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CHAPTER TWELVE
THE POLYJUICE POTION
hey stepped off the stone staircase at the top, and Professor
McGonagall rapped on the door. It opened silently and they entered.
Professor McGonagall told Harry to wait and left him there, alone.
Harry looked around. One thing was certain: of all the teachers' offices
Harry had visited so far this year, Dumbledore's was by far the most
interesting. If he hadn't been scared out of his wits that he was about to be
thrown out of school, he would have been very pleased to have a chance to
look around it.
It was a large and beautiful circular room, full of funny little noises. A
number of curious silver instruments stood on spindle-legged tables,
whirring and emitting little puffs of smoke. The walls were covered with
portraits of old headmasters and headmistresses, all of whom were
snoozing gently in their frames. There was also an enormous, claw-footed
desk, and, sitting on a shelf behind it, a shabby, tattered wizard's hat — the
Sorting Hat.
Harry hesitated. He cast a wary eye around the sleeping witches and
wizards on the walls. Surely it couldn't hurt if he took the hat down and
tried it on again? Just to see . . . just to make sure it had put him in the
right House —
He walked quietly around the desk, lifted the hat from its shelf, and
lowered it slowly onto his head. It was much too large and slipped down
over his eyes, just as it had done the last time he'd put it on. Harry stared
at the black inside of the hat, waiting. Then a small voice said in his ear,
"Bee in your bonnet, Harry Potter?"
"Er, yes," Harry muttered. "Er — sorry to bother you — I wanted to ask
—"
"You've been wondering whether I put you in the right House," said the
hat smartly. "Yes . . . you were particularly difficult to place. But I stand
by what I said before" — Harry's heart leapt — "you would have done
well in Slytherin —"
Harry's stomach plummeted. He grabbed the point of the hat and pulled
it off. It hung limply in his hand, grubby and faded. Harry pushed it back
onto its shelf, feeling sick.
"You're wrong," he said aloud to the still and silent hat. It didn't move.
Harry backed away, watching it. Then a strange, gagging noise behind him
made him wheel around.
He wasn't alone after all. Standing on a golden perch behind the door
was a decrepit-looking bird that resembled a half-plucked turkey. Harry
stared at it and the bird looked balefully back, making its gagging noise
again. Harry thought it looked very ill. Its eyes were dull and, even as
Harry watched, a couple more feathers fell out of its tail.
Harry was just thinking that all he needed was for Dumbledore's pet
bird to die while he was alone in the office with it, when the bird burst into
flames.
Harry yelled in shock and backed away into the desk. He looked
feverishly around in case there was a glass of water somewhere but
couldn't see one; the bird, meanwhile, had become a fireball; it gave one
loud shriek and next second there was nothing but a smoldering pile of ash
on the floor.
The office door opened. Dumbledore came in, looking very somber.
"Professor," Harry gasped. "Your bird — I couldn't do anything — he
just caught fire —"
To Harry's astonishment, Dumbledore smiled.
"About time, too," he said. "He's been looking dreadful for days; I've
been telling him to get a move on."
He chuckled at the stunned look on Harry's face.
"Fawkes is a phoenix, Harry. Phoenixes burst into flame when it is time
for them to die and are reborn from the ashes. Watch him . . ."
Harry looked down in time to see a tiny, wrinkled, newborn bird poke its
head out of the ashes. It was quite as ugly as the old one.
"It's a shame you had to see him on a Burning Day," said Dumbledore,
seating himself behind his desk. "He's really very handsome most of the
time, wonderful red and gold plumage. Fascinating creatures, phoenixes.
They can carry immensely heavy loads, their tears have healing powers,
and they make highly faithful pets."
In the shock of Fawkes catching fire, Harry had forgotten what he was
there for, but it all came back to him as Dumbledore settled himself in the
high chair behind the desk and fixed Harry with his penetrating, light-blue
stare.
Before Dumbledore could speak another word, however, the door of the
office flew open with an almighty bang and Hagrid burst in, a wild look in
his eyes, his balaclava perched on top of his shaggy black head and the
dead rooster still swinging from his hand.
