Chapter 19: You're So Sassy, I Love It!
As the DJ took the stage, the music pumped through the speakers, igniting the energy in the room.
A singer stepped up, ready to perform.
But before he could even start, Ye Xingchen—completely intoxicated—rushed onto the stage.
Before anyone could react, he kicked the singer aside, snatched the microphone, and stood majestic in the center of the stage.
The entire crowd was stunned.
"Who the hell is this guy?"
"What's he doing?!"
"Is this part of the performance?"
...
Ye Xingchen cleared his throat, gripping the mic confidently.
"That guy was terrible. Let me sing! Everyone, follow my rhythm!"
Then, he began singing passionately in a deep, hoarse voice:
"The flower in my heart, I want to take you home~! In the late-night bar, it doesn't matter if it's true or false~!"
However, as soon as he hit the climax, he abruptly switched songs.
"I'm Tarzan next door, grab the vine of love and listen to me!"
"Ow~ woo~"
"Ow~ woo~"
"You are beautiful, Jenny, take my hand and travel the world!"
"Ow~ woo~"
"Ow~ woo~"
Then, another song.
"Let this strong wind keep blowing, blow away my pain and sorrow!"
"Let the torrential rain sigh in Xu Feng, the original you!"
"As if it was destined!"
And yet another...
"Let's learn to meow like a cat together, meow~ meow~ meow~ meow~ meow~!"
...
Each song completely different from the last.
No melody, no tune, just chaotic transitions.
But nobody cared.
After all, people didn't come here for perfect singing—they came for the atmosphere!
And somehow… Ye Xingchen's ridiculous performance had completely ignited the crowd!
Hundreds of people joined in, shouting lyrics and dancing wildly.
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Seeing the excitement, Ye Xingchen went all out.
His voice grew louder, his dance moves more exaggerated.
He twisted his hips, swayed his waist, moving with an unparalleled flamboyance.
"Come on, be happy! There's plenty of time anyway!"
"Come on, fall in love! There are plenty of fools anyway!"
...
Lin Beifan and the others were completely dumbfounded.
They stared, wide-eyed, at the mighty and masculine Ye Xingchen—a bodyguard, a war god—now dancing so seductively on stage.
And the worst part? He was actually good at it.
His movements were graceful yet provocative, alluring yet energetic.
A single thought crossed everyone's mind—
"If a man dances coquettishly, what's left for women?!"
Even He Xiuwen couldn't help but clap in admiration.
"Lin Beifan, your brother is amazing! He's an atmosphere legend! That twist? Even women don't move like that! I'm almost tempted myself!"
He turned excitedly to Lin Beifan. "Hey, can I borrow him for a few days? If he performs here regularly, my bar's popularity will skyrocket!"
Lin Beifan sighed in defeat. "Ask him. I have no objections. But I have to admit—he dances ridiculously well!"
Meanwhile, Liu Rumei frowned in disgust.
"Ugh… disgusting!"
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At that moment, a sexy dancer jumped onto the stage, shaking her hips as she approached Ye Xingchen.
She leaned in, her voice dripping with flirtation.
"Little brother, you're so sassy! I love it!"
Ye Xingchen, still dancing, grinned drunkenly.
"Oh? I have something even more flamboyant! Wanna see?"
"YES!!!"
Hundreds of people shouted in unison.
Ye Xingchen smirked, then shouted excitedly—
"Come on, baby!"
With a dramatic flourish, he ripped off his shirt, revealing his rock-hard muscles.
"WOOOOO!!!"
The crowd exploded with cheers.
"Take off another piece!"
"Keep going!"
Ye Xingchen, completely absorbed in the energy, didn't hesitate.
He unfastened his belt and flung it into the audience.
"Keep going!"
"Get naked!"
Laughing wildly, Ye Xingchen kicked off his shoes, now barefoot on stage.
The chanting grew louder.
"Take it off! Take it off!"
Ye Xingchen didn't hold back.
He yanked off his pants and tossed them into the air.
The audience went insane.
"MORE! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"
At this point, only a pair of boxers remained.
Ye Xingchen staggered, grabbing the waistband.
He grinned mischievously at the audience.
"Well? You want me to take it all off?"
"YES!!!" The entire bar roared.
Just as Ye Xingchen was about to pull down his underwear—
He Xiuwen jumped up in panic.
"SOMEONE PULL HIM OFF THE STAGE! NOW!"
Immediately, two security guards rushed forward, grabbing Ye Xingchen and dragging him backstage.
Lin Beifan groaned in disappointment.
"Damn, I was just getting excited! Why stop him?"
He Xiuwen glared at him. "Are you insane?! This is a legit bar! If he strips completely, I'll get shut down!"
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That night, everyone had a blast.
But the story didn't end there.
Unbeknownst to Ye Xingchen, someone had recorded the entire performance and uploaded it online.
By morning, the video had gone viral.
"OMG! Where did this dancing bodyguard come from?!"
"Hahaha! He's completely unhinged!"
"I swear, I've never seen a man dance like this before!"
"Flamboyant yet masculine—I LOVE IT!"
"Bro, get into live streaming! I'd subscribe in a heartbeat!"
...
When Ye Xingchen woke up the next day and saw the viral footage—
He spat out a mouthful of blood.
"My reputation… RUINED!"