99 Duy Tam Hospital's Strange Rules (10) "Congratulations on clearing customs...

The porch is covered with all kinds of posters, gynecology and urology, health check-up, cancer prevention, functional foods, everything you need is available.

When they first saw these posters, many attendees were like Ye Xi, silently cursing this hospital's unreliable style in their hearts, but after three days, the majority of people were already numb to it, and Ye Xi was the same.

Posters are just that, although in the weird talk, this is not the first time it has appeared. Shopping malls, amusement parks all have posters, even the front porch of Yu Liang High School also has several supplementary school courses with promotional posters.

But if you think carefully, the posters here are actually not that similar.

One aspect is that the frequency of appearance is too high —— not only is it far higher than other rules of strange talk posters, even compared to a hospital that uses cutting leeks as its professional target, there are still too many propaganda posters here. So many that they are afraid that patients won't notice them, it's very intentional.

On the other hand, although the basic content of those posters are similar to the commonly seen cutting chives items in reality, in fact there is no such thing as a first-class one.

That is a health check.

In the real world, gynecology, andrology, this kind of people can make money for the government hospital system, an important reason is that in the eyes of many people, going to see these rooms is embarrassing, do not want to leave this kind of medical record in the regular hospital. Cancer is also famous because humanity has not yet cured cancer, desperate patients can not help but try anything when desperate, intending to seek "traditional medicine", "miracle doctor" help, for themselves to seek a way to survive.

But health check-up, has never been this kind of hospital considered important item.

Because there are too many local health check-ups, many regular hospitals have health check-up centers, and there are also many private health check-up organizations that are also very professional. Health check-up project fees are generally understood by everyone, a mobile project of several dozen to one hundred yuan is still considered normal, but charging high fees would be considered inappropriate. For the prefecture-level hospital system, there is no chaotic fee collection space, so naturally there is no need to open it.

But this hospital poster says there is a health check.

"Full body check, safe and sound! Original price 69999, limited time offer 1 piece, only selling 6999! Limited quantity, sell out fast!"

Ye Xi stopped at this poster, looked at the four "May you be safe" and pondered for a moment, activating the [Motion Prompt] for the last chance to use it.

The first reminder slowly appeared in front of Ye Xi: "Proof of health".

Then there is: "Fake".

The third is: "Recognition".

False but admitted.

Diep Tich was a little more confident, looking at the doctor's office in front of her, she went up and knocked loudly on the door.

The attending physician gave a patient a check-up first, and only had a brief moment to think. Ye Xi walked in directly, suppressed the thoughts in his head, and said, "Hello, can we do a full body check-up to see if we can get here? How long will it take for the results to come out?"

The doctor nodded and turned away: "Yes, the results will be out in 24 hours, do you want to do it?"

Diep Tich nodded: "I was required to take a medical examination to prove my position. Are the results of your medical examination the same as the company's?"

"Okay, we can go now." The doctor who had just finished examining the patient said a few words, then answered Ye Xi's question, "Of course you can, this is a regular health check-up. Not to mention getting a job, even the insurance company has to acknowledge it!"

Diep Tich calmly said: "Then our hospital also accepts it?"

"Of course." The doctor seemed to find this question funny, his fingers lightly tapped the table, and he exaggerated, "We are a regular hospital, yet we don't even acknowledge our own test results, isn't this nonsense?"

Diep Tich:... Ha ha.

She pursed her lips, meaning something and said: "But I feel that my body is not very good, if the results of your experience here will lead to me not being able to take up the position, I will still change places to work."

The doctor looked at her, pulled out a drawer, took out a receipt, wrote a few lines, then signed it, and said: "Don't worry, what serious illness could you have at such a young age? You must be very healthy, I guarantee this."

Diep Tich clearly felt that the doctor seemed to have given her a signal.

A little translation is:

"I am required to be in good health to take office, can you give me the results of my physical examination?"

"No problem, don't worry."

Diep Tich blinked comfortably. The doctor wrote a receipt and gave it to her: "Go to the lobby to do some procedures."

Diep Tich: "I'm in the hospital, can the expenses be deducted from the hospital fee?"