"It wasn' Harry, Professor Dumbledore!" said Hagrid urgently. "I was
talkin' ter him seconds before that kid was found, he never had time, sir
—"
Dumbledore tried to say something, but Hagrid went ranting on, waving
the rooster around in his agitation, sending feathers everywhere.
"— it can't've bin him, I'll swear it in front o' the Ministry o' Magic if
I have to —"
"Hagrid, I —"
"— yeh've got the wrong boy, sir, I know Harry never —"
"Hagrid!" said Dumbledore loudly. "I do not think that Harry attacked
those people."
"Oh," said Hagrid, the rooster falling limply at his side. "Right. I'll wait
outside then, Headmaster."
And he stomped out looking embarrassed.
"You don't think it was me, Professor?" Harry repeated hopefully as
Dumbledore brushed rooster feathers off his desk.
"No, Harry, I don't," said Dumbledore, though his face was somber
again. "But I still want to talk to you."
Harry waited nervously while Dumbledore considered him, the tips of
his long fingers together.
"I must ask you, Harry, whether there is anything you'd like to tell me,"
he said gently. "Anything at all."
Harry didn't know what to say. He thought of Malfoy shouting, "You'll
be next, Mudbloods!" and of the Polyjuice Potion simmering away in
Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. Then he thought of the disembodied voice he
had heard twice and remembered what Ron had said: "Hearing voices no
one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the Wizarding world." He
thought, too, about what everyone was saying about him, and his growing
dread that he was somehow connected with Salazar Slytherin. . . .
"No," said Harry. "There isn't anything, Professor. . . ."
The double attack on Justin and Nearly Headless Nick turned what had
hitherto been nervousness into real panic. Curiously, it was Nearly
Headless Nick's fate that seemed to worry people most. What could
possibly do that to a ghost? people asked each other; what terrible power
could harm someone who was already dead? There was almost a stampede
to book seats on the Hogwarts Express so that students could go home for
Christmas.
"At this rate, we'll be the only ones left," Ron told Harry and Hermione.
"Us, Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle. What a jolly holiday it's going to be."
Crabbe and Goyle, who always did whatever Malfoy did, had signed up
to stay over the holidays, too. But Harry was glad that most people were
leaving. He was tired of people skirting around him in the corridors, as
though he were about to sprout fangs or spit poison; tired of all the
muttering, pointing, and hissing as he passed.
Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of
their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make
way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through. . . ."
Percy was deeply disapproving of this behavior.
"It is not a laughing matter," he said coldly.
"Oh, get out of the way, Percy," said Fred. "Harry's in a hurry."
"Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his
fanged servant," said George, chortling.
Ginny didn't find it amusing either.
"Oh, don't," she wailed every time Fred asked Harry loudly who he was
planning to attack next, or when George pretended to ward Harry off with
a large clove of garlic when they met.
Harry didn't mind; it made him feel better that Fred and George, at
least, thought the idea of his being Slytherin's heir was quite ludicrous.
But their antics seemed to be aggravating Draco Malfoy, who looked
increasingly sour each time he saw them at it.
"It's because he's bursting to say it's really him," said Ron knowingly.
"You know how he hates anyone beating him at anything, and you're
getting all the credit for his dirty work."
"Not for long," said Hermione in a satisfied tone. "The Polyjuice
Potion's nearly ready. We'll be getting the truth out of him any day now."
At last the term ended, and a silence deep as the snow on the grounds
descended on the castle. Harry found it peaceful, rather than gloomy, and
enjoyed the fact that he, Hermione, and the Weasleys had the run of
Gryffindor Tower, which meant they could play Exploding Snap loudly
without bothering anyone, and practice dueling in private. Fred, George,
and Ginny had chosen to stay at school rather than visit Bill in Egypt with
Mr. and Mrs. Weasley. Percy, who disapproved of what he termed their
childish behavior, didn't spend much time in the Gryffindor common
room. He had already told them pompously that he was only staying over
Christmas because it was his duty as a prefect to support the teachers
during this troubled time.
Christmas morning dawned, cold and white. Harry and Ron, the only
ones left in their dormitory, were woken very early by Hermione, who
burst in, fully dressed and carrying presents for them both.
"Wake up," she said loudly, pulling back the curtains at the window.
"Hermione — you're not supposed to be in here —" said Ron, shielding
his eyes against the light.
