"Hey you two what brings you here?" i said sitting in the couch.
"Not much really Mama sent us here saying to bond with our father which is you." Orion said.
"Aww and by the way now i am wondering if i am really your father because your hair color are different than mine and you two as well like yellow or orange hair for Helion and blueish and dark purple hair for Orion." I said in confusion.
"But we are related right? Because Mama told us you are our father and then sented us here?" Helion said.
"Yeah! Mama always brag about your performance on what ever i didn't even care about it!" Orion said with a straight face and with a slightly angry tone
Isnt it fun. Jester said with an open smiling mouth almost like he is gonna laugh.
Now i am curious as well. lost soul said with a hand covering his smile.
Then i heard Helion have said. "I remember she said was when you do clown performances and bartending things." Making my heart go beat fast thinking it will be something that may be something... yeah lets not think anything that dirty.
I sighed in relief that it was not something dirty things.
"Oooh~ i thought it was the three words~ HAHAHA." Vera said trying to make me pissed of.
"Well you luck ran out. HAHAHAHA." I replied.
"Oh and some thing like six the number? no it was something like a hard solid word but it sound six but the tone is something deep solid word i dont know." Helion said with an innocent face looking at me then looking at Vera.
Then i heard laughter that is caused by Vera.
"Hey whats your name Lady?" Helion said.
"Vera is my name." Vera answered looking at me with a face that will look like it will burst out like a balloon.
"Okay Vera." Helion replied.
"To bad papa got a wife so you ain't gonna get the non sharp and pointy arrows. HAHAHA." Orion said with laughter at the end.
"Damn this kid got attitude." Vera looked at me slowly while saying it.
Who taught this kid to know what the three word mean and know how to make people pissed of?
Surely it is the mother who taught it cause who would even talk about the three words with their own children's.
There is one... Lunara or what ever...
I sighed caused by the overthinling of the frustration that may happen in the future.
"Papa i am sleepy where can i sleep?" Helion said while scrubbing his face with his fist looking like hes using binoculars.
Wow cute.. Lost soul said in Awe
I replied saying "You can go upstairs in my bed."
"Im gonna sleep as well." Orion said.
"Okay! Be careful going up the stairs."
"Im gonna guide them on what room it is."
"Aight thanks for the help."
"No problem."
Ah bro what you gonna do there isn't that much room?
There is fuka do you even know yourself.
Dejavu.
Hmm what about the clothes,food and water expenses ahh there is gonna be so much trouble in expenses from now on..
Right well what about being a strippah.
BWHAHAHAHAHHA.
The fuck hell no!
Oh magic professor?
Wow thats rare for a psychopath to think something good instead of something that can be disastrous.
Oh please at least think using your own brain.
But we all share the same brain...
Nah forget about it and i am sorry the job you picked is good but i need to learn about more some of basic magic then it will move slowly to the harder things.
Which hard one.
Not gonna lie jester seem like more on the perverted side not a full psychopath.
Yeah seems off.
Alchemy subject seem chill. Lost soul said.
Yeah i guess.
So Alchemy professor it is? i said in my thoughts and the two hearing it as well.
Yeah seem pretty fine for the moment.
You gotta learn about it though?
Hm yeah right we need to learn about alchemy as well..
Library?
Yeah and you need to learn how to teach students efficient as well.
Might as well include some comedic times.
Then wouldn't students make fun of me and then they would think about us being stupid or clumsy?
Well the plan is using that perspective on us to make them lower their own guard on us like we are mysterious person in a shape of a clumsy or stupid human being.
Then we will kill them and playing heads or tails if its head game over and if its tails it will be cutten of then we will burn the wound and stitching it.
Wouldn't Alchemy be good for that to torture the person then make something that would dissolve a person's body?
Oh yeah thats good.
Oh include Reading and Gardening hobby its perfect.
Why?
Reading for the people to lower their guard and not expect much like we some chill professor and for the gardening to use the dissolving body solution as a nutrition for the plants.
Damn PERFECT!!
Crazier then Jester.
So Alchemy subject, Gardening and Reading as a hobby?
Yeah! Jester and Lost soul said in unison
Hmm lets plan to go to the library tomorrow.
There is some Basic Alchemy books upstairs.
Helion and Orion are asleep.
Grab a drink and ease out for now.
By the way it is spring right now.
Ah yeah.... Welp lets grab and make a drink that is fitted this season.
I stood up from the couch and walk to the kitchen grabbing some beverages and some ingredients to make the drink.
Yeah that is enough now mix it.
So i mix the drink slowly and taking my time looking out the window with dripping water and seeing a rose being covered by the rain with water and the clouds giving a dark blue color.
Hm looks like that rose.
Hmm yeah it does..
Its done Yay!!
Hmm. The taste is good.
You know raining day is the perfect day to sleep or grab a coffee and some solid biscuit with a lot of sugar and dip it in the coffee?
Drinking to dont forget!
I am gonna sleep..
Rain is my favorite time of all because the sound it gives then the cold air if you slightly open the window it will give the cold air but its dangerous because there might be people that may enter and steal.
I am going to sleep.