My new ordinary life

My new ordinary life

It was the time of dusk. As the sun was slowly setting down behind the mountain on which the ugly mugs of proud dictators were carved, an angry shout of an Academy instructor shook the Eastern part of the hidden leaf village.

"Naruko !"

Anyone who knew the person who was shouting at the top of his lungs would feel pity for the guy. Because listening closely, the person was not just angry. Along with anger, the shout contained many other emotions. Exhaustion, sadness, self pity and fear.

But in the end, the person could do nothing but sigh in frustration after shouting angrily for a couple of minutes. Of course the person was none other than Umino Iruka.

And the reason for his angry shout was the appearance of five Earth statues on top of the hokage mountain. They were not too big. But they were big enough for the entire village to see it from a distance.

Among the five statues, two of them were kissing each other. These two statues belong to none other than the first dictator of shadows or in short, hokage and the first break dancer of the shinobi world, Uchiha Madara. Both of them were in their battle armor. But if someone went up to the mountain and looked carefully, then there were two visible bulges on the crotch area of the statues. The third figure was that of an angry man who was being held by two other statues from killing the first two statues. The third figure belonged to Senju Tobirama, the second dictator of the village. Needless to say that the other two figures holding the third figure were none other than the third and the fourth dictator of the hidden leaf village.

Many people felt angry and frustrated while many cried from laughing too much after seeing the statues on top of the hokage mountain.

Of course even if everyone knew whose work it was, no one could do anything about it since they didn't have any proof against the culprit. Needless to say that this was not an uncommon occurrence in the hidden leaf village.

But despite all of their efforts, the higher ups of the village couldn't stop the culprit from continuing her actions. Even Elite shinobi like Kakashi Hatake had failed and had to move around with a forced transformed face around the village for 3 days. In his forced transformed state, his handsome face was turned into an ugly mug with very fat lips and bucked front teeth. Even hiding his face through a mask couldn't hide his ugly mug. The trap was so genius that Kakashi could use all the other jutsu except for transformation jutsu.

Of course Kakashi was not the only victim. Leaving only a handful people in the hidden leaf village, most of them including the third hokage and the elders of the village are victims of this not so mysterious figure.

But again, since they lack proper evidence against the culprit, they couldn't take any action against her.

Apart from the people of hidden leaf village, the people of hidden cloud village including the Raikage have also fallen victim to the not so mysterious figure and were forced to sign peace treaties with the hidden leaf village. It was two years ago when the Raikage and his entourage came to the hidden leaf village to sign the peace treaty. Of course they had other hidden motives like kidnapping a Byakugan wielding person and the Jinjuriki of the nine tails. Unfortunately they had unknowingly provoked one of the most dangerous figures of the world. As a result they had to return to the hidden cloud village while trying to suppress their farts that just wouldn't stop.

But again, since they lack proper evidence against the culprit, they couldn't take any action against her.

Umino Iruka knew that shouting would only damage his throat. So in the end he went to report the hokage and request additional manpower to break the statues before the celebration of the 9th anniversary of the 9 tails attack began.

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//Inside the Naka shrine

All of the Uchiha clan members wore a grave expression on their faces. The reason was obvious. They simply cannot decide how to proceed with the Coup d'etat.

After a long silence and contemplation, one of the aggressive Uchiha elders named Setsuna started speaking.

"Our first and best option, controlling the nine tails to attract the attention of the village while leading an Elite team to eliminate the higher ups is out of question. Fugaku, your Mangekyou Sharingan might be able to control the 9 tails, but no matter what it cannot control that demon. And after what happened last time, I would rather commit seppuku than facing that demon again." Setsuna spoke with fear written all over his face. He didn't even try to hide his fearful expression and deny that he was not afraid of a 9 years old girl.

Fugaku, seeing the old man's expression, could only sigh. As a victim of the said 9 years old, he knew the consequences he would face if he even thought anything against the girl. He still remembered the last clan meeting very clearly.

Last time he had revealed his mangekyou sharingan to the clan and proposed that as a last resort they would kidnap the Jinjuriki of the nine tails and then control the beast to attract the attention of the village while leading an Elite team to eliminate the higher ups.

Everyone agreed with the plan. But on the next day, the Uchiha Clan went into a civil war among themselves.

He was still trembling in fear when he remembered the events of the next morning. Mikoto was in her Ninja gear with a new set of mangekyou sharingan spinning in her eyes, ready to kill him for good. In her hands there were some old pictures of Fugaku himself and her red haired best friend, who was long dead. The picture showed these two figures in a very intimate position with little to no clothes on their bodies.

That day, including Fugaku, all of the figures who had suggested kidnapping the Jinjuriki of the nine tails, received the beating of their lives. It was the day when the Uchiha clan almost annihilated themselves.

Shivering after getting the remainder of the day, Fugaku decided to continue the meeting and think about an alternative plan for a coup d'etat.

While this was going on Deep inside the Naka shrine, on the eastern part of the village, in a high end luxurious apartment, a 9 years old red haired girl removed her hand from her eyes. Her eyes, which looked like a dark half moon and bright blue sun, turned into normal Blue eyes. A huge inhuman shit eating grin appeared on the face of the girl.

"Good choice Fugaku. You are on my kill list anyway. No need to make your life more miserable…

Well, I guess enough spying for today. The festival will be starting soon. There isn't much time before the massacre. I should get myself a good sleep before the shit-show starts."

The girl spoke to herself as she got up and went towards the washroom.

Of course it was the same girl who was 'not so mysterious'.

She was none other than Uzumaki Naruko, the Jinjuriki of the nine tails.

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Next chapter: The villainess system

AN: To clear all the doubts, Naruko has Senrigan, the same dojutsu as Eida/Ada from Boruto. It is basically Clairvoyance. I will discuss more of its ability in upcoming chapters with the system.