Chapter 30 Co-mic: Does Beating a Police Dog Count as Assaulting the Police?

A request for co-mic interaction from the 60-level tycoon, Sister Xuan, popped up.

Suddenly, a co-mic request emerged in the background. Lin Chuan clicked the accept button with his mouse.

"Sister Xuan, thank you for your gift."

"Are you requesting a co-mic to consult on legal matters, or just to have a chat?"

Lin Chuan smiled and expressed his gratitude. "Neither... nor."

Unexpectedly, Sister Xuan's voice was actually female! And it was incredibly sweet. However, Sister Xuan spoke at a slow pace, like a sloth in slow motion, giving off an adorable feeling of being a "big smartie."

Lin Chuan didn't expect Sister Xuan to be a girl. From her voice, she sounded young, like a delicate college student.

"Holy crap, this is Sister Xuan's first time co-micing with someone! I never knew she was a girl before."

"Big news! The Douyin 60-level tycoon Sister Xuan is actually a rich lady!"

"Is Sister Xuan socially anxious? Why does she speak so hesitantly?"

...

As soon as Sister Xuan's identity as a girl was exposed, the viewers in the live broadcast couldn't sit still. Each one of them, like old perverts, frantically typed out bullet comments, and some shamelessly declared their love for Sister Xuan publicly.

"So why did you request a co-mic with me?"

"Um... At this morning's court hearing, did you... put up an advertisement?"

Sister Xuan spoke very slowly.

'Yes.'

Lin Chuan nodded.

"Then... Can I intern at your law firm?"

"Actually, I... am also studying law."

"I'm a senior this year, about to graduate... I don't want to pursue postgraduate studies, I want to work at your law firm."

Sister Xuan made another astonishing statement. The live broadcast exploded.

A 60-level tycoon turned out to be a senior student! What's even more shocking is that this tycoon wants to work... as an employee! How could she be so reckless?

'Uh.'

Lin Chuan rubbed his temples, thinking he had heard an illusion. But Sister Xuan reiterated once again.

"My dream is... to work in the legal industry. I majored in law when I applied to university."

"But I'm not as talented as you."

"You are my id... ol."

Sister Xuan summoned up the courage to say what she had been hiding in her heart. Because she grew up in a wealthy environment, she became an idealist, hoping that society could operate fairly and justly.

Therefore, she has always been paying attention to unfair events happening in society. From the Lu Zhou highway car accident case, where Lin Chuan avenged Ms. Zheng and sent He Tianyi to prison, Sister Xuan became a little fan of Lin Chuan from then on.

"If you really want to work at my law firm, no problem."

"Whenever you're ready."

Lin Chuan could sense that Sister Xuan was an idealist. In fact, he also hoped that society could operate fairly and justly. But Lin Chuan knew that where there is sunshine, there will be shadows. The darkness of human nature and the loopholes in the law inevitably lead to unfair events in society.

"Thank you, so... when can I start working?"

Sister Xuan was very excited, eager to work with Lin Chuan.

"My law firm is still under renovation, and it should be able to open in about a week. I'll send you a WeChat message then."

Lin Chuan sent Sister Xuan his WeChat ID in the background. Then he hung up the co-mic and continued the live broadcast.

During this time, the netizens in the live broadcast were full of creative ideas and asked many bizarre questions.

"Host, the couple upstairs, every night after midnight they start doing that, and the sound is huge."

"I'm often woken up by them!"

"Within the scope allowed by law, can I buy a sound-shaking device to fight back?"

The viewer with the username Orange Juice was the first to connect.

"Regarding this viewer's question."

"I regret to tell you that if you want to use a sound-shaking device to fight back against your upstairs neighbors, you are breaking the law!"

'And.'

"The noise from the sound-shaking device is very loud."

"Not only will the upstairs neighbors be disturbed by the noise, but you won't be spared either."

"It's like harming the enemy a thousand and yourself eight hundred."

'Therefore.'

"You must never use a sound-shaking device; it's both illegal and ineffective."

Having said that, Lin Chuan paused and then changed his tone.

"We can't do illegal things."

'Next.'

"I'll recommend a type of speaker to everyone, it's a bone conduction speaker."

"The biggest feature of this speaker is bone conduction. When you place it close to the wall, the sound can clearly penetrate the wall and reach the room above."

'So.'

"It's much better than a sound-shaking device, and it's not illegal, plus it's cheap."

"More importantly."

"You can also Bluetooth connect it to your phone and choose the music to play."

"For example, the return song from a ghost movie, the eighteen send-offs at a funeral..."

Hearing Lin Chuan's answer, the netizens laughed.

"Hahaha, Lin Chuan is lucky to be a lawyer, otherwise he would definitely be an outlaw outside the law, capable of coming up with any despicable tricks!"

"After Lin Chuan's promotion, I feel like bone conduction speakers are going to become popular!"

"Got it, I'll go buy a bone conduction speaker right now and play the Great Compassion Mantra for the couple upstairs tonight!"

...

After solving the first co-mic viewer's problem, Lin Chuan's popularity stabilized at over a hundred thousand. He found that when he seriously popularized legal knowledge, the popularity wasn't as high.

Next, the second co-mic viewer appeared.

"Lawyer Lin Chuan, I have a question. Is it illegal to steal from the donation box at a temple?"

"Yesterday, when I went to the temple, I suddenly had this idea."

"And I asked Buddha for guidance, he gave me a thumbs-up, does that count as consent?"

After hearing this viewer's question, the live broadcast burst into laughter again. Lin Chuan was speechless; this generation of netizens has such a big imagination, but this question was not difficult for Lin Chuan.

"The donation box belongs to the temple."

"And the money in the donation box is donated to Buddha by everyone."

'Theoretically.'

"You are stealing Buddha's money."

"Since Buddha doesn't have a physical form in the human world, he cannot pursue your theft, so objectively it does not constitute theft."

'But!!'

"You must know that the donation box belongs to the temple."

"If you run away with the donation box, that constitutes theft."

"And the sentencing standard is not based on the value of the donation box, but on the amount of money inside the donation box to determine."

'Therefore.'

"In reality, you have committed the crime of theft. Friendly reminder, starting from three years."

After Lin Chuan finished speaking, the viewers in the live broadcast were all typing question marks. It turns out that stealing money from the donation box does not constitute theft! But if you also steal the donation box, then it's a big trouble.

"Finally, it's my turn, Lawyer Lin Chuan."

"I would like to ask, if I go to solicit prostitution and pay with joss paper afterwards, does it violate the law?"

"If the woman accuses me of rape or fraud... does the charge stand?"

The third netizen also had a big imagination.

Lin Chuan was helpless; what kind of questions are these, not related to legal education at all, but the popularity is getting higher and higher.

'Not illegal!'

"It's only rape if it goes against the woman's will."

"During the prostitution process, the woman thinks you will pay for the service and cooperates with your actions, so it does not go against her will."

"Afterwards, paying with joss paper does not constitute fraud."

"Because prostitution is illegal and not protected by law."

Lin Chuan gave a crisp answer.

Then, the netizens continued to ask bizarre questions, one more strange than the last. For example, if I am sentenced to death and during the execution, I kill the executioner, does it count as self-defense? Does beating a police dog count as assaulting the police? Is it illegal to wear prison clothes bought online on the street? Does a pregnant woman hitting someone count as a group fight?...

Facing all kinds of bizarre legal questions, Lin Chuan was completely speechless.