36. Not Even a Single Reaction

"Thank you, Aunt Sayuri! You're super cute too!"

Suou Yuki turned back with a bright smile, responding with sincere praise.

"Because I finally figured it out."

"Yuki, your personality is exactly the same as this middle-aged auntie who likes to act cute and pretend to be young."

This annoying little sister was truly incompatible with her.

Having a mother who teased her every day was already bad enough for Eriri.

And now, there was also Suou Yuki, who was not even a bit adorable.

"Onii-chan, do you really like mature women who are older than you?"

"After all, apart from being cute, Aunt Sayuri really only has her cuteness left."

Suou Yuki stroked her chin, making a thoughtful deduction.

Being complimented as "only cute" made Sawamura Sayuri beam with joy.

Suou Yuki's personality was just too entertaining.

She was far better than her tsundere daughter.

"Yuki, just what kind of image do you have of me in your head?"

This annoying little sister was making him sound more and more like a pervert.

"Can't you at least act a little like the Suou family's heir?"

"I've long since given up on being the heir and young lady."

"Now that Onii-chan is back, why should I, a girl, have to shoulder the family responsibilities?"

"When the time comes, just have one of your kids take on the Suou name."

"I'm sure Grandpa and Mother would be absolutely delighted."

"As for me, Yuki just wants to be a shut-in and a freeloader at home, living off Onii-chan."

Suou Yuki didn't care at all about the strange looks from the people around her.

She openly declared her dream of mooching off her brother for life.

"Chika-neesan is exactly the person I admire the most!"

Hearing her name suddenly brought up, Fujiwara Chika panicked and quickly explained,

"Yuki, I'm not a shut-in!"

"Chika-neesan, your expression gives you away."

Suou Yuki stuck out her tongue, looking a little apologetic as she pointed it out.

Seeing her sister's face suddenly darken, Fujiwara Chika felt like crying.

Crap, she had been exposed.

Yuki, you little troublemaker, you've screwed me over this time.

"Onii-chan, you still haven't told Yuki if your type is mature women or not."

"I refuse to answer. That's my personal privacy."

"And shouldn't you be getting off of me?"

"Onii-chan, you really don't feel even a little reluctant about your soft, sweet-smelling little sister sitting on you?"

Suou Yuki asked in deep disappointment.

Pfft!

Hearing that, Sawamura Yuu immediately turned his head, nearly choking on his own spit.

This annoying little sister was even more troublesome than he had imagined.

Far worse than anything he'd seen in anime in his past life.

"Or is it because Eriri throws herself at you every day—"

"That you've become completely immune to this kind of thing?"

"I-I never did that!"

"Who would do something so shameless?!"

Eriri instantly flew into a rage, vehemently denying it.

"Oh, so you didn't?"

"Now Yuki can finally be at ease."

"Eriri fell for that so easily again!"

Realizing she had been effortlessly baited by Suou Yuki yet again—on top of being mocked by her own mother—Eriri's mind nearly imploded.

Her face turned bright red with anger, making her look exactly like a defeated golden retriever.

"What do you mean 'be at ease'?!"

"What does this have to do with you?!"

"As Onii-chan's little sister, Yuki absolutely refuses to lose to Eriri."

"Where the hell did this weird sense of competition come from?!"

"Because Onii-chan promised Yuki when we were kids that he'd be a siscon!"

"Don't tell me Onii-chan forgot about that promise?"

Suou Yuki looked at him seriously.

Bonk!

Having had enough, Sawamura Yuu gave this nonsense-spewing little sister a firm flick to the forehead.

Suou Yuki immediately teared up.

"Did you think you could fool me just because I lost my childhood memories?"

"Anyone who believes that kind of promise is an idiot."

However, quite a few girls present did believe it.

"Tch!"

"Tricking Onii-chan even once is really too difficult."

"You damn cat, get off me."

Sawamura Yuu sat up straight and lifted Suou Yuki off him.

"Onii-chan, you really do like mature women, don't you?"

"And where the hell did you get that ridiculous conclusion?"

Sawamura Yuu felt like he was about to have a mental breakdown from Suou Yuki's little devil antics.

This annoying little sister always said the most outrageous things, leaving him completely defenseless.

"Because after sitting on Onii-chan for so long, he didn't have even the slightest reaction."

Everyone: "..."

How was that any different from outright calling Sawamura Yuu a pervert?

"Onii-chan, as a young man in his prime and a genius martial artist,"

"this is seriously not normal."

"I really shouldn't have asked you."

"Come on, it makes sense! Yuki and Onii-chan just reunited, and we don't have that deep of a sibling bond yet."

"But Onii-chan didn't react at all—this is a massive failure of Yuki's charm."

"Damn it, now everyone probably sees me as a pervert."

"It's fine, Onii-chan. Yuki will never dislike you."

"Even if you're a total womanizer."

Suou Yuki patted her chest, vowing with confidence.

"Who do you think is responsible for me being seen as a pervert?!"

"Yuki just wants to learn more about Onii-chan!"

"How about this—I'll make it up to you by playing wingman and helping you win over Leonora-neesan."

"How about it? There's no little sister in this world better than Yuki, right?"

"Wow, thanks so much."

Hearing that, Sawamura Yuu just wanted to die.

"Oh my! Yuki-chan, how exactly do you plan to help Yuu-chan win me over?"

Hearing her name mentioned, Nakiri Leonora looked over with great interest.

Seeing this, Chitanda Eru also raised her hand. "Yuki, I'm curious too."

"Auntie, can you not butt into the insane conversations of these two freak siblings?"

Erina demanded, looking completely exasperated.

"Eriri, you're always asking things of me."

"Now, I have a request for you too."

"Can you stop calling me Auntie?"

That request instantly rendered Erina speechless.

Compared to calling her "Auntie," she really was still too inexperienced.

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