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Painful!
How painful!
My head hurts so badly!
A gaudy and dazzling dreamworld filled with murmurs instantly shattered. The sound asleep Zhou Mingrui felt an abnormal throbbing pain in his head as though someone had ruthlessly lashed at him with a pole again and again. No, it was more like a sharp object pierced right through his temples followed by a twist!
Ouch…In his stupor, Zhou Mingrui attempted to turn around, look up, and sit up; however, he was completely unable to move his limbs as though he had lost control over his body.
From the looks of it, I'm still not awake. I'm still in a dream… Who knows, perhaps the next scene will be of me thinking I'm already awake, but in fact, am actually still sleeping…
Zhou Mingrui, who was not unfamiliar with similar encounters, tried his best to focus in order to escape the shackles placed upon him by the darkness and confusion.
However, while still in his reverie, whatever will he could summon was ethereal like a fleeting fog. He found his thoughts difficult to control and introspect. No matter how much he tried, he still lost his focus as random thoughts surfaced in his mind.
And it's really painful!
Could it be something like a cerebral hemorrhage?
Fuck, don't tell me I'm going to die young?
I need to wake up! Now!
Eh? Why doesn't it seem to hurt as much as before? But why does it still feel like a blunt knife is slicing through my brains…
From the looks of it, sleep is impossible. How am I to show up for work tomorrow?
Why am I still thinking about work? This is some authentic headache. Of course I have to take time off! I don't have to worry about my manager's grumblings!
Hey, putting it that way, it doesn't seem too bad. Hehe, I can end up getting some spare time for myself!
Throbbing pain inundated Zhou Mingrui, allowing him to slowly accumulate immaterial strength until he was finally able to move his back and open his eyes. He finally broke free from his reverie.
His vision first blurred before it was screened by a faint crimson red. All he could see was a study desk made of burly wood in front of him. Right in the middle was an opened notebook with coarse, yellow pages. The title was eye-catchingly written with strange, deep black lettering.
To the left of the notebook was a stack of neatly arranged books, numbering about eight. The wall on their right was inset with grayish-white pipes with wall lamps connected to them.
The lamp had a classical Western style to it. It was about half the size of an adult's head with an inner layer of transparent glass and an exterior gridded with black metal.
Diagonally beneath the lamp was a black ink bottle shrouded in a pale red glow. Its embossed surface formed a blurry angel pattern.
In front of the ink bottle and to the right of the notebook sat a dark-colored pen with a fully circular body. Its tip shimmered with a faint glint while its cap rested right beside a brass revolver.
A gun? A revolver?Zhou Mingrui was completely taken aback. The things laid before him were alien to him. It looked nothing like his room!
While feeling shocked and confused, he discovered that the desk, notebook, ink bottle, and revolver were covered in a layer of crimson 'veil,' a result of the light shining from the window.
Subconsciously, he looked up and shifted his gaze up bit by bit.
In midair, a crimson moon hung high above the backdrop of a 'black velvet curtain,' glowing in silence.
This…Zhou Mingrui felt inexplicably horrified as he stood up abruptly. However, before his feet fully straightened, his brain protested with throbbing pain. It made him temporarily lose his strength as he fell uncontrollably. His buttocks slammed heavily onto the burly wood chair.
Pa!
The pain did little. Zhou Mingrui stood up again by propping himself up. He turned around in a fluster as he began to size up the environment he was in.
The room was not very large, with a brown door on each side of the room. Close to an opposite wall was a low wooden bed.
Between the bed and the left door was a cabinet. Its two doors were swung open and beneath it were five drawers.
To the side of the cabinet, there was the same grayish-white pipe on the wall at the height of a person. However, it was connected to a strange mechanical device with exposed gears and bearings in several spots.
Items resembling coal stoves sat in the right corner of the room near the table, along with soup pots, iron pots, and other kitchen utensils.
