Subaru woke up in the Hanging Garden as he was a sleep, as he spoke. "I don't train today, just here to rest".
Echidna then spoke looking at him. "That is good but um, why is the sword with you"
Subaru then spoken in supirse. "Ah! I don't remember sleeping with or putting it in my inventory".
Carmilla then spoke looking at him. "I-it is a s-soul w-weapon, like the Dragon Sword Of Reinhard".
Subaru then looked at the sword as he spoken. "Yeah but I wish it was dagger, I am more of Da-".
The sword then shipted and changed into a pair of two sword like daggerers, as everyone looked at him.
Pandora then looked at Echinda and Satella. "I forget we but that function in the weapon when we create the Witch Edge".
Satella sighed, shaking her head. "Of course, you did."
Subaru stared at the twin daggers now resting in his hands. The design remained the same—red gems embedded in the hilts, the golden patterns resembling reaching hands—but their size and shape had changed completely. He gave them a few test swings, feeling how naturally they moved with him.
"So... it's not just a soul-bound weapon. It can also shift forms?" Subaru asked, looking toward the witches.
Minerva crossed her arms, frowning. "That thing is basically alive, you know? It remembers its wielder's desires. If you wanted a spear instead, it probably would've changed into one."
Echidna adjusted her glasses, intrigued. "This level of adaptability... It's on par with divine artifacts. I expected nothing less from a weapon crafted by witches, but I wonder—what else is it capable of?"
Subaru narrowed his eyes. "That's what I want to find out."
He twirled the daggers experimentally before focusing on them, trying to will another transformation. A moment later, the daggers melted together, forming a single long blade similar to a katana.
"Alright, that's pretty cool."
Sekhmet lazily waved a hand. "You should test its limits, but not here. If it turns into something absurd like a scythe bigger than the Hanging Garden, I don't want to deal with it."
Subaru smirked. "Noted. I'll figure out what this thing can really do later. For now, I just need some actual rest."
As he lay back down, Pandora smiled mischievously. "Just be careful, Subaru. Weapons made by witches tend to have... interesting personalities."
Subaru sighed, closing his eyes. "Great. Just what I needed. A talking sword."
The witches chuckled, and as Subaru drifted off to sleep, the Witch's Edge hummed softly in his hands, as if acknowledging his presence.
Subaru then saw in the beach the Black Smoke. "Ah what is that doing here".
Daphne then went too him as she spoke. "Simple when you killed the Black Smoke, I came out of your body too eat it, making sure it doesn't take you and world with like it did in Loop 69".
Subaru then went too it as he spoke. "Is it harmless now".
Daphne then spoke as she took Subaru next too it. "Yeah pretty much, it back to factory mode, aka child mode".
Subaru reached his arm as it stings him as he moved his arm away. "Ow!"
Daphne lookee as she spoke. "Yeah it did that too me as well".
As then everyone eyes wident as the Black Smoke started too take a new form, it absorbed and condensed it self, it then gave it self bones and muscle and everyhting human, making him function like human, then it's body was fine of a 5 year old child, then it shows there was child weairng a fix or Subaru and Daphne outift, as he has white hair, and black eyes as he has fair skin and looked at them.
Echinda Athena laughed as she spoken. "By the gods or looks like you two had a kid". She then went quite as she spoke releasing. "He looks if you two had a... Kid".
Daphne raised her hand in the air as she spoke. "Fuck yeah, take that Bitch's I am the first Girl in Subaru harem too have a kid him".
Carmilla Spoke getting over her stutter for the second time in her life. "That is not fair I wanted too be the one too have Subaru first kid".
Subaru stood frozen, staring at the small child in front of him. His brain struggled to process what had just happened. One second, the Black Smoke was just a dangerous mass of cursed energy, and now it had literally turned into a human child. Worse, a child that looked eerily like a mix between him and Daphne.
The boy tilted his head, blinking his black eyes before looking between Subaru and Daphne. "Mama? Papa?"
Subaru's soul nearly left his body. What the fuck!?
Daphne, on the other hand, had the biggest shit-eating grin. "Yep! That's us, little guy!" She immediately scooped him up, laughing triumphantly. "Hell yeah! First official Subaru junior! Suck it, witches!"
Echidna pinched the bridge of her nose. "I don't even have the energy to process this right now..."
Pandora smirked, amused. "Oh, this is going to be fun."
Carmilla, still flustered, pouted. "It's not fair! I wanted to be the first to have a child with Subaru..."
Subaru snapped out of his shock. "Oi! Can we go back to the part where you all just accepted this like it's normal!?"
Minerva crossed her arms. "Subaru, you're in the Witch's Garden, a place where logic and reason go to die. A child being born from you and Daphne eating a cursed being is probably the least weird thing that has happened here."
Subaru groaned, rubbing his temples. "I swear, my life just keeps getting weirder."
The little boy tugged on Subaru's sleeve, looking up at him. "Papa, name?"
Subaru sighed. "Oh great, now I have to name him too..." He glanced at Daphne. "Since you're so proud of this, any ideas?"
Daphne thought for a moment before grinning. "Let's name him Abel!"
Subaru blinked. "Abel?"
Daphne nodded. "Yeah! He's our little survivor, just like you! Plus, it's a strong name."
The boy—Abel—smiled. "Abel… like name!"
Subaru let out a long sigh before giving the kid a small smile. "Alright then… Welcome to the family, Abel."
The witches all watched in various states of amusement and disbelief as Subaru officially became a father in one of the weirdest ways possible.
