Chaotic.

Ahh.

Finally this dumbass is asleep now what.

"I thought you were knock the fuck out again" said by vera.

"Well i did fall unconscious but it was short amount of time that i lost conscious."

"Now what are you going to do?" Vera replied.

"Meet some people i guess, Why ask?"

"Nothing and aren't you sick?"

"No, no i am not but someone else is."

"What do you mean by that?"

I smiled looking at vera making her wonder what does it mean and what purpose does it hold.

She looked at me with a confused face she tries to say something but she hesitated it was the perfect timing for me..

"If you dont have anything to say i am off to work.."

"But you are not in your uniform though?" is what vera said.

"Oh. HAHA. sorry, sorry im going upstairs now to wear my uniform then get to work."

"You're acting weird..." she says with a suspicious look.

"Haha i am always like this you just didn't know."

she look at me with a frustrated face then she talks something that makes the topic different.

"Can i join you with your job?"

"I suppose you can join and i can teach you as well.." i answer.

"Yay!" she said with a happy face which will turn into horrified state after everything is planned...

"Lets go now!" she says impatiently.

"Wait im gonna go up to wear my uniform."

I ascend the stairs planning what can i do to make people betray the others.. me.

What the fuck are you thinking.

Oh its you how is it? seeing the thought of yourself inside that little cage which contains different parts but i control it now after you lost conscious such as, Cerebrum, Cerebellum, Hippocampus, etc.

I dont care you can do what you want i want to rest for now..

Hey hey hey! What's up HAHAHA not gonna you are to serious about things lost soul not Ezra hes a dumbass.

Who are you?

Yeah who are you?

Come one you do not know yourself? HAHAHA okay okay i should cut the chase i am Jester..

Jester more like a personality that is in a mental hospital.

Man if there was popcorn..

Why do you want popcorn? Even though it does not exist?

Oh right you both do not know it even though we hold same memories.

For real it doesn't exist or you are losing your mind right jester this dude doesn't get himself even though we hold same memories.

HAHAHA thats was a good one seriously uhm hey can we eat something not some beverages you know it is uhm hungry..

But i am not hungry.

You are controlling the body same body we all possess but you are not feeling hungry what kind of logic is that?

Shut up we can get food at the tavern happy?

Nah after you said that i lost it.. Wanna flip a coin?

What does that even got to do in this situation but lets eat food or we might die of hunger..

No its not us who is gonna die of hunger its you.

No its not us who is gonna die of hunger its you.

wow synchronized saying huh.. wait why am i going to die even though we all possess same body?

We aren't real though?

Shut up guys we are close to the tavern..

We are hungry very very hungry give us some fooooooood.

We are hungry very very hungry give us some fooooooood.

SHUT U- "Hey! lost in thought?"

Ah its the bitch. fuck her.

What the fuck, are you serious?

Hell yeah fuck her then we abandon her with the children.

Damn we got a psychopath..

To much things to know im gonna take a nap..

...how are you gonna nap though we are literally in the same body?

...Please both of you shut the fuck up and we are here in the tavern

FOOOOOOOOD!

HELL YEAH FOOOOOOOOD!

"Lad you hungry or something?"

"Uhh yeah boss can i eat something?"

"Hey! Lad over here is hungry get some omelet two of it for the vera as well."

"On it boss!"

"Hey lad seems like your one your mind lately are you tired?"

Nah but this dumbass is sick..

"Actually he was sick i don't know why he is going to work?" said by vera that we ignored now make us remember that she was with us all the time.

...Fuck h–Shut the fuck up with that shit.

"Oh by the way ezra can you teach me as well with the bartending thing you do can i help as well?" vera said.

"Well we can get some help as well cause job is getting busier and busier by the day is that right lad?" boss said.

"Uh sure i guess i can handle a bit of work?"

Help me i dont know shit....

Dont fuck up with the work i will guide you.

Thank yow.

You're embarrassed by saying thank you? ezra says.

Shat ap.

HAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING EMBARRASSING AS FUCK HAHAAHAHAH. jester said.

Lets get to work....

Yeah yeah....

"Okay can you teach me now you are always lost in thought.."

"Uh yeah sure lets teach you the basics."

" okay first is. Tools and Equipment

Shaker – For mixing cocktails.

Strainer – To separate ice from the drink.

Jigger – A small measuring cup for precise pours.

Muddler – For crushing herbs or fruits.

Bar Spoon – For stirring drinks smoothly.

secondly is the Basic Drink-Making Techniques

Stirring – Used for spirit-forward drinks like an Old Fashioned.

Shaking – For cocktails that need more aeration, like Margaritas.

Muddling – For crushing ingredients like mint in a Mojito.

Layering – Pouring ingredients slowly to create color layers.

Straining – Separating ice or fruit from the drink.

third is the Common Cocktails and Mixes

Basic Cocktails – Old Fashioned, Margarita, Martini, Mojito.

Classic Mixes – Whiskey & Cola, Vodka & Tonic, Gin & Tonic.

Mocktails (Non-Alcoholic) – Virgin Mojito, Shirley Temple, Fruit Punch.

fourth is the Customer Interaction where every dude here wanna talk to you.

Taking Orders – Knowing how to remember drinks and serve in order.

Small Talk and Entertainment – Bartenders often chat with customers.

Reading People – Knowing when to cut someone off from drinking.