"Merry Christmas to you, too," said Hermione, throwing him his
present. "I've been up for nearly an hour, adding more lacewings to the
potion. It's ready."
Harry sat up, suddenly wide awake.
"Are you sure?"
"Positive," said Hermione, shifting Scabbers the rat so that she could sit
down on the end of Ron's four-poster. "If we're going to do it, I say it
should be tonight."
At that moment, Hedwig swooped into the room, carrying a very small
package in her beak.
"Hello," said Harry happily as she landed on his bed. "Are you speaking
to me again?"
She nibbled his ear in an affectionate sort of way, which was a far better
present than the one that she had brought him, which turned out to be from
the Dursleys. They had sent Harry a toothpick and a note telling him to
find out whether he'd be able to stay at Hogwarts for the summer vacation,
too.
The rest of Harry's Christmas presents were far more satisfactory.
Hagrid had sent him a large tin of treacle toffee, which Harry decided to
soften by the fire before eating; Ron had given him a book called Flying
with the Cannons, a book of interesting facts about his favorite Quidditch
team, and Hermione had bought him a luxury eagle-feather quill. Harry
opened the last present to find a new, hand-knitted sweater from Mrs.
Weasley and a large plum cake. He read her card with a fresh surge of
guilt, thinking about Mr. Weasley's car (which hadn't been seen since its
crash with the Whomping Willow), and the bout of rule-breaking he and
Ron were planning next.
No one, not even someone dreading taking Polyjuice Potion later, could
fail to enjoy Christmas dinner at Hogwarts.
The Great Hall looked magnificent. Not only were there a dozen frost-
covered Christmas trees and thick streamers of holly and mistletoe
crisscrossing the ceiling, but enchanted snow was falling, warm and dry,
from the ceiling. Dumbledore led them in a few of his favorite carols,
Hagrid booming more and more loudly with every goblet of eggnog he
consumed. Percy, who hadn't noticed that Fred had bewitched his prefect
badge so that it now read "Pinhead," kept asking them all what they were
sniggering at. Harry didn't even care that Draco Malfoy was making loud,
snide remarks about his new sweater from the Slytherin table. With a bit
of luck, Malfoy would be getting his comeuppance in a few hours' time.
Harry and Ron had barely finished their third helpings of Christmas
pudding when Hermione ushered them out of the hall to finalize their
plans for the evening.
"We still need a bit of the people you're changing into," said Hermione
matter-of-factly, as though she were sending them to the supermarket for
laundry detergent. "And obviously, it'll be best if you can get something of
Crabbe's and Goyle's; they're Malfoy's best friends, he'll tell them
anything. And we also need to make sure the real Crabbe and Goyle can't
burst in on us while we're interrogating him.
"I've got it all worked out," she went on smoothly, ignoring Harry's and
Ron's stupefied faces. She held up two plump chocolate cakes. "I've filled
these with a simple Sleeping Draught. All you have to do is make sure
Crabbe and Goyle find them. You know how greedy they are, they're
bound to eat them. Once they're asleep, pull out a few of their hairs and
hide them in a broom closet."
Harry and Ron looked incredulously at each other.
"Hermione, I don't think —"
"That could go seriously wrong —"
But Hermione had a steely glint in her eye not unlike the one Professor
McGonagall sometimes had.
"The potion will be useless without Crabbe's and Goyle's hair," she said
sternly. "You do want to investigate Malfoy, don't you?"
"Oh, all right, all right," said Harry. "But what about you? Whose hair
are you ripping out?"
"I've already got mine!" said Hermione brightly, pulling a tiny bottle
out of her pocket and showing them the single hair inside it. "Remember
Millicent Bulstrode wrestling with me at the Dueling Club? She left this
on my robes when she was trying to strangle me! And she's gone home for
Christmas — so I'll just have to tell the Slytherins I've decided to come
back."
When Hermione had bustled off to check on the Polyjuice Potion again,
Ron turned to Harry with a doom-laden expression.
"Have you ever heard of a plan where so many things could go wrong?"
But to Harry's and Ron's utter amazement, stage one of the operation went
just as smoothly as Hermione had said. They lurked in the deserted
entrance hall after Christmas tea, waiting for Crabbe and Goyle who had
remained alone at the Slytherin table, shoveling down fourth helpings of
trifle. Harry had perched the chocolate cakes on the end of the banisters.
