(Narrator: Sakura Minami)
The thing about Hikaru is… he's an idiot.
I say this with love. With years of friendship. With the deepest understanding of his tragic condition: zero self-awareness when it comes to romance.
And now, after watching him and Miyuki bicker like an old married couple for an entire afternoon, I have officially decided to fix this mess.
"Wow, look at you two," I say, leaning against Hikaru's desk. "The chemistry. The tension. The absolute refusal to admit your feelings."
Miyuki raises an eyebrow. "I feel like I walked into a reality show script."
Hikaru sighs. "Ignore her. She thinks life is a rom-com."
"Life is a rom-com," I say matter-of-factly. "And you two are giving slow-burn idiots-to-lovers energy."
Miyuki chokes on her tea. Hikaru visibly malfunctions.
Oh, this is too easy.
(Narrator switch: Hikaru Sano)
This is not happening.
Sakura is dangerous. Not in the physical sense—though she does have an unnerving amount of energy—but in the I-will-force-you-into-a-love-confession-like-a-meddling-anime-character sense.
"You know," she continues, ignoring my silent please stop expression, "I read this article the other day. Apparently, when two people are alone in a cozy environment, it helps deepen their emotional bond."
Miyuki squints. "And?"
Sakura grins. "And I just so happen to know a cute café nearby that's perfect for some 'casual bonding.'"
Oh no.
(Narrator switch: Miyuki Hoshino)
I narrow my eyes. "Wait. Is this… a setup?"
Sakura gasps dramatically. "Miyuki! I am offended! How could you accuse me of—"
"You absolutely are," I cut in.
She grins. "Yeah, okay, I am. But! Would it kill you two to spend a little time together outside of this disaster zone?"
I glance at Hikaru, who looks like he wants to fade out of existence.
…Interesting.
(Narrator switch: Hikaru Sano)
I can feel Miyuki's gaze on me. And I already know what she's thinking.
I clear my throat. "I mean. A café isn't—like—a date or anything. It's just… food."
Sakura beams like she just won the lottery. "Exactly! So, you're going?"
Damn it.
I walk right into that one.