Chapter: 1 Schabbalabadingdong

One ordinary day in the heavens Raijin the Sigma aurafarms as usual. The boredom of being so fucking cool was at this point already a part of his being.

"Damn I'm just so cool.", Raijin proclaims.

"You sure are.", God says smirking.

"What the fuck are you doing here? Wanna get beaten again?"

Raijin shows his Sigma muscles and flexes on god ong fr fr. His power pulsating throughout the room showing his aura.

"No no. I just want to talk with you. Oh by the way. Did you know that and are the same thing? Those people down there really get up to weird ideas don't they?"

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

"See? You could have used same thing."

"NO that's not how it works you dumbass."

"What the Sigma are YOU talking about? See works fine."

"No."

"Perhaps you should experience the language of the humans yourself. I will banish you from this heavenly realm!"

With these words spoken God himself needed to sacrifice all of his present power, past power and future power just to banish the biggest alpha Raijin the Sigma from Heaven.

"Hmm sounds interesting. I could write my masterpiece while I am away.", said Raijin.

He could have easily crushed God and avoided his banishment but he choose not to like a true sigma.

"This is only the start of my morning routine."

This day god died because he couldn't handle the balls of Raijin the Senkai.