Recalling the Years

An intoxicated An Xiaoyu boldly places her hands on her hips: "Hey, handsome, this girl is here to rob you. This road is opened by me, this tree is planted by me, if you want to cross, leave some toll money!"
The man approaches aggressively, trapping An Xiaoyu against the wall with no escape.
He whispers in her ear: "Money, I have none. How about offering yourself instead?"
An Xiaoyu is completely dumbfounded.

She just accidentally robbed the wrong person, and now he's haunting her?
What? He wants her to take responsibility?
"Handsome, a forced melon is not sweet!"
"No worries, I like bitter melons!"
"You, shameless!"
"Can't have a wife with too much pride!"
"……"
An Xiaoyu: "God, please let me go!"

Ahem, 1v1 sweet romance + love over time, guaranteed to make you laugh until you have abs!


595, why should I listen to you?