Naruko & Menma 2

As we were eating, Menma-kun decided to make conversation with me.

"S-Say, Naruko-chan..."

"What?"

"Erm...you aren't busy Sunday are you?"

I tilted my head to the side and shook it softly.

"No. I'm not busy at all. Why?"

"Y-Yeah... Say we've been friends for a while now, right?"

I nodded with a wondering look. He should know that we've been friends for a while now.

"That's right. But what is it you wanted to ask me?"

"Let's go on a date!"

When he said that, I was taken back… I then burst out laughing!

"Hahahahahahahahaha! Menma-kun is so funny!"

When I expected to hear a laugh back… he just blankly stared at me… and I almost see a… oops. He was serious huh… oh damn. Awkward. What should I do? I'm not… Well, Menma-kun isn't bad to look at. He looks normal compared to his pervy friends Matsuda-san and Motohama-san but... to go on a date with Menma-kun means...

"...Naruko-chan, I was kidding of course..."

That tone says different. You weren't kidding. Menma-kun actually wants to go on a date with me...

"I just thought it could be practice! You know, you and your Prince and me and my… Well, whoever will have me!"

Practice… he wants to practice on me?

"Am I not good enough to be a real date?"

I said in a fake depressed tone. I hope he gets it. If not… then I've most likely made our situation a little worse.

"T-That's not what I meant...!"

"It was, admit it! I'm not good enough for you!" I then smiled as he began to frown. "I'm kidding. Sure. Let's go on a… practice date. With the understanding of that's what it is. Just a practice date. One day, I will be getting together with Kiba-kun and you and… maybe you could go for Gremory-senpai? I know she's a little crazy but she has a massive pair of boobs."

"Gremory-senpai's oppai are huge! Fine, as a practice date then!"

We both nodded to one another. Even though he said practice, why does it feel like I've just taken up an offer to have a real date with him? My heart is beating a little faster… ehehe, I will just put it down to me thinking about Kiba-kun.

"Say, if I do this practice date for you… you have to do something for me."

"What? Anything."

"Y-You have to g-give Kiba-kun a-a bento for me t-today. I-I'm too nervous to do it myself… just say it's from Naruko Uzumaki… please Menma-kun."

He puts on a disgusted face and shakes his head.

"No way! I am not talking to that Bishonen! Do it yourself!"

"Then go on a date with one of your pervy friends. If you don't do this then I'm not doing anything for you."

He tightens his fists together.

"You really are crafty, aren't you?"

"That I am my friend, that I am. But I just have to use my brain since I was gifted with it. So, are you doing it?"

He grudgingly nods at me. Good Menma-kun.

"It isn't like I have a choice."

"Thank you Menma-kun! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll do great!"

I flashed a thumbs up and winked. He rolled his eyes at me… don't do that! I'm cute! Well, I suppose… I don't know. Am I cute? I want to think that I am.

"Whatever you say Naruko-chan. I better have a bento made by you also..."

"Yup! A friendship filled one!"

I made Kiba-kun a love filled one… I suppose Menma-kun deserves the same since he's the one who befriended me. Yeah, Menma-kun deserves it after all the crap the girls at school put him through… although most of the time it is his fault… but sometimes it isn't.

"Forget what I said. It's a love filled one."

His eyes brighten at my words. I can be nice… well, I am nice most of the time. I'm a shy girl who has violent outbursts when people do things to me I don't like. I've broken that pervert Motohama-sans nose before when he looked up my skirt.

"A-Ah thanks!"

"No worries! Let's hurry and go! W-We aren't meeting up with your friends by chance… right?"

"Yeah… don't worry, I won't let them touch you."

I wiped my forehead with my hand and let out a sigh of relief. I'm scared when they do things. But like that, Menma-kun and I continued eating until we finished and once I had gathered everything for school… bento's for Menma-kun, myself and K-K-Kiba-kun! We left my apartment to go to school!

Along the way to school, someone flips my skirt! I turned to deliver a punch to see that it was that pervert Motohama-teme! I went for the punch but Menma-kun let go of me!

"Let me go! I'm going to murder him!"

"No! Don't murder him!"

"Fine! Let me beat him to an inch of his life! It's the least he deserves!"

"I'm not letting you go!"

I growled but I calmed down. Then that freak got close to me so I hid behind Menma-kun. He lifted up his glasses as he looked at my body… I bet he is undressing me with his eyes. My body is for Kiba-kun, idiot! W-Well, it isn't like that is true right now...

"Hmmmm, 88, 57, 80. Such lovely sizes like always Naruko-chan!"

Is he referring to my BWH sizes...! I've heard he can calculate girls sizes with just one look... Perverted pervert! I didn't give you permission to say my first name either!

My breast size is 88 cm? I didn't know that. It's quite big, isn't it? Not bad… but I'm sure Gremory-senpai's boobs are bigger than mine. Well, I'm thinner than her… so take that. I weigh less than you, Gremory-senpai, you balloon!

"Don't speak to me! And don't use my first name!"