Typhon then spoke. "I am Aunt now, yeah".
Satella then spoke looking at everyone. "You know, I should be the most mad, but Somehow I am not".
Sekhmet then spoke. "The Black Smoke is one of Daphne Mabeast she created if Subaru killed the other one White Whale, The Rabbit Beast and The Black Snake, will it also happened with them".
Pandora did some quick maths as she spoke. "Yes, no, maybe yeah I am lost".
Subaru groaned, rubbing his temples again. "Please, for the love of everything holy, don't tell me that every time I kill one of Daphne's Mabeasts, I'm going to end up with another kid!"
Daphne just grinned. "Hey, don't blame me! You're the one who keeps killing them!"
Echidna, who had been quietly watching, sighed. "So let me get this straight. If Subaru kills the White Whale, the Great Rabbit, and the Black Snake... there is a possibility that they will also turn into children?"
Pandora, still lost in her calculations, finally gave up and nodded. "Honestly, at this point, we should just assume yes."
Satella hummed, looking at Abel, who was now happily clinging to Subaru's arm. "Well, if that's the case... I wouldn't mind more little ones running around."
Subaru immediately turned to Daphne. "Okay, new rule! No more cursed Mabeast children! One is enough!"
Daphne pouted, crossing her arms. "Aww, but what if the next one is cute too?"
Carmilla, still flustered, muttered, "I-if the next one is a girl, I-I call dibs on being her mother..."
Subaru felt a headache forming. "WHY ARE YOU ALL JUST ACCEPTING THIS!?"
Typhon, meanwhile, was still celebrating. "I'm an aunt! I'm an aunt!" She started running in circles around Abel, making the little boy giggle.
Sekhmet yawned. "Honestly, this might be the most entertaining thing to happen in centuries."
Echidna, who had been trying to ignore the sheer insanity, finally slumped into a chair. "I need tea. A lot of tea..."
Meanwhile, Abel, completely unaware of the chaos he had caused, simply smiled up at Subaru. "Papa! More brothers and sisters?"
Subaru's soul nearly left his body again. "NO!"
Few hours later after Subaru woke up.
Anastasia was looking at Subaru as next too her was Ragis, as they are looking at Subaru who was holding the manuscripts for Naruto Volume 3.
Anastasia looked as she drinks the tea. "You book is selling will, both in Lugunica and you home region Kararagi it is No 1, as for the rest of country it is in the Top 10".
Subaru chucked as he was looking at her. "I would one's again like too thank you for your company help".
Ragis laughed as he spoken. "Kid when you first came with you book was gonna be a gamble, and now more writer are coming to my publishing company, and I have enough money too improve it".
Subaru Smirked looking at him. "Told you it will work, almost done perfecting Volume, just need 4 more month's".
Anastasia looked at as she spoken. "If I remember correctly this picked from when Team 7 found an artifact and took them, Team 8, Team 9 mas Team 10 with that of the Tsunade to the moon".
Subaru looked at her as he spoke. "The majority of the Volume focuses on the Moon Kingdom Arc and after that two small Arc's based on Sasuke"
Anastasia then spoke spilling. "That is good and everything, but how are we having a conversation with a straight face when this is happening".
As this whole Time, Subaru had his Manuscript stretch out as he was pushing away Emilia who had are arm stretch out trying to grab it, as she is saying "Give It To Me". As this conversation was happening in the Roswaal Machine.
Subaru then looked at them. "And this is why I didn't want people to know I am writer of the book".
Then someone took the page from Felt hand, as she gives too Subaru. "Thanks Elsa".
Elsa looked as she spoke. "My pleasure".
As then Koyami finally woke up, as he then made a barrier of light and dark in the manuscript, as Subaru scratched the Yin and Yang Spirit. "Thank buddy, ok othe then Felt and Anastasia why are the other royal Candidates here".
Crusch walked as she looked as she was with Ram this time. "I came for spar, after all after your performance with Black Smoke Today's ago and you getting the witch blade and the fact you tied with Julius in your first match, I wanna see how strong you are".
Priscilla then spoke looking as she pointed her using hee fan. "I came for sine copy and too see if you wanna switch camps go my camp"
Roswaal looked at Subaru as he spoke. ""Subaru you did something no one was able too do, have all the Royal candidates in one place, and mostly have them being in a friendly way"
Subaru sighed, rubbing his temples. "Yeah, yeah, lucky me. But let's be real, they're only 'friendly' because they all want something from me."
Anastasia smirked, sipping her tea. "Smart as always, Mr. Author. But I'd say it's a fair trade—your strategic mind and fighting skills are rare commodities."
Felt grinned, crossing her arms. "Yeah, and don't forget, his books are fire! The whole slums are reading 'em now!"
Priscilla scoffed, flicking her fan. "Hmph. A mere book writer would never be worthy of my faction, but a mastermind who can outplay Julius? That's another story."
Crusch nodded seriously. "I don't disagree. Subaru, if you accept my spar, I won't hold back."
Subaru groaned. "Alright, alright! One spar with Crusch, one signed copy for Priscilla, and one peaceful night of sleep for me. Deal?"
Roswaal chuckled. "Kufufu, I dooon't think you'll be getting that last part, Subaru-kun~."
Subaru paled as Emilia suddenly grabbed his arm. "Wait a minute! Subaru, why didn't I get a signed copy first?!"
The entire room burst into laughter as Subaru's headache only grew worse.
To be continued
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