Attack on Titan High School - The Most Chaotic Day Ever Morning Mayhem - The Arrival

BONUS CHAPTER: 2

Akira Kurogane stepped through the school gates, dodging a flying Jean Kirstein as the poor dude was dropkicked by Eren Yeager.

"I SWEAR TO GOD, JEAN, STOP TALKING ABOUT MIKASA!"

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT SHE'S HOT!"

Boom!

Jean crashed into the bushes. Again.

Akira sighed. "Another normal morning at Paradis High."

"Akira," a familiar voice called.

He turned to see Historia, wearing a pristine uniform with a perfectly ironed blazer. Her angelic smile radiated purity.

Which was a lie.

Because behind the scenes, Historia was the secret mafia queen of the school.

"Morning, Historia," Akira greeted, already prepared for whatever favor she needed.

"You're coming with me to student council later."

"Do I have a choice?"

"No," she said sweetly, before slipping a tiny note into his hand with some names.

Akira sighed and glanced at the list:

Connie Springer: Owes money for pudding debts. Reiner Braun: Skipped Mafia Collection Fee three times. Jean Kirstein: Just for fun.

"Why is Jean on the list?" Akira asked.

Historia sipped her tea that seemingly appeared out of nowhere. "For balance."

Akira nodded. That made sense.

Homeroom - Levi's Cleaning Nightmare

Homeroom was usually peaceful.

But not today.

Levi stood in front of the class, arms crossed, staring directly at Connie and Sasha, who were very clearly hiding stolen food.

"Springer. Blouse," Levi said, voice flat.

Sasha gulped. Connie attempted to act innocent. "Captain, I don't know what—"

Levi held up a single napkin with a grease stain.

The entire class went silent.

Armin whispered, "They're dead."

Eren muttered, "Rest in peace."

Before Levi could exterminate them for disrupting his perfectly sanitized classroom, Hange burst in through the window—yes, the window.

"LEVI! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!"

Hange was holding a mysterious green liquid that was literally smoking.

Levi pinched the bridge of his nose. "No. Absolutely not."

"It's for science!"

"I refuse."

Hange grinned manically. "Too bad, I already put some in your tea."

Levi froze.

The entire class gasped.

Then—BOOM!

A mini-explosion erupted in the corner where Reiner had been sitting.

Reiner emerged from the smoke, coughing. "I think… I think I have super strength now."

Bertholdt peeked from behind his chair. "I—I think you were already strong, dude."

"QUIET," Levi snapped. "Springer, Blouse, detention. Hange, stop poisoning people."

Hange looked entirely unapologetic.

Akira just leaned back in his chair. Another normal day.

Lunch - The Unofficial Eren vs. Jean Fight Club

The cafeteria was never a peaceful place.

Mainly because Eren and Jean had a daily fight in the middle of it.

Today was no exception.

"You wanna go, horseface?!"

"I've been waiting for this all day, Jaeger!"

Jean lunged. Eren tackled him.

Trays flew. Food scattered. People cheered.

Mikasa sighed and grabbed her meal before it could be collateral damage.

Armin just quietly moved to another table.

Meanwhile, Historia was sitting at her table like a queen, watching the chaos unfold. Ymir was beside her, laughing.

Akira sat down next to them. "You're enjoying this, aren't you?"

Historia delicately sipped her tea. "Jean still hasn't paid his collection fee."

"I KNEW IT!"

Jean suddenly flew across the cafeteria and landed face-first into Connie's pudding.

Hange clapped. "This is science in motion."

Levi, standing in the doorway, sipped his tea. "Tch. A bunch of idiots."

History Class - Erwin's Unhinged Motivational Speeches

Erwin Smith was only the history teacher in title.

In reality, he treated every lesson like a war speech.

"STUDENTS," Erwin began, his voice carrying the weight of a thousand battles. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT HISTORY TRULY MEANS?"

"Uh… dates and events?" Armin offered.

"WRONG," Erwin declared. "HISTORY IS ABOUT DREAMS!"

The class braced themselves.

"WHAT DO WE HOLD IN OUR HEARTS?" Erwin slammed his hand onto the desk. "DREAMS OF FREEDOM!"

The room vibrated.

"AND WHO ARE WE, IF NOT THE ONES TO SEIZE THAT FREEDOM?!"

Jean raised a hesitant hand. "Uh… high school students?"

Erwin's soulful eyes locked onto him. "HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS WHO CAN CHANGE THE WORLD!"

The entire class started clapping.

Even Akira.

Because damn. That man could talk.

Gym Class - Akira vs. Levi

Gym class was supposed to be normal.

But when two Ackermans were in the same room, it was never normal.

"Alright," the gym teacher sighed. "We're doing a simple sparring match today—"

Levi cracked his knuckles.

Akira smirked.

The gym teacher hesitated. "Wait—"

Too late.

Akira vanished. Levi reacted in an instant.

Their clash sent shockwaves through the gym.

Mikasa, watching from the sidelines, narrowed her eyes. "I could take them both."

Armin whispered, "This is the end of the gym."

Jean was eating chips. "Yep. Goodbye, gym."

Levi launched a flurry of rapid strikes. Akira dodged, countering with a Sun Breathing technique, the air slicing from his movements.

Levi dodged.

Then smirked.

Then actually got serious.

The entire school felt the battle.

At some point, a small fire broke out in the corner.

Nobody questioned it.

Aftermath

After gym, Akira, Levi, and Eren (for excessive violence) were all sent to detention.

Levi sat at the front, glaring.

Eren sat in the back, arms crossed.

Akira? He just leaned back, amused.

Then, the door creaked open.

And Hange walked in.

"I'M HERE TO CONDUCT A STUDY!"

Levi sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Hange. No."

"IT'S FOR SCIENCE."

Eren groaned. "Let me guess. You're testing another Titan juice?"

Hange grinned suspiciously.

Akira immediately moved his chair back. "Nope. Not today."

Historia peeked in from the hallway. "I just came to remind Jean he still owes me."

Jean, who had somehow been dragged into detention, groaned.

Eren smirked. "Still getting bullied by the mafia queen, Jean?"

Jean pointed at him. "YOU WERE IN THE FIGHT TOO, WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE IN DEBT?!"

Historia sipped her tea. "Balance."

After School

The day ended exactly as expected.

Jean was running from Historia's collectors. Hange was testing mystery substances on Reiner. Levi was sterilizing the entire classroom. Eren and Jean were already starting another fight. Historia was counting money. And Akira?

He just walked home, sighing.

"Just another normal day."

A normal day at Paradis High.

Where nothing was normal.

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