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It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred it went over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a terrible attempt at trying to mock me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air from my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brainpower you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny, I'm genuinely saying this as a testament to how much of a disgrace this is to comedy. You've single-handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I could harness the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle nudge. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting humor ever again. We should put that joke in textbooks so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt, and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took me, I was planning to help children who were orphaned, but because of this, you've made me waste time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.