Recalling the Years

An intoxicated An Xiaoyu boldly places her hands on her hips: "Hey, handsome, this girl is here to rob you. This road is opened by me, this tree is planted by me, if you want to cross, leave some toll money!"
The man approaches aggressively, trapping An Xiaoyu against the wall with no escape.
He whispers in her ear: "Money, I have none. How about offering yourself instead?"
An Xiaoyu is completely dumbfounded.

She just accidentally robbed the wrong person, and now he's haunting her?
What? He wants her to take responsibility?
"Handsome, a forced melon is not sweet!"
"No worries, I like bitter melons!"
"You, shameless!"
"Can't have a wife with too much pride!"
"……"
An Xiaoyu: "God, please let me go!"

Ahem, 1v1 sweet romance + love over time, guaranteed to make you laugh until you have abs!


Beware the Appearing Cute Wife!

Are you feeling like your heart is blooming and little deers are running wild?


At that time, looking at his face, she did feel a bit inexplicably aggrieved!


Gu Xiaobei wore a skeptical expression.


"Then, why did you say you admired my 'God' and wanted to invite him for dinner?"


It seems, telling one lie really does require a hundred lies to cover up!


An Xiaoyu thought for a bit, then said: "Didn't I mention before? My boyfriend looks a lot like Shen Yufeng. Today, seeing Shen Yufeng in person, I found they do resemble each other, so I felt a bit of kinship. What I said was just a joke, I figured Shen Yufeng wouldn't agree, but then..."


What happened next was totally beyond her expectations.


"Then, did you have lunch with 'God' today?"


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