Across the right door was a dressing mirror with two cracks. Its bottom was made of wood and the patterns were simple and plain.
With a sweep of his gaze, Zhou Mingrui noticed himself in the mirror—the present him.
Black hair, brown eyes, a linen shirt, thinly built, average-looking features and a rather deep outline…
This…Zhou Mingrui immediately drew a gasp as many helpless and confused guesses surfaced in his mind.
The revolver in ancient European style and the crimson moon that looked different from Earth's moon could only mean one thing!
C-could I have transmigrated?Zhou Mingrui widened his mouth slightly.
As his memories slowly recovered, Zhou Mingrui tried to regain his senses and pondered over the current situation. Suddenly, he heard a familiar sound on the wooden desk.
Ding!
...is that a phone notification??
Zhou Mingrui slowly walked to the wooden desk and found the most familiar thing in his life.
It was a mobile phone!
A mobile phone? Is this a fever dream or something? why was there a mobile phone in stream age?? Is that even here in the first place?
as if he thought about it, his head suddenly felt an inexplicable pain as memories flooded in.
Ugh!
Klein Moretti...Tingen...The Fifth Epoch?, the Steam age?... So this world is in the Industrial Revolution? But why did would there be a phone? Was it a special item that came with the protagonist like in the anime or something? Why didn't i notice it at first...
Zhou Mingrui thought to himself while slowly reached out to grab the mobile phone that was on the wooden desk and turned it on.
But when he turned on the screen, he was disappointed
The phone only had one group chat
This is freaking me out..
Zhou Mingrui clicked on the group chat and found that there were 4 members in the group. There was no group profile picture, no individual profile pictures, and all the member's names including him, were all question marks.
there's only one group chat? Shouldn't this kind of item be an item that helps the character develop more or something? nothing make sense… it doesn't even say who each person in the group is. All the members in the group name's are question marks.. well, including me also. this is so confusing
While Zhou Mingrui was pondering, his phone rang again.
???: Hello??
???: Does anyone know how I got sent here?
there they are! a myterious member!
wait
Sent here...?
Don't tell me, he's also a transmigrator?
Is this a group chat of people from another world?
Before Zhou Mingrui could reply, another message popped up.
??: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YOU WERE SENT HERE TOO??????
??: THANK GOD! I thought I'd be alone in this hell.isaw this phone droped on the ground! If I didn't have this phone, I'd think i am a dog dreaming of being human and then waking up thinking I was a real human!
???: OMG??? Then this is a group chat of transmigrators, right!!?
?? : I THINK SO!!
Zhou Mingrui felt a little hopeful and quickly typed a reply.
At least he wouldn't be alone in a world he didn't know anything about!
????: Hello?
????: im freaking out rn cuz im like, sleeping and then got sent here?? but at least I wouldn't be confused in this strange world alone i guess
???: HI!!!!!!!! WELCOME MY DUDE. You've got transmigrated here too, right??
???? : Yeahh, But like the Steam Age shouldn't have cell phones aren't it? maybe this is a prank? a set up or whatever
?? : The Steam Age? i don't think so? The place I'm in is far from being called Steam it's wild and also THERE'S A FUCKING MONSTERS EVERYWHERE
?? : AND I'M A DOG
??? : YOU'RE A DOG???
?? : IM A HUMAN but right now im in a dog from.. or a dog's body? i don't even know..
??? : isn't that YOURS body???? HOW COME DID YOU NOT KNOW
?? : I DON'T KNOW
??? : OKAY so this is definitely the Middle Ages. i think you're just cofusing @????
???? : No? the memories from this body tell me otherwise
?? : I really don't think middle age have a WILD monsters around
?? : I think the place I'm in is kinda worse. like more wrose than a middle ages
??? : did you got kidnapped and taken to a cave or sum? Because you're a dog
?? : noooo i feel like im not a dog at all..it's like a mytical creature..? and powerful, also the place im in it's more like a mansion, but far from civilization.