And then fifth is Cleaning and Maintenance

Keeping the Bar Clean – Wiping the counter, washing tools.

Stock Management – Making sure drinks, fruits, and ingredients don't run out."

"I will write it for you so wait there a bit."

Wow so professional.

HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL AHAHAHAHA.

SHUT THE FUCK UP JESTER

Hey Ezra swap place with me when guiding with the movement.

Yeah yeah sure.

I am gonna kill this body.

...Okay we are done with the writing so now Ezra you know it.

"Hey now what i dont know which is which and what movement of which type it is." Vera said.

"Sleep.. Nah just kidding okay im gonna teach you it while i do some orders you can learn what i will do."

Ezra took a deep breath, trying to block out the chaos in his head. Jester was laughing his ass off, Lost Soul was sulking, and he was just trying to focus.

He grabbed a shaker, tossing in some ice cubes with a smooth flick of his wrist. "Alright, Vera, watch closely. This is the shaking technique—used when you need to mix ingredients thoroughly and aerate the drink."

He poured in a shot of whiskey, some citrus juice, and a dash of syrup, then secured the shaker lid. With practiced ease, he shook it up, the ice clinking inside. "You shake hard for about 10-15 seconds. Any longer and you'll over-dilute the drink. Feel the metal get cold? That means it's ready."

Vera nodded, eyes glued to his hands. "Got it. What next?"

Ezra smirked, pouring the mix through a strainer into a chilled glass. "This is where the straining technique comes in. It removes ice and solid ingredients, so you get a smooth drink."

Next, he grabbed a bar spoon and slowly layered a darker liquid over the drink. "Layering—poured slowly so the colors don't mix. Makes the drink look fancy, and customers love that shit."

Vera leaned in closer, fascinated. "And muddling?"

Ezra grabbed a muddler, pressing mint leaves and sugar together in a different glass. "Muddling releases the flavors, like in a Mojito. You don't smash it, just gently crush it."

He finished the drink, sliding it down the bar. "See? Now, your turn. Don't screw it up."

Jester cackled in his head. She's gonna screw this up.

Ezra sighed. "Alright, Vera, grab that shaker. Let's see if you've got bartender potential or if I'll have to fire you on day one."

SWAP!

Fine...

HAHAHA HE WAS SULKING HAHAHAHHAHA THAT WAS Disappointing.

Oh please would you shut up.

"So.. like this right?"

Say yes it is correct.

"Yes it is correct but let me try it."

We taste the drink that vera made to check if its fine or improve it a little.

Yeah maybe some little improvement like the mix is to strong and the taste as well add a little like more fruit juice and add a sliced lemon for the sour taste.

So we gonna say little more improvement?

Yeah i say so.

"A little improvement is good something like the mix is to strong and the taste as well add little more like fruit juice and add a sliced lemon for the sour taste."

vera smiled and said "got it!"

She dont know what she signed up for.. Wanna flip a coin guys?

Why?

Why?

To see if she is gonna fuck up if its heads and tails for death? duh?

Ah im having a headache because of you!

woah look at the time its time to go home and rest! cut the chase! i wanna sleep! ezra said.

"Lad you both get home now and get some rest as well."

"Alright boss."

"Hey wear your coat its snowing outside.." vera said with a worried face.

"Okay i will." lost soul said.

Lost soul wears the clothes and got outside with vera and look at the snowing sky.

I wonder where does the snow come from?

To much trouble to answer just admire it.

Haha lazy ass dude.

"Come on now lets go home now!" vera says in a hurried state and was worried.

"Okay.." lost soul answer and with a slight smile.

Hey jester i think this dude fall in love or some shit.

For reaaal. so when is the action. jester says with an impatient way of saying.

"We are home now! take a warm bath i will prepare the food... eat it! and sleep!"

Oh shit something might happen...

We signed up with the wrong contract...

Fuuuuuuuck.

"Warm bath is ready" vera said.

"Alright..." lost soul said in a gloomy face.

HAHAHAHAHA OH SHIT AHAHAH.

LAUGHING RIGHT NOW HAHAHA.

Lost soul took a bath ate the food but the taste was different then the first one.

"Oh the food taste change?"

"Yup, but it wont last long." vera said

"What do you mean by that."

Lost soul was foaming in his mouth..

Swap.

"Hey vera okay im gonna be truthful to you im gonna say this to make yourself improve at something not make yourself hurt with words, your cooking is bad you can learn cooking in the tavern im gonna cook food."

"Okay..." Vera said in a gloomy state.

"Don't worry you tried your best taking care of me." i said with a smile.

My liege when would you enter the cave and outside repeatedly and then splash the forbidden water and produce the monster? jester said.

Lost soul was laughing.

I was pissed off.

"Okay food is done."

"Okay.." vera was still sad.

"Don't loose hope okay?" i said.

"Can i sleep next to you then?" vera said making the topic almost change and i cough because i was eating food.

"What the hell you mean by that."

"Compensate me.."

"What the hell does that have to do with this?"

Vera was silent making me think on what to do.

I groaned in frustration then said "Fine you can." with my face somewhat of that is thinking his life decisions.

"Yay!"

I finished the food then we slept.

Fuck her my liege. jester said almost loosing his coolness and on the brink of laughing but he manage to say it.

Lost soul was still laughing the living shit out of him.

Then i fall asleep out of frustration.