When they spotted Crabbe and Goyle coming out of the Great Hall, Harry
and Ron hid quickly behind a suit of armor next to the front door.
"How thick can you get?" Ron whispered ecstatically as Crabbe
gleefully pointed out the cakes to Goyle and grabbed them. Grinning
stupidly, they stuffed the cakes whole into their large mouths. For a
moment, both of them chewed greedily, looks of triumph on their faces.
Then, without the smallest change of expression, they both keeled over
backward onto the floor.
By far the hardest part was hiding them in the closet across the hall.
Once they were safely stowed among the buckets and mops, Harry yanked
out a couple of the bristles that covered Goyle's forehead and Ron pulled
out several of Crabbe's hairs. They also stole their shoes, because their
own were far too small for Crabbe- and Goyle-size feet. Then, still stunned
at what they had just done, they sprinted up to Moaning Myrtle's
bathroom.
They could hardly see for the thick black smoke issuing from the stall in
which Hermione was stirring the cauldron. Pulling their robes up over
their faces, Harry and Ron knocked softly on the door.
"Hermione?"
They heard the scrape of the lock and Hermione emerged, shiny-faced
and looking anxious. Behind her they heard the gloop gloop of the
bubbling, glutinous potion. Three glass tumblers stood ready on the toilet
seat.
"Did you get them?" Hermione asked breathlessly.
Harry showed her Goyle's hair.
"Good. And I sneaked these spare robes out of the laundry," Hermione
said, holding up a small sack. "You'll need bigger sizes once you're
Crabbe and Goyle."
The three of them stared into the cauldron. Close up, the potion looked
like thick, dark mud, bubbling sluggishly.
"I'm sure I've done everything right," said Hermione, nervously
rereading the splotched page of Moste Potente Potions. "It looks like the
book says it should . . . once we've drunk it, we'll have exactly an hour
before we change back into ourselves."
"Now what?" Ron whispered.
"We separate it into three glasses and add the hairs."
Hermione ladled large dollops of the potion into each of the glasses.
Then, her hand trembling, she shook Millicent Bulstrode's hair out of its
bottle into the first glass.
The potion hissed loudly like a boiling kettle and frothed madly. A
second later, it had turned a sick sort of yellow.
"Urgh — essence of Millicent Bulstrode," said Ron, eyeing it with
loathing. "Bet it tastes disgusting."
"Add yours, then," said Hermione.
Harry dropped Goyle's hair into the middle glass and Ron put Crabbe's
into the last one. Both glasses hissed and frothed: Goyle's turned the khaki
color of a booger, Crabbe's a dark, murky brown.
"Hang on," said Harry as Ron and Hermione reached for their glasses.
"We'd better not all drink them in here. . . . Once we turn into Crabbe and
Goyle we won't fit. And Millicent Bulstrode's no pixie."
"Good thinking," said Ron, unlocking the door. "We'll take separate
stalls."
Careful not to spill a drop of his Polyjuice Potion, Harry slipped into the
middle stall.
"Ready?" he called.
"Ready," came Ron's and Hermione's voices.
"One — two — three —"
Pinching his nose, Harry drank the potion down in two large gulps. It
tasted like overcooked cabbage.
Immediately, his insides started writhing as though he'd just swallowed
live snakes — doubled up, he wondered whether he was going to be sick
— then a burning sensation spread rapidly from his stomach to the very
ends of his fingers and toes — next, bringing him gasping to all fours,
came a horrible melting feeling, as the skin all over his body bubbled like
hot wax — and before his eyes, his hands began to grow, the fingers
thickened, the nails broadened, the knuckles were bulging like bolts — his
shoulders stretched painfully and a prickling on his forehead told him that
hair was creeping down toward his eyebrows — his robes ripped as his
chest expanded like a barrel bursting its hoops — his feet were agony in
shoes four sizes too small —
As suddenly as it had started, everything stopped. Harry lay facedown
on the stone-cold floor, listening to Myrtle gurgling morosely in the end
toilet. With difficulty, he kicked off his shoes and stood up. So this was
what it felt like, being Goyle. His large hand trembling, he pulled off his
old robes, which were hanging a foot above his ankles, pulled on the spare
ones, and laced up Goyle's boatlike shoes. He reached up to brush his hair
out of his eyes and met only the short growth of wiry bristles, low on his
forehead. Then he realized that his glasses were clouding his eyes because
Goyle obviously didn't need them — he took them off and called, "Are
you two okay?" Goyle's low rasp of a voice issued from his mouth.