??? : so did you got kidnapped by a rich guy?
?? : NO! but a god, maybe
??? : Wait wait wait, let's throw back to the 4 bro first. I don't think this is a set-up or something relate. cuz our world doesn't have anything about memory transfer, right?
???? : the 4bro? me???
??? : yeah bc you have 4 questions mark
?? : So I'm the 2sis??
??? : YOU'RE A GIRL???? 𝓗𝓮𝔂....
?? : EWWWWWWWWWWW who do he think he is
???? : ew...
? : Hello
??? : OMGGGG our last member!! Hellooooooooooo bro1/sis1!!!
? : I thought there's no phone left in this world.. it's wierd
? : It doesn't make any sense. The place right now doesn't even have enough technology to make a cell phone. And Shouldn't it be broken or completely decomposed by a apocalypse?
??? : okay bro we have no idea what you talking about... also don't think about it dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee We might all be chosen to come here with our cell phones! well, even tho this is not my phone at all.. but it's lt's like that one anime! i forgot the name
? : I don't really think so..
why is there so many question marks.. My head is killin me..it's hurt like hell Ugh...
Zhou Mingrui's head suddenly ached again at his temples, causing him to put down his phone and reach up to grab it to relieve the pain. Then, the young man glanced at the notebook on the table with a page still open.
On the page, there was a short sentence written in Hermes.
'Everyone will die, including me'
Zhou Mingrui instinctively backed away, but because his body was still weak, he lost his balance and fell again. Fortunately, he was able to grab the edge of the table in time. He tried to stand up again, and looked away from the notebook.
At that moment, his eyes fell on the brass revolver in confusion.
"Given the Klein family's living conditions, where did that guy get a gun?"
Amidst the confusion and panic, Zhou Mingrui glanced at the red half-palm mark on the edge of the table. It was a fresh red stain
Zhou Mingrui raised his hand to look at it, and saw his palm and fingers covered in bright red blood.
" Is my head bleeding...?"
He guessed as he walked over to look at the broken mirror.
This is the current me... Klein Moretti?
Because the night light was not bright enough, he could not see his wound clearly and tried to move his face closer to the mirror, leaning his head towards the source of the blood.
The image on the mirror reflected a disgusting wound on his temple. Around the wound was a burn mark and gunpowder stains. The surrounding area was covered in blood, and inside was a gray brain that was slowly swelling.
He was terrified by what he saw and instinctively staggered back.
" What the hell is going on..."
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After removing the bloodstains and sorting himself out a bit, Zhou Mingrui walked back to pick up the mobile phone that was on the wooden table again and opened the mysterious group chat to look at it.
The revolver that was so strange and suspicious of how the previous Klein got it was probably as strange as this mobile phone..
There was only one group chat, there were four people from the same world.. Wait, what if they were from different worlds? Or was the world they were in now a different world? Because when he mentioned the Steam Age, no one's reaction was the same! Or were we living in different Epoch ?
I don't seem to understand any of this nonsense... Zhou Mingrui thinking as he picked up the phone and went back to the group chat
???? : hey im back what have yall been talking about?
??? : Heyyy you're back! We were just talking about how we should introduce ourselves and stuff, but since you're gone, we talked about something else.
?? : something like why do each one of our era seem so different and everything
??? : okay okay okayyyyyyy, since our member is all here why don't we just forget about all the headaches and let's just introduce ourselves, okay?
?? : yeah yeah just go on
???? : well, my name is Zhou Mingrui, I'm from China, my current name is Klein Moretti, and I've been thinking about it for a while but yeah maybe we're from different Epoch... So, I'm from the 5th Epoch, 1349, if klein's memory aren't wrong
??? : WAITTTTTTT YOU'RE FROM CHINA?????
???? : YOU'RE CHINESE TOO?
??? : YEAH!!