The doctor said: "Of course you can."

Diep Tich's heart finally felt a little bit of tension loosen up, he smiled and thanked the doctor.

Although Tran Hieu Yen was a bit of a foodie, she studied very seriously. After watching Diep Tich operate, she immediately made the same request to the doctor. Seeing that Diep Tich did not object, she knew that she had learned correctly.

Waiting for Chen Xiaoyan to open the receipt, the two of them walked out hand in hand. Just as they walked out of the room, they were stopped by someone. Ye Xi cautiously raised her eyes and discovered that the other party was the patient who had just finished examining her, a talented lady in her early 30s.

The woman curiously stepped forward and asked: "Why do we need to do a health check? I saw a 6999 health check… This deposit can be kept for two days!"

Diep Tich nodded, not hiding anything: "We suspect that after finishing the health check, we can use the health check report to request discharge from the hospital."

The woman's eyes lit up: "Really? Are you sure?!"

"Not too sure." Ye Xi said truthfully, "Basically 90% sure. The final 10%, we have to wait for the health check results to come out to see if we can be discharged."

"Is that so!" The woman did not feel disappointed because Diep Tich was "not too sure", but was instead very happy.

The rules of the game are full of local uncertainty, and in many situations, survival depends on analysis and gambling.

So it can have 90% certainty, which is really good.

The woman therefore thanked Diep Tich, then hurriedly entered the examination room, also wanting to ask the doctor to write a health check receipt.

Diep Tich and Tran Hieu Yen went downstairs to the first floor, in front of the fee payment, they went to the corner where the snack counter was.

——What she just said to that lady was 90% sure was true, but that was because she didn't want to reveal her top-notch props in front of strangers. In reality, she also didn't want to gamble to the point of death, even if there was only a 10% chance.

Hospital rooms and examination rooms have too many attendants, but the snack counter is basically just a decoration, normally no one comes to buy anything.

Diep Tich walked over, took out the jewelry on his neck, and opened it in front of the store employee: "Hello, I would like to consult you about something."

"?!" The store clerk stared at her jewelry face with straight eyes, "You said!"

Diep Tich pulled back the jewelry on his shirt: "May I ask if I get a clean health check report at the hospital, can I be discharged safely?"

"Yes." The store clerk didn't need to think, "Results in 24 hours, I wish you all the best."

Great, 10% danger is gone.

"Thank you." Diep Tich politely expressed his gratitude, then went with Tran Hieu Yen to pay the window fee. Tran Hieu Yen was stunned: "What did you just show that store employee?!"

"A rare prop, obtained by chance." Diep Tich said.

... Rare props?

This assumption is really super tough for the [ordinary person] Tran Hieu Yen.

She only has 10 points to clear the new copy, and can't even touch normal props, but other people actually have rare props?

It's all nonsense, why do the rich treat each other so differently!

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After paying the fee at the window, they went to the examination station again to complete the examination. Then, with a drum beat, they were in high spirits and finished all the health check-ups.

Back in the hospital for a long time, the news of the possibility of being cleared from the health check-up report has slowly spread. The audience gathered in groups of three or five, their heads close together, a mixture of excitement and subtle tension spreading in the hallway.

Diep Tich smelled this kind of air, without a word he returned to the hospital room, and locked the door.

Tran Hieu Yen: "Why lock the door?"

Diệp Tịch said: "Currently, the customs clearance method has been announced, but a part of the participants do not have enough money to do the health check for various reasons, so it is better for us to be careful."

Tran Hieu Yen was puzzled: "It's just that we already have the mortgage money, and we've already finished the health check, there's no danger."

"Not really." Ye Xi sighed, "The fight between beasts is the most terrifying. In extreme despair, finding out that there is no money and then going to grab it is only one possibility. Those who feel that they are incapable of grabbing money might directly start a massacre, dying with a back cushion."

——this kind of situation, she had seen it at the last time at the hot spring hotel.

Tran Hieu Yen shivered without feeling cold: "Damn, there really are people like that!"

Diep Tich nodded: "In the rules of the strange talk, human evil will be infinitely magnified."

