Chapter 3 An Ordinary Night

DJ was wearing headphones and swaying to the music. He didn't know what was happening at the front desk at all. Only a drinking boy was whispering on the side.

"Wow, damn it, there are still people who dare to mess with Brother Jiu in the rooftop bar.. Look at the end, it won't be much better than Lao Liang!"

"Brother Jiu? Tianmen Laojiu?"

"Nonsense, damn it, you drank too much. You don't even know Brother Jiu!"

DJ is a very young man, who is only two or three years older than me. He closed his eyes and shouted, "Are you happy? Come on, let's shake it together! The following song for you is..."

There are also countless men and women on the stage twisting their bodies crazily, as if they want to let the whole world know how hot and great their bodies are.

I patted DJ on the shoulder and took off his headphones casually.

DJ must not be disturbed when playing music. He suddenly looked up, and his beautiful face, which was originally full of anger, immediately turned into a smile and asked with a smile, "Brother Jiu, what's the matter? Why didn't you come for so long?"

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Lend me the microphone!"

"Oh a good!" It was very straightforward and didn't drag on at all. However, when he handed the wheat to me, he shouted at the wheat head, "Next, please ask Brother Jiu to say a few words for us."

As soon as I finished this sentence, that is, the moment my hand touched the wheat, the younger brother under the stage began to shout crazily: "Brother Jiu! Brother Jiu! Brother Jiu! Brother Jiu!"

I took the wheat, took the woman and came to the stage. I waved my hand and said, "Excuse me, everyone, please dance later. Now it's up to me, Xiaojiu, to give you a friendly performance!"

What surprised me the most was that more than half of the people on the stage knew me and jumped down one after another.

At the moment when I received the microphone, the four big men under the stage had already felt that something was wrong. They took out their mobile phones and dialed 110.

The person who dares to recommend me is not without, but he died a year ago.

I stood on the stage carelessly, hugged the bar girl next to me, kissed her face fiercely, and said, "Brothers, who is she?"

A group of juniors who are afraid that the world will not be in chaos have shouted crazily: "Fuck, needless to say, of course, it's the sister-in-law!"

I was very satisfied with this answer. I smiled and pointed to the little brother sitting on the left. His face suddenly changed, and his voice became angry: "What should I do if someone bullies your sister-in-law?"

"It's time to kill!" The sound is neat and loud, even higher than me holding a microphone.

I hooked the four men in black under the platform with my fingers and said, "Drag me up and fight!"

As soon as this sentence was put down, before the big men stood up, countless tables, chairs and benches had flown over, followed by dozens of people.

At this time, I had already taken my sister in my arms and ran aside to drink beer and eat barbecue.

How tiring it is to fight. I'm too lazy to do it as a last resort.

However, by the way, I haven't hit people with fists for two years, and now knives are popular.

"Nine.. Brother Jiu, tell them not to fight, or they will make trouble!" The bar lady sitting next to me persuaded me in a panic.

I raised my hand, looked at the time, and shouted at the microphone, "Come on, don't really kill me. Five minutes is enough!" After saying that, he threw the wheat on the table and raised Erlang's legs, not inditing whether they heard it or not.

A minute has passed...

Two minutes have passed...

Seven minutes have passed...

I stepped forward, pulled the crowd away, and looked at the four big men, who had been beaten with no power to fight back and their whole bodies were covered in blood.

But there is one thing I dare to accept - they are not dead.

The guy who pushed me was still scolding me: "Fuck you, wait, I... Call the police!" Originally, this sentence meant to say, "I have already called the police." As a result, I didn't hear clearly. I heard it, "I'm going to call the police."

I laugh. Just call the police. What's there to be afraid of?

I waved my hand and said, "Okay, it's okay. Let's go back to drink. Today's dinner is my brother's treat!"

After speaking, there was a burst of cheers around. At this time, the bison came over with the security guard behind him, threw me a cigarette with a smile, and then lit it and said, "Brother Jiu, if you come like this, Brother Hu must be unhappy again, haha..."

"Damn, I don't care about him. This guy is disrespectful and colluded with the boss to cheat me. I have to make him bleed some blood today, hehe. These people can't die. Call the hospital and ask an ambulance to take them away, so that they don't have to lie here and affect everyone's appetite.

According to my words, the bison had already started to call, but the man on the ground got up, grabbed the corner of my pants and shouted, "Damn, I'm not leaving! I'm going to let the police arrest you!"

I'm so happy. This guy is quite interesting.

I squatted down, grabbed his hair and looked around. "Huh" a thick smoke sprayed on his face: "Are you really stupid or fake stupid?"