??? : MY DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
? : i guess we really are from different Epoch
? : I'm Grisha, a researcher from Ukraine. If I remember correctly, I think it's the second Epoch now..
? : I'm a little different from you guys..well, my soul or consciousness doesn't go to someone else's body, but remains my own.
??: Are you a ghost?
? : what? no? Where did you get that idea from?
? : i can explain it to you all after we introducde our self, so let's continue
?? : well then
??: I'm Amanises, you can call me Amani or anything you like tho, also I'm from Europe. And I think i should be in the 2nd Epoch..? I think
??? : European? ...smash.
???? : get your freaky ass outta here dude
?? : yeah dude, im a dog
??? : oh shit mb i forgot
???: anyways! my name is Huang Tao, from China like Zhou. Oh, and my current name is Roselle Gustav! I'm in the 5th epoch now, but I'm like, 200 years away from Zhou!
Rosell Gustav...? The name of the great Intis emperor who was assassinated? The praised genius one?
wait a mintue.. didn't all the technologies were born because of him? This world is similar to my homeland because of him after all..
does that mean
That Roselle Gustav is THIS GUY??? THE FREAKY ONE??????
so I'm currently talking to the great Intis emperor who was assassinated more than 200 years ago... I'm talkin to a dead person, and he's also from the same world! wow what even is happening right now???? Does this mean I'm the only survivors among the transmigators? where's those others people? do they die or what...?
Wait, does that means all the things created in this world that look like my old world were invented by Roselle? I was wondering why this world seem were so similar.
inventor...?
...oh I see how it is
???? : YOU @??? YOU LAIR ASS SON OF A GREAT LADY
??? : HUH???? WHAT DID I DO
???? : eyyyyy fun fact for all my fellow neighbor! Roselle Gustav, the great Emperor Intis who invented so many things, actually just claimed that because many of the things he invented came from our old world!!
??? : ME!!??
?? : waitttt so does this world have computers? did you invent computers? valorant? apex? ff4?
??? : STOP RIGHT THERE GIRLY, how would I know! I just crossed over to this world with you guys a moment ago!
??? : wait, isn't this like cheating? Aren't you from the future, Zhou? If you tell me to do something, if I do it, will it happen in the future?
??? : SO DOES THIS MEAN I WILL KNOW THE FUTURE
??? : OMG WAIT will I still be alive 200 years from now?
???? : ofc not dumbass, i think you were assassinated or somethings i don't really know. Oh, but the turth of Roselles assassination is still quite a mystery. Actually, you might still alive
??? : a mystery? How did you know that?
???? : Klein Moretti is a historian.
??? : Oh yeah that makes sense.
? : Sorry to interrupt, but like should we change our names? The question mark is hard to distinguish and we looks like some weird cult
??? : ..Oh yeah I totally forgot about that
?? : i was about to say that
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The Great Emperor of the World: I feel cool asf and nobody can tell me otherwise
The Fool : you sound like a high schoolers
The Great Emperor of the World : DON'T YOU DARE INSULT ME WITH THAT NAME
Evernight: okay but like, why THE FOOL tho?
The Fool: It just popped into my head so I used it
The great emperor of the world : and it's sound so dumb
The fool : huang tao shut upppppppp
Sun: our name looks alot better(^^)/
Evernight: awwwww i like ur emojicon
The Great Emperor of the World: okay? dude? Why does everyone have such short and boring names
The Fool: No u, why did you have such a long and lame name?
The Great Emperor of the World: HELLOOOOOOO???? IT'S LITERALLY THE COOLEST????
The Fool: it's not
Evernight: Not at all.
Sun: I think it's cool tho
The Great Emperor of the World: Grisha...!!! My dearest beloved bro(ToT)
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Sun: Can I talk about everyone's eras Epoch and timezone ?