... This point was unfortunately misunderstood by Diep Tich.

Two or three hours later, it was time for dinner. Most of the people who came to take the test had already returned to the hospital. Ye Xi and Chen Xiaoyan were about to go buy some food, but just as they were about to lock the door, they heard a shrill scream from the end of the porch: "Murder!!!"

Diep Tich's eyes sharpened, without thinking he immediately unlocked the door and went back, looking out through the small window, unable to see what exactly happened, but could see the porch was in chaos.

Twenty to thirty meters away, a skinny male student was randomly stabbing a water bottle.

He and his ex-girlfriend entered this strange conversation together. The reason they broke up was because he found the young lady sick and infected his ex-girlfriend.

Actually, it's not that HIV is an incurable disease, it's just that it's quite troublesome to treat, so it still hasn't been cured.

His ex-girlfriend therefore asked him to compensate for medical expenses several times, but in his opinion, it was his ex-girlfriend making a mountain out of a molehill and taking the opportunity to extort money.

After entering the strange chat, his ex-girlfriend recognized him and groped her way into his hospital room in the middle of the night, intending to strangle him. But he fought back, and although she didn't grope her to death, he was able to live happily until now.

He originally thought that as long as he continued to lift it down, he would be able to leave the hospital sooner or later. He didn't expect that now that he knew the method to clear customs, it would cost 6999, and he only had more than 2000 coins left in his entire body.

... He also did not spend money recklessly. He simply saw an advertisement for male medical treatment, felt that the strange rules of the disease could find a shortcut to cure his illness, and it also did not require spending real money, so he gave it a try.

So, what made him die here?

If he wants to die here, these people should not be allowed to go out!

He held the water bottle with all his might, and threw it at the person on top of him. The two participants in front and behind unfortunately fell onto the porch. He remembered his ex-girlfriend who had been unrelenting and unforgiving towards him, and went to knock on his ex-girlfriend's door again. The room echoed with his ex-girlfriend's ear-piercing screams.

A few seconds later, the door to a sickroom suddenly opened, two strong men quickly walked out of the room, not waiting for the attacker to react, they activated the props, reached out to probe the back of the other person's neck, cracked a bit, and removed a piece of pure white bone.

The man who was breaking through the door suddenly lost a piece of his ancient bone, instantly became paralyzed, and fell uncontrollably to the ground.

Not far away, a few attendees asked: "???"

Props [Bone Release (level 3)], after starting to use, reach out and touch any part of the enemy, you will successfully take out a piece of enemy bone. Each instance can use 3 items, each time starting time is 10 seconds.

...Directly pulling out a bone caused the opponent to be paralyzed. Although the bone was pure white and there was no blood on it, and the opponent's skin was as perfect as before, the situation was still too terrifying!

The porch was dead silent. After a long while, some of the onlookers were slow to react... These two chivalrous elder brothers were probably the two who snatched money from the stairs this morning???

The two big brothers kicked the paralyzed man on the ground with one leg: "We are just helping vagabonds and still care about morality. You have no distinction in your attacks. Are you an animal?"

Onlookers: "..."

The great vagabond looked at the man with disdain, squatted down and raised his fist, ready to give him a fatal blow.

"Wait a minute!!!" A girl's clear scream came from afar.

The two elder brothers turned their heads in dissatisfaction, Ye Xi was like a gust of wind that seemed to run slowly past, the man squatting beside her looked at her, and even reached out to check her breathing, when she confirmed that he was not dead, her face instantly revealed a joyful expression: "Quick, quick, quick, who among you knows which room he is staying in?" She looked towards the fearful onlookers, "He is not dead yet! The money should still be there! Quickly go find the friends who did not give enough money, take it to deposit the mortgage to do a physical examination!"

Onlookers: "..."

The object belongs to the end.

So the paralyzed middle-aged man lay on the ground in despair, watching the tycoon take out his remaining two thousand pieces and divide them among the two survivors who were just short of one thousand pieces and could do the physical examination.

This kind of injury and humiliation coexisting together made him angry beyond control, unfortunately he could no longer feel anything, he could only helplessly accept all of this.