"Yeah," came the deep grunt of Crabbe from his right.
Harry unlocked his door and stepped in front of the cracked mirror.
Goyle stared back at him out of dull, deepset eyes. Harry scratched his ear.
So did Goyle.
Ron's door opened. They stared at each other. Except that he looked pale
and shocked, Ron was indistinguishable from Crabbe, from the pudding-
bowl haircut to the long, gorilla arms.
"This is unbelievable," said Ron, approaching the mirror and prodding
Crabbe's flat nose. "Unbelievable."
"We'd better get going," said Harry, loosening the watch that was
cutting into Goyle's thick wrist. "We've still got to find out where the
Slytherin common room is. I only hope we can find someone to
follow . . ."
Ron, who had been gazing at Harry, said, "You don't know how bizarre
it is to see Goyle thinking." He banged on Hermione's door. "C'mon, we
need to go —"
A high-pitched voice answered him.
"I — I don't think I'm going to come after all. You go on without me."
"Hermione, we know Millicent Bulstrode's ugly, no one's going to know
it's you —"
"No — really — I don't think I'll come. You two hurry up, you're
wasting time —"
Harry looked at Ron, bewildered.
"That looks more like Goyle," said Ron. "That's how he looks every
time a teacher asks him a question."
"Hermione, are you okay?" said Harry through the door.
"Fine — I'm fine — go on —"
Harry looked at his watch. Five of their precious sixty minutes had
already passed.
"We'll meet you back here, all right?" he said.
Harry and Ron opened the door of the bathroom carefully, checked that
the coast was clear, and set off.
"Don't swing your arms like that," Harry muttered to Ron.
"Eh?"
"Crabbe holds them sort of stiff. . . ."
"How's this?"
"Yeah, that's better. . . ."
They went down the marble staircase. All they needed now was a
Slytherin that they could follow to the Slytherin common room, but there
was nobody around.
"Any ideas?" muttered Harry.
"The Slytherins always come up to breakfast from over there," said
Ron, nodding at the entrance to the dungeons. The words had barely left
his mouth when a girl with long, curly hair emerged from the entrance.
"Excuse me," said Ron, hurrying up to her. "We've forgotten the way to
our common room."
"I beg your pardon?" said the girl stiffly. "Our common room? I'm a
Ravenclaw."
She walked away, looking suspiciously back at them.
Harry and Ron hurried down the stone steps into the darkness, their
footsteps echoing particularly loudly as Crabbe's and Goyle's huge feet hit
the floor, feeling that this wasn't going to be as easy as they had hoped.
The labyrinthine passages were deserted. They walked deeper and
deeper under the school, constantly checking their watches to see how
much time they had left. After a quarter of an hour, just when they were
getting desperate, they heard a sudden movement ahead.
"Ha!" said Ron excitedly. "There's one of them now!"
The figure was emerging from a side room. As they hurried nearer,
however, their hearts sank. It wasn't a Slytherin, it was Percy.
"What're you doing down here?" said Ron in surprise.
Percy looked affronted.
"That," he said stiffly, "is none of your business. It's Crabbe, isn't it?"
"Wh — oh, yeah," said Ron.
"Well, get off to your dormitories," said Percy sternly. "It's not safe to
go wandering around dark corridors these days."
"You are," Ron pointed out.
"I," said Percy, drawing himself up, "am a prefect. Nothing's about to
attack me."
A voice suddenly echoed behind Harry and Ron. Draco Malfoy was
strolling toward them, and for the first time in his life, Harry was pleased
to see him.
"There you are," he drawled, looking at them. "Have you two been
pigging out in the Great Hall all this time? I've been looking for you; I
want to show you something really funny."
Malfoy glanced witheringly at Percy.
"And what're you doing down here, Weasley?" he sneered.
