Chapter 3: Bom's POV
I looked at the king Regis and said, "So, I will wait until you bring
me what I want. Someone bring me a chair please ."
I glanced at one of his three guards, the shortest one—the one I had just
slashed to the floor earlier. I laught in silence then I say "You, what's
your name?"
He hesitated before answering, "B …Bob ! ."
I smirked. "Good. Bob, bring me a chair Please."
Bob looked at his king for approval. Regis gave a reluctant nod, and Bob
scurried off, returning with a red chair. I sat down comfortably, crossing one
leg over the other. "Now, I wait."
Regis stared at me with a mixture of fear and fury, but bad for him—he
couldn't do a thing to stop me. I'm Immortal, and handsome.
A few minutes later, a cute maid with short noisette brown hair and big
black doe eyes entered, carrying a tray of coffee and cookies. I blinked at
her, flashing a grin. She smiled back.
"Ah, Bom makes any girl's heart go boom-boom ! ," I mused,
taking the coffee. Then, as I picked up a cookie, I added, "But I like
chicken more than cookies, beauty so next time you know that."
She giggled. A win.
To any man this is the ultimate flirting arm : blink ! Smile ! And Bom make your
heart …! You know it already ,oh sorry this only work for me …
Regis suddenly stood up. "Enough! We brought you your money and the
royal certificate."
Behind me, Bob struggled under the weight of a literal mountain of
gold coins and the official certificate. I grinned. "Perfect! But where is
the most important demand if then all ?"
Regis pinched the bridge of his nose, exasperated. "Seriously You were
serious about the chickens?"
I laughed maniacally. "Of course, I was serious! You think I'd joke
about something so sacred so tasty ?"
Regis sighed heavily and motioned to Bob. "Take him to the castle
farm."
Bob and I stepped outside, making our way toward what I had been waiting
for—heaven itself. When we arrived, I gasped. A hundred—no, a thousand
chickens!
I ran toward them, arms wide open. The chickens, those delicious, stupid
creatures, scattered in fear. I screamed, "Finally! My chicken paradise
,my heaven !"
Behind me, Bob stared in sheer disbelief. "Doctor bom , Are you sure
you can bring Lady Faye back?"
Still basking in my poultry-filled joy, I waved him off. "Just watch
and see. And bring some popcorn too ."
Bob blinked. "What?"
"Popcorn, Bob you don't know that ?. And with caramel , please
hurry . Thanks, Bob."
Back in the throne room, I strolled in with the confidence of a
world-renowned scientist. Because, as everyone knows, doctors walk differently.
And today, I was in full doctor mode activated.
I cracked my neck and gestured to Regis and his guards. "You might want
to grab some popcorn. What you're about to see is a little… dark , scientific ,
magical !"
At that exact moment, Bob actually returned—with my caramel popcorn.
I gasped. "Oh, perfect! Thanks, Bob." I took a handful and popped
some into my mouth. "Make sure everyone gets some let's share it."
Regis looked seconds away from losing his mind, but he said nothing.
Finally, I turned toward Faye. Blond, pretty, but not as pretty as me,
obviously I'm better . I leaned down, studying her lifeless face.
Then, in one swift movement—I kissed her.
Silence.
Let's the show begin !
I turned around, casually munching on popcorn. The guards stood frozen, eyes
nearly popping out of their skulls. Bob, the real MVP, was still munching his
own popcorn.
Regis, however—Regis was fast. I only had a second to register his rage
before his boot collided with my perfect, beautiful face.
And that, my friends, is how I ended up on the floor, popcorn flying
everywhere.
Basically a normal Bom Day !