435, will this bastard die if he doesn't act like a hooligan?

Shen Yunqing saw that Tong Xi didn't laugh, so he switched to a fresh one.

He cleared his throat lightly and said seriously:

"In a pitch-dark alley, a young girl in the prime of her youth was coerced by a knife-wielding thug to strip. Helplessly, she took off her sweater, thinking that she would have to remove her underwear next, but unexpectedly, the thug told her to put it back on. Confused, yet she put the sweater back on. After repeating this process hundreds of times, the girl cried and asked him, 'What exactly do you want?' The thug paused for a moment and then said, 'Quiet, just look at how beautiful the static electricity is.'"

Tong Xi sighed deeply, "That thug is just as sick as you!"

Shen Yunqing: "..."

To get backstabbed even when telling a joke!

Time for another one——

A man from Chu State was crossing a river by boat and accidentally dropped his sword into the water. He hastily made a mark on the boat with a knife. The boatman asked curiously, "What are you doing?"