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After this storm, perhaps realizing that there were players here who were willing to maintain order and had attack-type props, the hospital building once again became peaceful.

After dinner, the nurse brought the evening medicine and the next day's check-up prescription as before. Ye Xi looked at the colorful medicine garden in front of her that was similar to candy, slowly combing through her thoughts to clarify them. From the results, she pushed back and discovered that this copy actually had a similar logic, which had been hinting at the hospital's true purpose to them.

From the beginning, the doctor who came to check the room seemed more carefree and perfunctory, not at all like a doctor.

Providing patients with invoices that only contain "psychologically implied" "ineffective" drugs is a common practice among fake hospitals.

Extraordinarily delicious but overcharged food, is a trick to keep hospitalized patients.

The content of the flowery unreliable poster is precisely cut chives...

So although they are here as patients, the doctors here have no idea why they are sick, they just want to keep them here to get more money.

So if they can't find the customs clearance method in time, what will happen after the mortgage is deducted?

Is it direct death, or will "he" fabricate a reasonable ending with the dungeon background?

Diep Tich was a bit curious, but of course did not want to experience it.

From a safety perspective, Diep Tich and Tran Hieu Yen still went early the next morning to have the nurses write out the check-up bill. After noon, they each got their health check-up results.

——The health checkup fee of 6999 was just two sheets of A4 paper. Although the values ​​were all at a standard that could be written in a textbook, Ye Xi still cursed 200 times in his heart for being a fraud.

The girls responded to the hospital for a long time and knocked on the main doctor's door. The main doctor was still that lazy looking deputy. The computer screen was still the same spider. Seeing the patient coming in, he was too lazy to cover it up.

Diep Tich smiled, walked forward and handed him the health check result: "Hello sir, I did a comprehensive check-up, the result is quite good, there should be no illness. If there is no problem, please help me handle the discharge."

"Comprehensive examination?" The attending physician frowned, "Let me tell you, those external physical examination structures actually don't…" Halfway through speaking, he noticed that this physical examination report was issued by his own hospital, and his voice immediately choked up.

"... Go ahead, it looks like there's no problem." The doctor angrily corrected himself, taking out a stack of papers from the drawer. Ye Xi saw that the top one was written "Discharge certificate".

He quickly filled out the ID card and gave it to Diep Tich: "Pay the window fee next to the deposit and return the window gold to do the procedures."

"Okay, thank you doctor." Diep Tich showed enough respect in front of the gloomy NPC.

Chen Xiaoyan and the previous same thing Ye Xi did cat-sitting and tiger-drawing geography once, basically even the lines were copy and pasted. Waiting for the proof to be released, the two of them together followed the doctor's instructions to find the mortgage window, the window was in the left corner of the lobby, they passed by and accidentally passed by a bright red donation box hanging by the wall, Ye Xi therefore saw a familiar pop-up reminder:

"Congratulations on finding the colored egg [Collection Box], you can freely assume the integral, input into the box (the input quantity required is 5 multiples)."

"..." After eating it once, Ye Xi expressionlessly closed the pop-up. This was Chen Xiaoyan's first time seeing this, and she was suddenly excited: "Wait a minute! There are colored eggs! Let me try!"

"Don't…" Diep Tich hoarsely reminded, accepting Tran Hieu Yen's confusion, and in a few sentences, told her about her previous contemporary injustice experiences.

But Tran Hieu Yen's thoughts were completely different from Diep Tich's.

Ye Xi valued points because she accumulated points quickly, and could honestly buy props without wasting them. But as a [Ordinary Person], Chen Xiaoyan could gain points every time she cleared the strange pool, but the probability of entering the strange pool was extremely low, and the accumulated points were also slow. She didn't feel like she would have the chance to buy even a few percent of the props.

... Objectively speaking, she didn't even feel like she could live through so many strange conversations.

So Chen Xiaoyan didn't have much expectation for saving up points to buy props, but the colored egg in front of her made her even more curious. So after Ye Xi stopped her, she had a hard time talking about "rebellion" for a while, but didn't listen to what the thigh said, and still invested the points, and even invested all the 10 points.