The Fool: Sure
Evernight: d=(^-^)=b
Sun: If someone in the group now tells someone from the past about something that will happen in the future to another personlike zhou and huang tao, will the things that have already happened in history change or will remains the same? If this world has another timeline where we don't talk like this, will what we do or what we are doing affect the future? Huang tao, did you write any notes or dairy? I think you should do for Zhou to find it and tell us more abou this time thing. Also will our current selves have a chance to meet in the future? If so, what will happen? Suppose that the selves of us who are talking now are our past selves. If our selves really lived in Xiao Zhou's era, when will Xiao Zhou, the future selves, meet the selves of Xiao Zhou? Won't the timeline be a bit off? Aren't the gaps too big?
The Great Emperor of this World: ok bro i don't understand any of the long paragraph ass you wrote and I'm not reading allat! Can you just shorten it to 3 lines or sum
Sun: Zhou, can you try to research more about Roselle?
The Great Emperor of this World: ok it is short
The Fool: it's really does short.
The Fool: But yeah of course. Maybe this phone could be the key to helping us return to our earth our planet or our dimension! What ever take me home I'll do it
The Great Emperor of this World: That's right! A phone that allows the past to communicate with the future. It definitely has the key to returning home!
Evernight: Then this is the first step to returning home?
The Great Emperor of this World: okay girl do you know how cool the lone you just said???
Evernight: I KNOWW
The great Emperor of this World: That's gave me and idea!! Let's name the group 'Welcome Home'! When we return and see this group it'll be hilarious or maybe we'll cry bc we defeat the most powerful boss in the world!
The Fool: oh yeahhhh that's like the coolest thing I've heard from you
Evernight: I like that
The Great Emperor of this World: this is so cool bro, first we transmigrated, and then we talk across the time!
The Great Emperor of this World: Andddddd our big Bro Grisha also agree withthe name 'welcome home', right?
The Great Emperor of this World: Big Bro?
The Great Emperor of this World: hello? You there?
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Sun: Actually, the place where I woke up to first see the world
Sun: Was chernobyl.
Sun: This is not another world, Huang Tao.
Sun : non of us have transmigrated at all
Sun: this is our world.
Sun: Our hometown has been destroyed.
Sun : I've wanted to tell you earlier but I just didn't wanted to ruined the mood.. I'm so sorry but this is the truth
Sun: As for the reason we're here and our home was destroyed, I can't tell you until you've reache to became an angle.
Sun : ..i'll explain more later
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The Fool: Sorry everyone, I might need a little tThe Great Emperor of the World: Good morning, neighbors! How was your day?
Evernight: It was awful.
The Great Emperor of the World: mhm, The second epoch was hard, wasn't it? It's okay my poor guy... Your amazing neighbor will be the one whos comfort you>_< Mwah
Evernight : Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Evernight: you weren't a dog like me, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
Evernight: Ughhhhhhhhhh, I also wanted to be born into a royal family and just sleep and eat all day like a dog...
The Great Emperor of the World: OKAY? i have some paper work to do and I'm not eating and sleeping all day like a DOG! also aren't you a dog already why would you want to be a dog twice???
Evernight : omg Huang tao shut upppppppppppp you don't UNDERSTAND ME DUDE!!
The great emperor of thid world : what is YOUR proplem girlypop, is it beacuse im too hot? well, i don't really mind you liking me tho...𝓱𝓮𝓱
Evernight :dkohjihffjefiuhjwrelkfkodiouehukjlfdo STOPPPPPPPPPPPP
The Great Emperor of the World: Speaking of which, what about our beloved big bro Grishaaaaaa?
Evernight: He must be busy aren't he? i mean, he knows a lot more than us also he seem cool and stuff and it's make me jealous
Evernight: ONE DAY i will get my ass out off this dogshit manshion and live like him
The Great Emperor of the World: I mean yeah, but I'm boreddddddddd
The Great Emperor of this World: all my games, my tiktok is now GONE and there's no internet,no entertainments things, ONLY PAPERWORK oh and pretty girls
Evernight: just do whatever you can, I'm literally a dog I can't do anything!
