled out her phone and texted the family group chat:

Rebecca: "Help, I'm locked in the walk-in closet!"

The chat exploded with replies:

Victoria: "Living in a mansion but getting trapped in a closet. Tragic."

Davis: "I'm gonna write a song about this."

Madison: "Try singing "Let It Go", maybe the door will open by itself."

Rebecca rolled her eyes. Then, she heard footsteps. Sadie appeared with a toolbox.

Sadie: "I'm here to rescue you."

Rebecca: "Finally, someone sane in this family."

7. Corina and the Mural in the Wrong Place

Corina was painting a massive mural in the living room. She looked satisfied with her work—a colorful abstract piece representing freedom.

Rebecca walked in and immediately screamed.

Rebecca: "CORINA! That's my expensive marble wall!"

Corina (stunned): "Uh… I thought it was just a regular wall?"

Rebecca: "WHAT KIND OF REGULAR WALL COSTS AS MUCH AS A TESLA?!"

Victoria stepped in, examined the mural, then nodded approvingly.

Victoria: "Actually… it's artistic. We could just say it's an exclusive design."

Rebecca rubbed her temples.

Rebecca: "I… I need chamomile tea."

They had all sworn never to upload these videos to the internet, but fate had other plans.

Someone within their circle—other than the Alistair siblings—uploaded the videos, and they went viral within an hour. Seven million views.

As the Alistairs opened social media and turned on the TV, Victoria clutched her hair. Rebecca, who had been sitting at her desk in front of her laptop, jumped to her feet in shock. Madison screamed. Davis choked on his coffee. Sadie was so stunned that her glasses slipped off her face. Corina simply rolled her eyes and facepalmed.

They all rushed to the family room at the same time and, in perfect unison, said:

"Our reputation is ruined."