Dog and Bird

(Warning: Words he speak to others as a child will progress, if it's worded weirdly that's why xD)

Waking up I start to feel distressed.

'This is miserable.' 

It hadn't been long since my birth but everything felt sensitive, everything was loud, and my vision was blurred.

To top it off my motor skills were non-existent making me increasingly nervous. The feeling of being trapped in a body not mine. There wasn't that was possible to interpret as after a few tens of minutes everything went silent.

Besides my cries of course.

Unable to manage anything, my only course of action was to swirl my chakra to make my situation a bit more bearable. Even if there was pain anything that could help added a lot to calm my irritated nerves.

[Time Skip - Few Months]

Looking around the room I spotted a middle-aged woman walking towards me.

She had blonde hair, and blue eyes and looked very beautiful, if not for the fact that her expression was pure neutrality. Not once has this woman changed expressions while with me, which is a bit weird considering she's maybe my mother?

Had the looks of Ino so maybe I'm a Yamanaka.

The woman now in front of me starts to gently grab and hug me.

'Unhand me woman!' I want to shout but end up just crying out loud.

"It's okay little one you will be safe." She says in a monotone manner while trying to put something in my mouth.

Notice the "Trying", I'm not letting some woman shove something in my mouth. She was creepy and zero trust was given to her.

"AAH." I cried out squirming around her hands, unluckily enough for me though she eventually got what she wanted and put a bottle in my mouth.

'Ay wait a minute, this is some of that good shit.' Calming down I started to obediently suck on the bottle's tip getting milk.

After a while, I was finally able to finish off the bottle of milk. The woman noticing that the bottle was now empty, puts me back into the cradle.

While the woman who called herself Bird, starts to pack up some of her stuff on the wooden table.

Taking my attention away from her I started to look at my surroundings.

The room looked very appealing.

The area looks like a traditional Japanese home with sliding doors and a nice and clean design of squares.

While looking near the ceiling as I've got nothing else to do, a certain masked man could be seen just staring at me. It looked like a dog mask and he just silently reading.

'Who in the hell is that, did he just get there?'

Confused I start to stare into the mans soul while sort of struggles to clasp my hands in his direction.

'Yeah boy be scared, I'm like that.' I start taunting the guy in my head

--POV DOG--one hour ago--

'What the hell?'

Looking at the child staring at me, an uneasy feeling crept in.

Everything about Root was shady and uptight.

Especially Danzo himself.

A few days ago marked the time I first time I joined Root, which was technically owned by one of the elders of the village instead of Hokage-sama. If anything this "root" felt more like a private army which was unorthodox.

Missions constantly involve instigating, political messes in neighbouring countries and obviously assassinations. 

Nothing outside my expertise.

Putting away the book that Lord Jiraya gave me, my focus goes back to the child.

Raiden Shimura, the great-grandson of the Elder. Looking at the child reminded me of another newly born one which was just bad memories. That scene two months ago with the Fox will never get out of my head.

The woman I was supposed to protect

My teacher's wife was a person who was meant to be under my constant watch.

Not only did I let her die but I let sensei die. The mission entrusted to me by the Hokage, not only was it a failure but the worst one to date. Even my father's mission couldn't have been worse then letting the fox rampage.

'I swear I won't make the same mistakes DAMNIT...' The thoughts made me seethe

"AHHHH!" A baby screams which breaks me out of my thoughts.

'Does he want me to carry him?'

--POV Raiden Shimura--

'Yeah boi be scared, I'm like that.' I start taunting the guy in my head

But soon after my little "taunt" the weird uncle suddenly disappears and reappears in front of me.

'Oh shit!' Caught completely off guard by the teleporting ninja with white gravity-defying hair I started to flail my arms around.

'Fight me you puss! Hold on is that Kakashi?'

That made things more interesting.

A few months have passed since my first day awake now and I've spent most of my time manipulating my chakra around my body.

I mean I got nothing else to do, may as well.

I'm not sure how old I am but just yesterday I was able to speak my first words to the now Identified Dog/Kakashi Hatake.

This man if you don't know is a genius in his own right with him also becoming a respected Hokage in the future.

Hilarious right?

He's now my personal babysitter!

I've also found out that the word that is on Bird's and Dog's masks means ROOT. While Bird primarily didn't wear hers, she still had it in a safe distance. While Kakashi straight up never too khis off.

First of all that's really bad, but debatable. 

Maybe I'm the love child of the daimyo and have been sent bodyguards till I grow up.

Either way the big guy on top who want's the Uchiha dead knows about me somewhat. Even if my identity is unknown it can't be that useless with the Copy Ninja and root agent with me.

I actually got pretty close to Kakashi, my first few words I spoke were Dog and Bird which made both of my care takers quite happy. Bird finally smiled for once and Kakashi started to fiddle his hands a little.

Obviously, my inner fanboy can't spend too much time away from Kakashi so every time the guy was away I would cry.

I know it's weird, sue me.

Bird bought and read me a lot of kid stories while Kakashi/Dog gifted me a mask that covered the mouth and a wooden kunai.

I already knew how to speak Japanese from when I was still alive on earth, it wasn't too bad.

English will still be useful as I assume no one knows how to speak it.

A couple more months or I assume months later as I have no way to count what day it is I'm finally able to start walking!

The first thing I did with these new powers of mine was to "sprint" up to Kakashi and "stab" him with my kunai of course.

Kakashi didn't seem to be fazed by my attack, picked me up and started to spin me around as I shouted.

"Nooooo!"

--POV Kakashi--

'This brat and his loud ass screaming.' 

The plan was to make him go to sleep early today.

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[A/N: Kisame vs War Ark Shikamaru, Lee and Sakura. Who wins? I'll reply and give you all my opinions if you discuss xD. For the sake of the debate, no prep time, they randomly encounter each other and have to engage.]