[ A Warm Welcome ]
👈 get out.
This book is for cool kids only.
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Oh wait, you're cool? Sorry, my bad! Come on in!
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This is a ship free book, lul.
- season one
The reader is canonically Aro/Ace. XD That does not save us from characters having cute little crushes on each other, however.
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- season two
Idk anymore lol
- season three
It's like platonic romance if that makes any sense
- season four
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WARNING:
- graphic depictions of violence
- child abuse
- gore
- depression / existentialism
- tw: vomiting, drowning
- main character death
- sadness
- very much sadness
- the gingers are throwing hands
- bad math
- seriously guys please stop correcting my math
- mentions of suicide/(attempts)
- angst
- messy politics
- more main character death
- grooming / brainwashing
- top #10 worst parents
- cat antagonization
- even more sadness
- generally dark themes
- the Bible is quoted at least twice
- don't say I didn't warn you
Don't worry, I promise it'll have a happy ending.
ANTI-WARNING:
- no sexually explicit content
- no glamorization of death/depression
- positive themes & messages
- wholesome, fluffy moments
- I try to stay as true to the characters as possible with what I know
- funny
- thought provoking quirk combos
- engaging politics
- y/n's an actual character
- LOTS of intriguing character drama
- an author who actually knows how to grammar right
- the Bible is quoted at least twice
- cat and bunny snuggles
- wholesome found family
- emphasis on familial and platonic bonds
- readers say the plot twists are good (originally written on Wattpad under the name: "The Main Villain's daughter Wants To Save The World?!")
- happy ending
- I am a very cool person. Trust B)
I'm sorry, I'm a sucker for hurt/comfort.
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I split this book into "seasons" for multiple reasons:
1. It tricks your brain into thinking this book isn't as long as it actually is.
2. It tricks my brain into thinking this book isn't as long as it actually is.
3. Looks kinda cool.
4. Gives every major arc a different vibe.
5. Poetry.
6. Makes me more productive.
7. Publishing multiple separate books as a series is bad both for me and you.
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Unless the art is bad, it isn't mine.
That being said, I made the cover and I WILL bite anyone who steals it.
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I know it's cringe. Not getting paid for this anyways so may as well have some fun.
Audiobook now included (on Wattpad) so you can listen along or whatever.
Enjoy if you like. Hate me if you don't. It's fine. I'll just cry in a corner.
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