As a result, nothing happened.

"Ha ha ha ha ha what a pit!" Seeing that nothing happened, Tran Hieu Yen didn't feel too sad, simply complained a bit, dusted off her hands, and went with Diep Tich to do the paperwork.

"Hello, you can be discharged." Ye Xi, who was about to leave the hospital, walked up to the window. The staff at the window checked and compared some information, then reached out and touched the red card placed beside him.

"Bang ——" in the blink of an eye, the red chapter fell, and white light enveloped it. Ye Xi originally thought that he would have to leave the hospital to end it, but he didn't expect it to be so direct, and he almost didn't react.

"Congratulations on passing the 'Heart Hospital Rules Strange Talk'."

"Mortgage settlement: Remaining 6258 yuan, will add the integral for you: 63 points."

It's also 100:1, then four out of five.

Then the subtitles drifted away, and a new one appeared: "The hospital is a place where life's many facets are displayed. In this place, even family members will scheme against each other, and you will meet enemies."

"... No action against the enemy, received additional bonus points: 30 points."

"Ever tried to protect your enemy, received additional points reward, 50 points."

Finally, here comes her favorite part:

"You can choose to upgrade existing props, or you can also draw new props."

Diep Tich did not hesitate, without thinking, he selected the location [Prophet], raising it to level 3.

This is the highest grade prop right now... But she plans to sell it!

Before, she only felt that this prop would be a bit of a hassle when there were too many people, but as she participated in more and more strange discussions, she discovered that the frequency of using this prop was really low.

So to the maximum to change the pen giant amount, then draw a new prop, for her is the most suitable!

After the white light dissipated, Diep Tich firmly stopped on the ground, which was the hospital room she had worked in before.

A few seconds later, Tran Hieu Yen appeared out of nowhere, looked around, and used all her strength to shout: "Come out!"

"Yes." Ye Xi nodded, Chen Xiaoyan suddenly turned around, fiercely hugging her: "Fortunately, I have you, fortunately, I have you! Damn, when I first got the dungeon, I was already thinking about not letting me meet you a second time, otherwise I would definitely finish playing, I never thought I would meet you, an expert like you, a second time! I will go to the temple tomorrow to offer incense!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha!" Diep Tich laughed out loud, just as he wanted to speak, WeChat reminder sounds continuously skipped a series.

She lowered her head and opened WeChat, her mobile signal had just been restored, and she swiped through a few messages. Ye Xi glanced at it casually. It was the editor-in-chief who had some urgent work to do and sent her a few messages. Seeing that she didn't respond, she tried a few more voices.

After a while, Diep Tich reasonably guessed that the editor-in-chief had gone to contact her colleagues who worked outside, but Tran Hieu Yen and the others did not respond, so the editor-in-chief became flustered.

Later on, the news was that the editor-in-chief and the staff were all asking: "Where are you?" "Are you all well?" "You're not going to the weirdo chat?" "You're not really going to the weirdo chat???"

—— in that group, Tran Hieu Yen also saw.

Just as Ye Xi was about to type a reply, Chen Xiaoyan pressed down on his phone: "That, Lei Hai and Li Congshi..." Chen Xiaoyan paused, then used a senior-like attitude to point out the mentality of a newcomer to remind Ye Xi, "I feel that we don't need to mention them."

"Yes, I understand." Diep Tich nodded, calmly replying from the group: "I and Yen Ty were in a strange conversation, but now we have come out safely."

Not mentioning Lei Hai and Li Tong was to avoid unnecessary trouble. Although their deaths had nothing to do with them, if others knew that the four of them had met at the Strange Talk, who knows what would be said.

In reality, the oozing of gold can sometimes be more terrifying than the evil of a monster's heart.

When this news was released, Ye Xi said as if nothing had happened: "The information on my side has been edited to almost the same level, so I'll send it back."

Colleague A: "Damn, is it true that people do good deeds?"

Colleague B: "We're all off work! You just came out of the ghost town, hurry back and rest!"

Diep Tich ignored their teasing and turned to the editor-in-chief: "Are you still at the company?"

"I have something to ask you.":,,.

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