Recalling the Years

An intoxicated An Xiaoyu boldly places her hands on her hips: "Hey, handsome, this girl is here to rob you. This road is opened by me, this tree is planted by me, if you want to cross, leave some toll money!"
The man approaches aggressively, trapping An Xiaoyu against the wall with no escape.
He whispers in her ear: "Money, I have none. How about offering yourself instead?"
An Xiaoyu is completely dumbfounded.

She just accidentally robbed the wrong person, and now he's haunting her?
What? He wants her to take responsibility?
"Handsome, a forced melon is not sweet!"
"No worries, I like bitter melons!"
"You, shameless!"
"Can't have a wife with too much pride!"
"……"
An Xiaoyu: "God, please let me go!"

Ahem, 1v1 sweet romance + love over time, guaranteed to make you laugh until you have abs!


Beware the Appearing Cute Wife!

Shen Yunqing returned to his seat, eyeing the petite woman in front of him with a curious gaze.


"What are you staring at? Haven't seen a beauty before?"


Tong Xi instantly got fired up, and was about to explode, but quickly suppressed her anger and said with a cheeky smile, "There's a joke, not sure if you've heard it or not."


So, Tong Xi vividly began telling the joke:


"One day, a person with poor eyesight went to the market to buy vegetables. He first bought a chicken, and as he was carrying it home, he suddenly thought of buying a fish to eat. As he walked, he saw something very long at a stall. He went closer to look and thought, 'Why is the market selling swords?' So, he asked the stall owner, 'Hey! Boss, how much for your sword?'


123, with that look in your eyes, you still play with eagles!