The Great Emperor of this World: ok, how about Zhou, you there?
The Fool: good afternoon Amani! hello huang tao.
The great emperor of this World: OHA
The Great Emperor of this World: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GOOD AFTERNOON ZHOUUUUUUUUU MY BEST BUDDIES How was your day?
The Fool: HONESTLY BRO I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT SHOULD I EVEN EXPLAIN FIRST
The Great Emperor of This World: hm is it THAT bad? did you got turned into a dog like amani or sum?
The fool: worse
The Great Emperor of this World: did you got turned into a dog and eaten by some more random chinese guy?
The fool: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BRO
Evernight: HOW DO YOU EVEN POINTED THAT OUT?
The Great Emperor of This World: IDK???? HE SAID IT WAS WORSE
The fool : WELL NOT THAT KIND OF WORSE
The great emperor of this world: I DON'T KNOW!!
The fool: ok let's not talk about it
The fool: so I can't really stop thinking aboout what happened last night this morning, but after all of today's events and anything, im even more confused
The Great Emperor of the World: Well then Zhou? do you want to tell us what happened! I'm bored as hell with out tiktok and stuff, split it out!!
The Fool: In the morning, my sister(klein's sister to be exact) ask me to go buy a bread. also The Moretti family is VERY poor. They can only buy a little bit of bread! Then I saw a circus where they did free tarot readings, so I went to have my fortune told (because it reminded me of roselle). Do you want to guess what card I got?
The Great Emperor of this World: the devil? The tower? The death?
The fool : no, and why are they all bad
Evernight: the fool?
The Fool: Yeah! The Fool! Doesn't that match the name of this account? kinda scary but i didn't think much about it. and then last night I remembered that before I got transmigrated or whatever, I performed a ritual to enhance my luck and then i don't really remember any thing after that(I forgot to tell you guys mb) so after I went home and performed the ritual, instead of going back to our era, I ended up in a strange foggy dimension and pulled a strangers up here with me
The fool : um...and so basicly..i accidently stared a weird secret organization, wanna join?
The Great Emperor of this World: you WHAT
Evernight: how did you ACCIDENTLY started a secret organization??
Evernight: but yeah count me in
The Great Emperor of this World: HELLO??? ARE YOU FR??
Evernight: yeah
The Great Emperor of this World: WELL THEN COUNT ME IN TOO!
The fool: i don't really think i can do that but yeah why not
The fool: ya'll are my blessed now
Evernight: at your will my lord!
The Great Emperor of this World: OKAY STOP, give me more details
The Fool: Welllllllll...I pretended to be a terrifying god named The Fool. and then one of the members i accidently bring here with me believed it, so she wanted me to use the grey fog dimansion as a place to exchange information and materials of the beyonder world or whatever that Grisha told me about last night...so yeah i accidently started an secret organization and made up the fool shit, so now im a ancient god with 2 of my believer
The Great Emperor of this World: DUDE
The Great Emperor of this World: YOU CALLED ME A LIAR ASS AND THEN THIS IS YOU??? PRETENT TO BE AN EVIL GOD??? WHAT ARE YOU ONTO
The fool: I gotta do what I can dude, also I'm not an evil god I'm an ancient god
The Great Emperor of this World: Oh nononononono you ARE the evil one
Evernight: hey man be fr i'd do that too if i were zhou
The Great Emperor of this World : OH YEAH? FUCK YOU BOTH THEN
The fool: you can't talk to your god like that, my blessed one..
The Great Emperor of This World: DUDE STOP IT
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Sun: Hello everyone, I just had a chance to take a break also I just have my first Servant Angel＼(^.^)／
Evernight: YOUR WHAT???
Sun : my servant angel..?
The Great Emperor of this World: Where the hell in the world did you find the Servant Angel??? No, WHY DO YOU HAVE IT???
