Chapter 5: "High Society and Low Blows"

Opening Scene:

Yuki, begrudgingly following the elegant woman to her estate, can't help but feel like this is just another trap in a series of unfortunate events. Her new armor feels like it's barely holding together, and every step she takes seems to draw even more eyes on her.

The estate is magnificent—large, pristine, and surrounded by lush gardens. But Yuki's attention is elsewhere, mainly on how her boobs are nearly spilling out of the skimpy armor.

Yuki (muttering under her breath):"Yeah, real high society. I bet the dinner's a real treat, too. Probably served on a bed of awkward stares and weird comments."

Lance (walking beside her, trying not to look at her exposed skin):"This is a good opportunity, Yuki. Let's just see where it goes."

Kiel (clearing his throat, visibly uncomfortable):"Yeah, maybe we can... get some information from her."

Yuki rolls her eyes, knowing full well that "information" means a whole lot of nothing when it comes to her. She's the center of attention, and no one seems to care about her discomfort.

The Grand Hall:

They arrive at the estate's grand hall, and it's just as lavish as Yuki expected—golden chandeliers, velvet curtains, and an overly-decorated dining table. But the second they step inside, Yuki feels the pressure of a hundred eyes on her. A group of well-dressed nobles are already seated, staring at her with curiosity.

The elegant woman waves them in, clearly expecting Yuki to make a grand entrance. But Yuki can't help but feel like a circus animal on display.

Elegant Woman (beaming with a proud smile):"Ah, welcome, welcome! Please, sit! We're all dying to meet the famous hero!"

Yuki (under her breath, to Lance):"Yeah, I'm thrilled to be here. Let's see how this goes."

They all sit down, with Yuki awkwardly trying to adjust her armor, which feels more like a bondage outfit than anything practical. She can barely move without it sliding off her shoulders or exposing even more of her skin.

Noble #1 (whispering to another noble):"Is this the hero who saved the village? She looks... different than I imagined."

Noble #2 (blushing and staring at Yuki's chest):"She's... well, quite distracting, isn't she?"

Yuki grits her teeth, trying not to react. But it's hard when every single person in the room is staring at her exposed body, most of them clearly enjoying the view.

The Awkward Dinner:

As the meal is served, Yuki tries her best to stay focused, but the conversation quickly turns into a series of uncomfortably personal questions. One noble asks about her past, another wonders about her training, and one of the older men just keeps complimenting her appearance, making her skin crawl.

Noble #3 (creepily eyeing Yuki):"You're so strong, I imagine you've had a... great deal of experience in battle."

Yuki (grimacing):"Sure, if you consider dodging random magic attacks and constantly being exposed to half the world 'experience'."

The noble laughs uncomfortably, not getting the sarcasm.

Noble #1 (trying to change the subject, too loudly):"What's it like being a hero? Do you enjoy the attention?"

Yuki (forcing a smile):"Oh yeah, it's so much fun, I can't even describe it. All I wanted was to be ogled by strangers while barely wearing anything. It's been a dream come true."

The table goes silent for a moment. The nobles exchange confused glances, and Yuki can feel the weight of their judgment.

The Accidental Misstep:

In the middle of all this awkwardness, Yuki reaches for her goblet of wine, trying to at least enjoy the food. But as she takes a sip, the wine slips out of her hand and splashes onto the lap of one of the nobles sitting across from her.

Noble #2 (shocked, his voice rising):"What the hell?! Watch where you're—!"

In the chaos that follows, Yuki accidentally bumps into another noble, causing her armor to shift. The next thing she knows, the top part of her armor completely slips off, leaving her standing there in nothing but the tiniest scraps of clothing.

Yuki (mortified, blushing furiously):"Oh my god. Not again!"

Elegant Woman (trying to cover for her):"Oh, don't mind her! She's just... very enthusiastic about her meal!"

But the nobles are far from amused. One older man leans forward, his face red from trying to hold in a laugh.

Noble #4 (laughing under his breath):"I think the hero's more than enthusiastic. She's practically naked."

Yuki can't help herself—she snaps.

Yuki (shouting, her face red with frustration):"I AM NOT A CIRCUS ACT, YOU KNOW!"

The Unexpected Turn:

Just as Yuki is about to storm out of the room, the elegant woman stands up and gestures dramatically.

Elegant Woman (smiling slyly):"Please, everyone, calm down. I assure you, this is all part of the experience. The hero's... charms are part of the story."

The nobles murmur amongst themselves, but before Yuki can say another word, a loud noise interrupts the tension—an explosion erupts from outside the estate.

Yuki (frowning):"Of course. Just when I thought this couldn't get any worse."

The elegant woman looks genuinely concerned for the first time. She gestures to the door.

Elegant Woman (urgently):"Quickly! Something's happening outside! Please, help us!"

Cliffhanger:

Yuki, now even more frustrated, heads toward the explosion, still barely dressed and wondering why she can't catch a single break in this world. What now? Another monster? Another chaotic battle where her clothes get destroyed?