The man's face was covered with blood, and he couldn't see what he looked like.

I handed my mobile phone to him and said, "Call the police. If you don't call the police, I will kill you now!" After saying that, I turned around and flicked my fingers a few times. Several smart people such as long hair, pony and wild boar have already handed the watermelon knife ready to be dry to me.

I cut his face with a watermelon knife and slowly said, "Broadcast number!"

The man really felt fear at this time, his face twitched a little, and he tremblingly called 110.

At this moment, Captain Chen had come forward with five strange-faced little policemen.

The man took a long breath, because he thought the savior had arrived. As a result, the following scene made him completely desperate.

"Oh, Xiaojiu! What are you doing?" Captain Chen had already known what had happened when he saw such a posture. He came over and patted me on the shoulder with a smile, and handed me a cigarette by the way.

I'm so fucking depressed. Now the efficiency of the police is so fucking high. As soon as the number is broadcast, the person arrives? Damn, the invincible little superman of the universe?

I scratched my hair with a smile, threw away the remaining half cigarette butt in my hand, and laughed, "Damn, Captain Liu, no way, it's so late, you still come out for tea?"

Suddenly, a young man came out from behind Captain Liu, pushed me forward, and said, "You, turn around. I now suspect that you are hiding a murder weapon!"

At this time, I was really depressed. Did I really commit too much today? How can a person bully me?

My face turned cold in an instant, and the dozens of younger brothers began to move.

"Bang" a slap, extremely crisp in the face of the young policeman, Captain Liu reprimanded: "Stand alone! It's not for you to talk here!"

The little young policeman covered half of his red and swollen cheeks and stood on the spot, looking a little at a loss.

Captain Liu quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, Xiaojiu, this child is a newcomer and ignorant. Don't blame him, he is still young..."

Damn, what do you think this is going on? Is he still young? Are you still afraid that I can't eat him?

I waved my hand depressedly and said, "Come on, the newcomer doesn't know the rules. I don't blame him. Well, let's have a drink."

After saying that, they ignored the men lying on the ground, and the two found a seat to sit down.

The clever lady had already taken out the good red wine and poured half a glass for each person.

Damn, are you fooling me again? Anyway, I don't know how to drink red wine. What about him?

I drank it all my life. Looking at Captain Liu's heartache, this mouthful of wine, but drank all his month's salary!

Captain Liu didn't stay long and said goodbye in a hurry. Of course, before leaving, I also stuffed the bottle of red wine that seemed to be very expensive in his arms.

What about those big men? Then it was carried away by four stretchers.

It was a very ordinary night, and the ordinary night could not be ordinary anymore. When the big man was carried out, I asked, "Do you think I am virtuous like a student?"

Do you know how he answered? He was already scared and shook his head crazily..

I'm really depressed. Do I look like a student? Do I really look like a student?

I kicked the bar girl away, and I was drinking muffled wine alone until... Don't wake up to the world.

When I woke up the next day, I was already on a soft bed, with two chicks sleeping beside me, watery.

I looked around in a daze and realized that this was Tiandu Hotel, Room 0137. No wonder it's so familiar.

One advantage of being a gangster is that no matter what you look and how you are, you can always find a woman to sleep with within three months, and that woman's appearance will never be bad.

I'm not only a gangster, but also a boss, so women have long been common for me. However, one thing worth commending is that no woman who has a relationship with me has made me remember her name.

I don't know if I'm a dedicated man, but when I sleep with a woman, I must be focused.

I touched my lower body. Oh my god, it's wet. These two girls are too good at it, aren't they? I was distressed for a while. I turned around left and right, grabbed the little girl on the left, ignored whether she was awake or not, and directly picked up the gun and got on the horse.

Damn, you can tell from your appearance that you are chickens. Do you need to take into account your feelings when dealing with chickens?

When I was exhausted, I turned on my mobile phone and looked at it again. Damn, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon.

The two sisters hugged me and said with a smile on their lips, "Brother Jiu, you are so strong!"

"Come on, come on, go to my pocket to get the money, take 500 yuan each, and then disappear in front of me, eh... Give you five minutes. Hurry up!" I lit a cigarette and patted the buttocks of the two completely naked sisters.

They knew the rules of the way very well, quickly put on their clothes, and said with a smile, "Brother Jiu, the eldest sister has already paid the money."

My fingers swayed a few times in mid-air and said, "Take it, don't be polite to me."

The two young ladies nodded, took out my wallet cleanly, put the money in their small bags, put the wallet back in place, and then quickly disappeared in front of me.

Oh, damn it, I have to go to school. Who should I find to be my companion? This is really a problem.