Chapter 7

Ares, the mighty God of War, son of Zeus, conqueror of countless battlefields, stood there like a child who had just been caught breaking a sacred vase. His sword—his divine, blood-soaked sword—was still in his hand, but he suddenly had no idea what to do with it.

The silence dragged on.

Too long.

Far too long.

Someone coughed.

Ares chanced a glance at Medusa's face—nope. Bad idea. That smile of hers was still there, calm and unreadable. Ares would rather face a hundred Titans than that smile.

So he turned his eyes to Reazel instead.

Big mistake.

Reazel was looking at him like he was the biggest idiot in Olympus. And considering how many idiots Olympus had, that was quite the accomplishment.

"Uh…" Ares finally muttered, clearing his throat. "So… how are things?"

Everyone blinked.

Even the serpents.

Reazel tilted his head. "Did the God of War just try to start small talk?"

Ares shifted uncomfortably. "I—look, let's all be reasonable here. Mistakes were made."

Reazel raised an eyebrow. "Oh? You mean, you made a mistake?"

Ares glared. "I did not say that."

"You just did."

"No, I didn't."

"You did."

"I did not!"

A serpent in the crowd mumbled, "He totally did."

Ares gritted his teeth and ran a hand through his hair. Why was this happening to him?

He was the God of War, for Zeus' sake! He was supposed to be feared! Respected! Mortals were supposed to tremble at his presence, not exchange judgmental glances like he was some fool who had just walked into the wrong tavern!

Ares winced. Oh no.

He opened his mouth, then immediately closed it. How did one even begin to explain this?

He considered lying.

That lasted about half a second.

Then he considered running.

That lasted about another half second.

Then he considered just... standing there and hoping Medusa forgot about this whole thing.

Yeah. No. That was never happening.

Ares felt a bead of sweat roll down his neck.

"Uh… I mean…"

Ares swallowed. Then, without any warning—

CLANG.

His sword hit the ground as he dropped it dramatically.

"Whoops," he said, very unconvincingly. "Didn't mean to pull that out. Complete accident. Slipped right out of my hand."

The entire hall just stared.

Medusa tilted her head slightly, her expression unreadable.

Reazel crossed his arms.

The king blinked. Twice.

The serpents whispered amongst themselves.

One of them muttered, "Did he just—?"

Another replied, "I think he did."

A third simply said, "Pathetic."

Ares coughed. "Sooo... we good?"

No one spoke.

Somewhere in the distance, a single cricket chirped.

And then—

Medusa laughed.

It wasn't an evil laugh. It wasn't a victorious laugh.

It was just… a laugh.

A slow, soft chuckle that sent absolute terror down Ares' spine.

"God of War," she mused, stepping closer, her smile widening just a fraction. "How strange. I thought you were braver than this."

Ares swallowed.

He wasn't brave.

Not when it came to her.

Not when it came to the woman whose wrath even the gods feared.

But, well… he wasn't exactly stupid, either.

So he did the only thing a self-respecting war god could do in this situation.

He cleared his throat.

Slowly bent down.

And ever-so-gently picked up his sword and placed it back into its sheath.

"Right," he said. "Glad we could clear that up."

Then he turned—very, very slowly—to Raphael.

"And you," he said, "what in Olympus did you just try to pull?"

Reazel shrugged. "Something fun."

Ares exhaled sharply through his nose. "Fun, huh?"

Medusa rested a hand on Reazel's shoulder, her gaze still locked on Ares. "My son does as he pleases."

Ares took a very careful step backward.

"... Noted."