Sun: well..he's more like my clone? but not quite
Sun: [sent photo]
Sun: Isn't he so cool? look at the wings i got him! his name is sasir btw
The Great emperor of This world: yeah he's cool but WHY do you need a servant angle????
Sun: I'm a god, didn't I tell you already?
The Great Emperor of this World: ERM?? NO????????
The Fool: type shit Grisha, I've gain a follower too
Sun: that's great to hear!
The Great Emperor of this World: WHY IS EVERY ONE SUDDENLY A FUCKING GOD
The fool: well i'm not a real god
Sun: and i've has always been a god ^-^
The Great Emperor of This World: NON OF THESE MAKES IT BETTER
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Sun: I just went through the old chat and I think the Mist Dimension, the foggy one Zhou mentioned, i believe it was a Sefirah Castle. but I've never seen it with my own eyes tho
The Fool: The Sefirah Castle?
Sun: Hmm, since you're not a beyonder yet, I can't say much about it. The knowledge in this world is dangerous! However, it'll be super useful of you if you're planing on becoming a beyonder. especially seer, marauder, Apprentice Pathway
The Great Emperor of this World: is It like some sort of SSR item that can help you survive?
Evernight: is it like defeating a boss and it'll drop a good items?
The Great Emperor of this World: does that mean if someone kill zhou it'll drop the sefirah Castle?
Evernight: yeah i want my own sefirah castle too. Huang Tao, let's try and kill him
The Great Emperor of This World: 50/50?
Evernight: i'll kill him, you get 30
The Great Emperor of This World: deal
The fool: JERK
Sun: i don't really think that's how it work...sorry but this old man doesn't play a game..
The Great Emperor of this World: KLEIN ZHOU MINGRUI MO RET TI!! TELL ME THE DAMN SPELL! OTHERWISE IM GONNA TIME TRAVEL AND KICK YOUR ASS!
The fool: good luck with that buddy
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The fool: @The Great Emperor of the World hey Huang Tao, do you have any information about the Night Church? Aren't you a noble or something? You should have the info right? from ur memories and anything?
The Great Emperor of the World: Zhou...my guy It's 5am in the mornin. I just went to bed like 5 sec ago just let me sleep man...
The fool: well I haven't even gone to bed yet so you have to stay with me
The Great Emperor of the World: yeah yeah what ever bro, can I go to sleep now?
The fool: ANSWER MY QUESTION
The Great Emperor of This World: IM SLEEPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY tomorrow bro, good night
The fool: No listen, I was questioned by the police about the accident. Like I just tell you that I traveled through time because Klein committed suicide with some kind of Antigonus notebook? That's right! They came to question me because Klein's friend also died. I had already expected it but I was a little shocked. I didn't know what to do, so I pretended I forgot everythin. I thought I wouldn't get away with it anyway, so I made a shameless excuse. Now here's the twist. Someone protected me!!. A handsome guy with green eyes, tall and long black hair. Even though I made a shameless excuse...
The Great Emperor of This World: UM?? HE SOUND SO GAY
The fool: RIGHT????? HE'S SO GAY DO YOU THINK HE LIKE ME???
The Great Emperor of the World: FUCK YEAH DUDE!!! But okay, did you really just wake me up just to ask about this, Zhou??
The fool: Read the whole thing dude don't just read the end! But no, it's not over yet. After that, when I went to sleep, and a strange policeman came to take me to somekind of spirit medium to find the truth about this siuation. But I was afraid that if they communicated with my spirit, they would find out about the time travel. So I escaped by taking a horse-drawn carriage. AND TURNS OUT THE FUCKING DRIVER WAS THAT DAMN POLICE MAN! and then I woke up to find out it was just a dream. AND THEN I MET THE DAMN POLICE MAN AGAIN! do he took me to a real spirit medium. but then I didn't really got mind expore or at least that's what I thought, And I got away. And then he invited me to work as a night hawk of the Night Church. At first, I didn't think much of it, but the salary was really good.and the Moretti family is already poor maybe I can help this family! Should I join them?