Percy looked outraged.
"You want to show a bit more respect to a school prefect!" he said. "I
don't like your attitude!"
Malfoy sneered and motioned for Harry and Ron to follow him. Harry
almost said something apologetic to Percy but caught himself just in time.
He and Ron hurried after Malfoy, who said as they turned into the next
passage, "That Peter Weasley —"
"Percy," Ron corrected him automatically.
"Whatever," said Malfoy. "I've noticed him sneaking around a lot lately.
And I bet I know what he's up to. He thinks he's going to catch Slytherin's
heir single-handed."
He gave a short, derisive laugh. Harry and Ron exchanged excited looks.
Malfoy paused by a stretch of bare, damp stone wall.
"What's the new password again?" he said to Harry.
"Er —" said Harry.
"Oh, yeah — pure-blood!" said Malfoy, not listening, and a stone door
concealed in the wall slid open. Malfoy marched through it, and Harry and
Ron followed him.
The Slytherin common room was a long, low underground room with
rough stone walls and ceiling from which round, greenish lamps were
hanging on chains. A fire was crackling under an elaborately carved
mantelpiece ahead of them, and several Slytherins were silhouetted around
it in high-backed chairs.
"Wait here," said Malfoy to Harry and Ron, motioning them to a pair of
empty chairs set back from the fire. "I'll go and get it — my father's just
sent it to me —"
Wondering what Malfoy was going to show them, Harry and Ron sat
down, doing their best to look at home.
Malfoy came back a minute later, holding what looked like a newspaper
clipping. He thrust it under Ron's nose.
"That'll give you a laugh," he said.
Harry saw Ron's eyes widen in shock. He read the clipping quickly, gave
a very forced laugh, and handed it to Harry.
It had been clipped out of the Daily Prophet, and it said:
INQUIRY AT THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC
Arthur Weasley, Head of the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office, was
today fined fifty Galleons for bewitching a Muggle car.
Mr. Lucius Malfoy, a governor of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft
and Wizardry, where the enchanted car crashed earlier this year,
called today for Mr. Weasley's resignation.
"Weasley has brought the Ministry into disrepute," Mr. Malfoy told
our reporter. "He is clearly unfit to draw up our laws and his
ridiculous Muggle Protection Act should be scrapped immediately."
Mr. Weasley was unavailable for comment, although his wife told
reporters to clear off or she'd set the family ghoul on them.
"Well?" said Malfoy impatiently as Harry handed the clipping back to
him. "Don't you think it's funny?"
"Ha, ha," said Harry bleakly.
"Arthur Weasley loves Muggles so much he should snap his wand in
half and go and join them," said Malfoy scornfully. "You'd never know the
Weasleys were purebloods, the way they behave."
Ron's — or rather, Crabbe's — face was contorted with fury.
"What's up with you, Crabbe?" snapped Malfoy.
"Stomachache," Ron grunted.
"Well, go up to the hospital wing and give all those Mudbloods a kick
from me," said Malfoy, snickering. "You know, I'm surprised the Daily
Prophet hasn't reported all these attacks yet," he went on thoughtfully. "I
suppose Dumbledore's trying to hush it all up. He'll be sacked if it doesn't
stop soon. Father's always said old Dumbledore's the worst thing that's
ever happened to this place. He loves Muggle-borns. A decent headmaster
would never've let slime like that Creevey in."
Malfoy started taking pictures with an imaginary camera and did a cruel
but accurate impression of Colin: "'Potter, can I have your picture, Potter?
Can I have your autograph? Can I lick your shoes, please, Potter?'"
He dropped his hands and looked at Harry and Ron.
"What's the matter with you two?"
Far too late, Harry and Ron forced themselves to laugh, but Malfoy
seemed satisfied; perhaps Crabbe and Goyle were always slow on the
uptake.
"Saint Potter, the Mudbloods' friend," said Malfoy slowly. "He's
another one with no proper wizard feeling, or he wouldn't go around with
that jumped-up Granger Mudblood. And people think he's Slytherin's
heir!"
Harry and Ron waited with bated breath: Malfoy was surely seconds
away from telling them it was him — but then —
"I wish I knew who it is," said Malfoy petulantly. "I could help them."
