Chaos Incarnate

[ Yes I can, host!! ]

"Then do it, what are you waiting for?"

[ Host…you are utter trash of them all, I want to say this but I can't. This much is average for someone who never left their room. Especially your intelligence it's really far from an average resident of this world. ]

Was this junk trying to find a way to trash talk? I shouldn't dwell on it that much. It's a good thing that I'm somewhat average, I can improve.

"System, tell me how to gain powers."

I don't know what I was anticipating asking that junk such a valuable question.

[ Can't disclose such sensitive information Host, if you accept my proposal of conquering beauties. Then I might break my rules for my sweet host. ]

This junks seductive voice was getting irritating now, this bastard was actively trying to set me up. Bitch, were you cupid before being a system?

[ System can sense malicious thoughts host, beware. ]

"If you can sense then I don't even need to hide it. You are a piece of junk, at least for me. If you want to be helpful then just explain about my Physique."

I could hear some sobbing sounds, they weren't loud, barely audible actually. Still this junk was crying.

[ *Sobs*....Host you can't speak like that…*sobs*.. the system has feelings too. ]

"Sorry system, I was being a jerk. Today's been a hectic day and all. Sorry, I just took it out all on you."

The system immediately cheered up, its voice was beaming with happiness and cheerfulness.

[ System forgives you, host…you are not that bad. System has a request though, can you please treat system with warmth? ]

Immediately a faint smile found its way on my face.

"Ok, as you wish. You will be my companion in this world, I hope we have a great time. Nice to meet you system, I am Einar Sanguis."

[ (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) ]

[ Nice to meet you too, Einar. ]

[ Chaos Incarnate: Your physique gives you an innate affinity of chaos, you are a child of chaos. Capable of harnessing its strength to its utmost potential. ]

Chaos affinity…..nice. This is much better than being affinity less, I also have my dormant affinity. So, I will have like two affinity at bare minimum.

"Finally something good has happened today."

System probably doesn't know how to awaken my dormant affinity or how to gain strength. Hmm…..That old groggy, 'baldy' book should know. But I slammed it into the wall.

Patching up with it will take time…Let's get to it.

I approached the book, caressed it before opening it again. The blinding lights returned this time pure blood red, not even a speck of golden light, right from the start.

"Bastard is really furious."

< You wretched ungrateful ork. I blessed you with knowledge and you returned the favour of such a grateful act with slamming me on the wall!!! >

I bowed down to the great ancient scribble book and all its glory which I didn't know. Showing my sincerity, asking for forgiveness.

< You mongrel, you think bowing will help you. Nothing would make me forgive you, just find another book. This ancient being won't help you. >

"You are not cursing me, isn't that amusing"

I meant like the evil kind of curse, not your usual verbal curse. I had a hunch this bastard was more than capable of doing it. That meant that there was a chance of reconciliation. Still, it didn't mean it wasn't angry, angry but just not on the level that I can't manipulate….I mean cool down.

...

Actually it took me shit load of time, exactly 7 days!!! A freaking week, that's how long it took for this old groggy bastard to forgive me.

Even then this bastard acts all high and mighty. Cocky bastard.

Throughout the week, nothing really mind-blowing happened. The demonic maid came in 3 times a day, to deliver food and trash talk.

She rarely cleaned the room, when she did she used magic to do so. Smart, even if she was demonic, this was smart I must give her the credit.

I never really left the room, I still didn't know about the dangers of this world. How to get strong? How to awaken my powers?

These questions were much more important, that was why I was actively trying to soothe the 'baldy's' anger.

Which took a freaking week to subside.

During this period, I did some exercises. Basically moving around the room, nothing else. Because I was incapable of performing even a pushup.

"This body is trash."

I wanted to decrease my weight fast, so I stopped eating much. Eating only protein rich foods, basically meat of animals I didn't know.

But it was meat, so it should have protein. That's the law of the universe!!!

The demonic maid was angry at first, she even beat the shit out of me. Eventually she left me, now she just delivers the food and immediately returns back.

"Its afternoon now"

I could guess that through the intensity of light coming from the window. There was no sun or moon here, just a glistening ball of light which increases and decreases its intensity in place of sun set and sun rise.

The view outside the window was pretty breathtaking, there was a forest in view, with a gorgeous pond in it, and various kinds of birds chirped around in the morning.