Chapter 4: My Cheat Skill is Writing Plot Holes?!

As it turns out, my Author's Curse was actually broken as hell.

One night, while the girls were arguing about who would get to hold me (why was that even a debate?), I thought: Man, it'd be crazy if we suddenly found a treasure chest full of rare items.

And then—BOOM!—a treasure chest just appeared out of nowhere.

"Wha—how?!" The knight gasped.

"Oh my gods, it's a legendary artifact!" the elf girl squealed.

The catgirl, however, just stared at me suspiciously. "Wait a minute… are you… the protagonist?"

I gulped. Or, well, I tried to. But, you know. Slime body.

Things were about to get real complicated.

Author's Note:

Hahaha, gotcha! You're still reading this slop, aren't you? Well, guess what? Goobert's adventure is just beginning, and he's about to break the entire world using the power of bad writing. Will he become the ultimate overlord? Will he actually get a harem? Or will he continue being a pathetic slime with no respect?!

Vote now! Comment below! Add this story to your library and suffer—I mean, enjoy!