I then hatched a plan. Let's make the perverted pervert jealous… hmmmm, another plan… oh yeah! I'm smart! I'm cool! You'll be crying if you see my plan!

"Actually, my boyfriend said you can't speak to me like that!"

"""BOYFRIEND!? WHO'S YOUR BOYFRIEND!?"""

Those three shouted out. I sighed as I wrapped my arms around Menma-kun's arm. He blushed at me as I smiled back.

"Menma-kun is my boyfriend. And we are even going on a date on Sunday, aren't we love muffin?"

...Yeah, why did I just say love muffin? He looked at me like I'm crazy before nodding.

"That's right. Naruko-chan and I are going on a date on Sunday!"

They both punch the ground!

""THERE'S NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD! MENMA IS DATING NARUKO-CHAN!""

Am I that desirable to perverts? I don't wanna be desirable to perverts! Uwah! That's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

"Let's go love muffin!"

"R-Right!"

So Menma-kun and I walked away from the crying perverts. Once far enough away, Menma-kun turned to me.

"Love muffin?"

"It sounded good. I've heard it on cheesy love films before… was it weird?"

"Extremely! If you said that to Prince Charming then… I think he'd be weirded out by you!"

Kiba-kun wouldn't like me if I said love muffin? Great, I've blown my life already by saying love muffin. My life is over before it begins. Kaa-chan, Tou-chan. Keep me safe from Heaven, ok?

"Uwah..."

"D-Don't cry! Geez, I was only kidding! You wouldn't freak him out!"

"Yay! I wouldn't freak Kiba-kun out after all! Let's go! Double time!"

So I dragged Menma-kun to school. When getting there, I looked around for my target… where are you my prince… Kiba-kun where are you… there! There he is!

"Come on Menma-kun! Go and give this bento to Kiba-kun and say it's from Naruko Uzumaki! Please!"

He sighs and takes it from me. I walk with him close by, but then hide behind a tree. Hehe, perfect. I can hear but they can't see me. Menma-kun walks a little close to him, but then looks at me. I shake my fist at him, he openly sighs and continues on.

He looks back at me again after getting a mere few inches from him. I shake my fist again and gesture to him to continue with his actions. He gets very close to Kiba-kun and hands him the bento… all the girls gasp! Don't take it the wrong way! Menma-kun isn't gay! He's doing it for the cowardly me!

"What is that perv doing?"

"Is he in love with Kiba-kun?"

"Is it a yaoi situation?"

Don't get misled! Say it Menma-kun! Stupid girls who think they can do stupid things like this.

"Prince Charming! This bento is from a lovely girl called Naruko Uzumaki-chan! She made it with love from her heart and soul! If you don't accept it, I'm going to beat the living daylights out of you!"

For God sake. Why say that!? I only said it's from me! Not that I made it with love from my heart and soul! And don't threaten him either Menma-kun you idiot! He can't do anything right! The one thing I asked him to do, and he doesn't do it like I told him to do it!

However, while I was thinking that, Kiba-kun looked at Menma-kun with a smile and took it! He took it! Yay baby! Yes! He took it! He actually took it! Ooh yeah he took it! Well done Menma-kun!

"Aah, could you thank Uzumaki-san for me?"

Thank me? He wants to thank me? I want to pop out and say that I'm here! But I can't, I'm too shocked that he would even consider eating something from me. Menma-kun then pointed at me! What are you fucking doing!?

"She's right there. Do it yourself!"

I'm going to so make him buy me lots of anime on that fake date thing! Uwah! Kiba-kun will think I'm weird for not giving him the bento myself! Kiba-kun looks in my direction… oh shit.

Kiba-kun is smiling… and is coming in my direction! No! Please don't come in my direction! I shivered slightly as he came very close to me… my hands are trembling right now! My lip trembled as Kiba-kun got very close.

"Ah, Uzumaki-san."

"Ehehehe… ehehehehe… ehehehehe… ehehehehe..."

Dammit! That's all that came out of my mouth! Damn it all to hell! I blame Menma-kun for this!

"Thank you for the bento. I will tell you how good it was when I eat it."

"Ehehehehe… ehehehehe… ehehehehe… ehehehehe..."

It happened again! Damn it all to heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell! Menma-kun, help me! Sensing my desperation, Menma-kun comes over and points at Kiba-kun.

"What she wants to say is 'You're welcome! I hope you enjoy it!' and now we have to go. Say goodbye Naruko-chan."

"Ehehehehe… ehehehehe… ehehehehe… ehehehehe… cute… you… me… ehehehe… pretty… Menma-kun help me!"

Menma-kun then dragged me away! Thank you! Kiba-kun will think I'm weird forever and ever! Once I got away, I fell to the floor.

"Uwah, I'm never going to be noticed, ever. Everyone thinks I'm weird and now I'm sure girls will pick on me because he spoke to me… Menma-kun… uwah."

"Let's just go to class now."

"Ok Menma-kun."

So we went to class… scary day. Today... hasn't even started yet and I'm already like this!?