Ron's jaw dropped so that Crabbe looked even more clueless than usual.
Fortunately, Malfoy didn't notice, and Harry, thinking fast, said, "You
must have some idea who's behind it all. . . ."
"You know I haven't, Goyle, how many times do I have to tell you?"
snapped Malfoy. "And Father won't tell me anything about the last time
the Chamber was opened either. Of course, it was fifty years ago, so it was
before his time, but he knows all about it, and he says that it was all kept
quiet and it'll look suspicious if I know too much about it. But I know one
thing — last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a Mudblood died.
So I bet it's a matter of time before one of them's killed this time. . . . I
hope it's Granger," he said with relish.
Ron was clenching Crabbe's gigantic fists. Feeling that it would be a bit
of a giveaway if Ron punched Malfoy, Harry shot him a warning look and
said, "D'you know if the person who opened the Chamber last time was
caught?"
"Oh, yeah . . . whoever it was was expelled," said Malfoy. "They're
probably still in Azkaban."
"Azkaban?" said Harry, puzzled.
"Azkaban — the wizard prison, Goyle," said Malfoy, looking at him in
disbelief. "Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backward."
He shifted restlessly in his chair and said, "Father says to keep my head
down and let the Heir of Slytherin get on with it. He says the school needs
ridding of all the Mudblood filth, but not to get mixed up in it. Of course,
he's got a lot on his plate at the moment. You know the Ministry of Magic
raided our manor last week?"
Harry tried to force Goyle's dull face into a look of concern.
"Yeah . . ." said Malfoy. "Luckily, they didn't find much. Father's got
some very valuable Dark Arts stuff. But luckily, we've got our own secret
chamber under the drawing-room floor —"
"Ho!" said Ron.
Malfoy looked at him. So did Harry. Ron blushed. Even his hair was
turning red. His nose was also slowly lengthening — their hour was up,
Ron was turning back into himself, and from the look of horror he was
suddenly giving Harry, he must be, too.
They both jumped to their feet.
"Medicine for my stomach," Ron grunted, and without further ado they
sprinted the length of the Slytherin common room, hurled themselves at
the stone wall, and dashed up the passage, hoping against hope that Malfoy
hadn't noticed anything. Harry could feel his feet slipping around in
Goyle's huge shoes and had to hoist up his robes as he shrank; they
crashed up the steps into the dark entrance hall, which was full of a
muffled pounding coming from the closet where they'd locked Crabbe and
Goyle. Leaving their shoes outside the closet door, they sprinted in their
socks up the marble staircase toward Moaning Myrtle's bathroom.
"Well, it wasn't a complete waste of time," Ron panted, closing the
bathroom door behind them. "I know we still haven't found out who's
doing the attacks, but I'm going to write to Dad tomorrow and tell him to
check under the Malfoys' drawing room."
Harry checked his face in the cracked mirror. He was back to normal. He
put his glasses on as Ron hammered on the door of Hermione's stall.
"Hermione, come out, we've got loads to tell you —"
"Go away!" Hermione squeaked.
Harry and Ron looked at each other.
"What's the matter?" said Ron. "You must be back to normal by now, we
are —"
But Moaning Myrtle glided suddenly through the stall door. Harry had
never seen her looking so happy.
"Ooooooh, wait till you see," she said. "It's awful —"
They heard the lock slide back and Hermione emerged, sobbing, her
robes pulled up over her head.
"What's up?" said Ron uncertainly. "Have you still got Millicent's nose
or something?"
Hermione let her robes fall and Ron backed into the sink.
Her face was covered in black fur. Her eyes had turned yellow and there
were long, pointed ears poking through her hair.
"It was a c-cat hair!" she howled. "M-Millicent Bulstrode m-must have
a cat! And the p-potion isn't supposed to be used for animal
transformations!"
"Uh-oh," said Ron.
"You'll be teased something dreadful," said Myrtle happily.
"It's okay, Hermione," said Harry quickly. "We'll take you up to the
hospital wing. Madam Pomfrey never asks too many questions. . . ."
It took a long time to persuade Hermione to leave the bathroom.
Moaning Myrtle sped them on their way with a hearty guffaw. "Wait till
everyone finds out you've got a tail!"