Ethan's bladder screamed louder than any zombie. He danced in the elevator's cramped space, chocolate wrapper crumpled in one hand while the other clutched his crotch. The System's alert blinked mockingly:
Current Hydration: 87%
Recommendation: Void bladder within 12 minutes
"Fucking water rationing," he hissed. The trade screen taunted him with absurd offers—someone was auctioning a Rolex for half a protein bar. His snake carcass listing remained stubbornly unsold.
The elevator shuddered. Five heat signatures pulsed on the System's minimap. Ethan gripped his machete as the doors revealed a derelict office floor. Rotting carpet squelched underfoot.
Clang!
The first zombie's skull split like overripe melon. Black ichor sprayed across "Employee of the Month" plaques. Four more shambled through a warped metal door—their milky eyes locking onto fresh meat.
"Game on, fuckers."
Ethan's boot tapped the elevator threshold like metronome. In-out. In-out. Zombie heads swiveled in grotesque synchrony.
Crack!
Machete met cranium #2. Three remaining.
By the seventh threshold tease, the undead cluster resembled macabre ballet dancers. Ethan's arm became piston—swing-retreat-swing. When the last corpse crumpled, the System chimed:
Reward Issued: P229 + 39 Rounds
He nearly wept at the food crate's contents. Three water bottles became holy grails. The real prize? The rusted door's hinges—20kg of pure iron wrenched free with last-minute desperation.