Chapter 2: I Became A Slime but Where’s My Harem?!

When I came to, I felt… squishy. Like, literally. I had no arms. No legs. No glorious overpowered demon lord body.

Just a slimy, jiggling form.

[You have been reincarnated as 'Goobert the Slime,' a Level 1 monster.]

I screamed. Well, I tried to scream, but it came out as a wet gurgle.

Where was my SSS-rank cheat skill? Where was my harem of beautiful elf princesses and tsundere dragon girls? Hadn't I written enough cliché garbage to deserve at least one overpowered blessing?!

[Due to your crimes against literature, you have been granted the 'Author's Curse' skill. Any attempt to narrate your own story will result in instant plot derailment.]

Excuse me???

I tried to say, "Well, at least I can grind levels and evolve into something cool."

Immediately, a thunk echoed from the sky, and a giant, armored boot came down, crushing me into the dirt.

You have died. Respawning…