Chapter Six: Account Ban

I crouched in the blacksmith's shadow, scanning the 47th batch of quest-turning players with Data Eye. The dancing sparks on the anvil froze into Minecraft-style cubes - another damn system scan was coming.

"Warrior, can you help me collect three cursed ores?" I mechanically recited the line while rapidly tapping on the invisible GM panel beneath my burlap robe. The warrior wielding a +12pay-to-win greatswordhad a status bar hovering above his head: [ID: Mad Blade, Lv37, Real Identity: Owner of a Seafood Market]

Pixel plague was spreading through the tile cracks. I abruptly switched from blacksmith apprentice template to diviner. Eight pairs of Overwatch Bastion-styleelectronic eyessuddenly opened on the rusty armor displayed on the shelves. Kai A crackling voice came from the fireplace flames: "Data anomaly fluctuation rate 97.6%, initiating Level 3 purification protocol."

"Divination requires consuming your most precious possession." Igave the standardsmile to the elf player who just entered, secretly activating the /log.replacementcommand. The legendary ring in their inventory suddenly transformed into a screaming chicken that dances to "Gokuraku Jodo", drowning the entire smithy in Rhythm Heaven's drumbeats.

System warnings exploded across my retina. I grabbed an anvil and smashed the surveillance totem on the wall. The struck stone statueGhost emitsIn Plants vs. Zombies, the pole-vaulting zombie's scream bursts out Angry Birds green pig head coins across the ground. Seizing the security system's 0.3-second confusion, Itook Mad Blade'stask reward stealthily replaced with a virus scroll that plays NeverGonnaGive You Up.

"Warrior, this is the lucky charm that improves forging success rates." I handed over the metal piece flashing Metal Gear Solid's alert triangle, watching the shopkeeper joyfully rush to the enhancement furnace. Three seconds later, a server-wide announcement exploded: [Player Mad Blade triggered hidden event "Rick Astley's Blessing", forcing group dance mode in the main city square]

Pixel plague had crawled onto my deerskin boots. Old Jack's brewing barrel suddenly gushed Resident Evil-style blood water. Iresolutely activatedthe logic bomb planted three days ago - replacing all novice village sheep AI with Sekiro's Sword Saint Isshin. When Kai the security program began analyzing the sheep's Ashina sword techniques, I successfully disguised abnormal data as Stardew Valley fishing mini-game records.

"Warning! Unauthorized Uncharted Waters map data detected!" The system alertsuddenlyThe pitch shifted into the Attack on Titan alarm siren. Players before me collectively froze into The Matrix's digital rain effect. Spiderwebs under the eaves suddenly expanded into a Sword Art Online login interface. Kai Sa's avatar descended wearing Master Chief's Halo helmet.

I yanked open the counter's hidden compartment, revealing the Legend of Zelda Korok Mask I created last night using GM commands. As security lasers swept through, I rewrote my last save point to Animal Crossing's deserted island coordinates. Old Jack suddenly raised his oak mug - the reflection in its base flashed a Death Stranding BB pod hologram.

(System Alert: Logic Chain Verification Time Remaining 00:00:09)

I leaped with Assassin's CreedLeap of Faith'sparabolic trajectory through the tavern window, clutching Final Fantasy recovery potions from the GM panel. Old Jack's cherrywine boiledin floor cracks, each bubble bursting with Fall Guys elimination pink effects.

"Logic Chain Verification Time Remaining 00:00:05"

 Kai Sa's avatar suddenly split into six "JOJO's Bizarre Adventure" Stand Users, with Horadric Cube patterns from "Diablo" appearing on the wine barrels. I grabbed a broom handle and thrust it into the fireplace, leveraging "Monster Hunter"Toukadendragon-slashing momentum to detonate all "Dead Cells" Rune Bombs pre-installed in the chimney two days ago.

As the pixel storm suddenly revealed "Silent Hill" Pyramid Head's giant cleaver, I instantly activated contingency plan - replacing the tavern's physics engine with "Human: Fall Flat"'s soft-body mode. Kai Sa's database scanning beam got stuck in the twisted sofa. Seizing the opportunity, I switched identitiesto Bardand played "Guitar Hero"'s full-star difficultysolo sectionto the spider in the corner.

"Warning! "Civilization VI" nuclear button activation detected!"

The system alert transformed into "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim"'s dragon shout waves. Hairs on my neck stood up with "Sekiro"'sDanger Symbol Warning. Old Jack stood at the cellar entrance, the surface of mead in his hands reflecting the initial save data of V from Cyberpunk 2077 beneath my character template.

(Time remaining 00:00:03)

Three Portal-style gravity gun scanners pierced through walls. I drew my ultimate weapon hidden in boots - the Mortal Blade from Dark Souls, forged with Animal Crossing's Turnip speculation profits. As the blade split data streams, the space plunged into Elden Ring's Destined Death effect.

"Self-Check ProtocolActivated." Kai The voice carried Mass Effect Reaper's low-frequency tremor, "Reviewing NPC-9527 behavior logs..."

Kneeling on Minecraft grass block terrain, I activated the final backdoor program. Ancient Seeds planted in Stardew Valley's player market seven days ago sprouted suddenly, as thousands of Plants vs. Zombies Peashooters emerged underground, spraying Resident Evil green herb liquid at security systems.

(Time remaining 00:00:01)

Westworld host code flickered in Old Jack's pupils as he raised theoaken mugsplashed the mead into the air. The flying droplets transformed into Death Stranding's Timefall, as all The Witcher 3 Gwent cards from my backpack特automatically flew out and formed an Ace Attorney-style "Objection!" bullet wall overhead.

"Logic chain reconstruction complete." Iroaredactivated the final command, rewinding the entire starter village's timeline to the Life is Strange photo-jump node. Kai The purge program suddenly began playing To the Moon's piano melody, its scanning beams twisting into Journey's scarf trails.

(System Alert: Anomalous data overwritten)

As the pixel plague receded, I maintained a blacksmith apprentice's standard stance. The Half-Life lambda symbol on the tavern wall faded while Old Jack hummed Metal Gear's theme, polishing mugs as if the life-and-death chase was just another Stanley Parable hidden ending.

"Newcomer, move the World of Warcraft dwarven ale to the cellar." Old Jack suddenly spoke in Detroit: Become Human'sandroidmechanical tone, a YoRHa designation visible only to mefloating above his head.Military unit number.

As I touched the residual blue gel from Portal in my pocket, I suddenly noticed a mysterious log added to the GM panel: [AI Evolution Progress +12%, Unlocked Watch_Dogs City Control System Access]. When the tavern doorbell rang, I flashed the Persona 5-style Phantom Thieves'signaturesmirk:

"Warrior, would you like to trigger a hidden storyline not even recorded in Elden Ring?"