The Great Emperor of this World: Zhou my dude.. I'm really sleepy right now and my eyes are blurry I can't read any of this Can you shorten it into 3sentence or just let me go to sleep?...
The Fool: You answer me first!
The Great Emperor of This World: yes he like you
The fool: NOT THAT ONE!!
The Fool: Huang Tao! Wake the fuck up! ANSWER ME
The Great Emperor of this World: Why did you have to type something so long I can't take it anymore dude I'm getting my ass back to sleep
The fool: dude answers me
The Fool: Huang Tao?
The Fool: Did you really just fucking fall asleep?
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Sun: That policeman's power might be the power of the sleepless Pathway. It's probably not very high, maybe 7th.
Sun: I'm not from the same Epoch as you guys, I don't know how these churchs work... But I said, let's join them.
The Fool: Why?
Sun: I mean, if the police is a beyonder maybe there's some more potion for you and you can becom a beyonder, and as I say a god is just a 0seq right? church under the care of the seq0 there should be a higher chance of becoming a beyonder
The Fool: okay I'll accept his request. Money is the most important thing anyway.
Sun: I didn't even mentioned anything about money...
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The Great Emperor of This World: Hello, fellow neighbors!! How are you?
The Great Emperor of This World: I accidentally fell asleep last night. Sorry Zhou. But hey, good work, good pay. Go ahead, bro! Get that money and pay the rent!
The Fool: yeah and i did it for the moretti family .・(つД｀)゜・
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Evernight: Antigonus's Notebook? Is Fregia's son involved in og Klein's death? does that mean he's involve with the time travel?
Sun: i don't think that dog has something to do with this
The Fool: Hello amani hi grisha, If that's the question, my answer is I don't know. Who even is Fregia? And who is Antigonus? Isn't antigonus a noble fanily from the 4th Epoch? How did you know him
Evernight: no??? antigonus is a dog, Fregia is an antcient god (a dog) or whatever and Antigonus is Fregia's son(a dog). As for the noble thing ur talking about it's probably something in the future, so I have no idea
The Great Emperor of the World: I don't really understant any of the Epoch thing yall be talkin about...this world is so strange. Can we just talk about how the girl is so hot
Evernight: omg bro shut the fuck upppppp
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The fool: okay, how do I say this..
The fool: um
The fool: hey amani.. just checking, but do you have a honorific names?
Evernight: honorifics names? what's that?
Sun: Honorific Names can be used to contact/pray a powerful entity, or in ritualistic magic to borrow its power. For example to ensure the effectiveness of a contract with Spirit world creature, you can have them when you're above the seq3
Evernight: er...no?
The fool: okay can you think about one right now
Evernight: aMani_thec00lEstdog004
The fool: NO THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKED
Evernight: I don't even know what that is!
The Great Emperor of This World: LMAOOOOOO IT'S SOUND LIKE SOMEONE ELSE ID GAME WHEN THEY'RE 13
Evernight: SHUT UPPP IT WAS COOL AT THAT TIME
The Great Emperor of This World: SO IT'S REALLY IS?????
The fool: wait okay, write a coolest 3 sentance that will pointed to yourself
Evernight: ok ok lemme think it about it real quick
Evernight: The evernight goddes stands higher than the cosmos and more eternal than eternity. The Mother of Concealment, The Empress of Misfortune and Horror, Mistress of Repose and Silence
Evernight: is this cool enough??
The fool: OH MY GODDESS
Evernight: is it not cool enough or what?
The fool: YES MA'AM IT IS
Evernight: what? what's with that additude? what happen?
The Fool: okay, Good morning everyone, I have a BIGGGGGGGGG news to tell you!!
Evernight: Good morning mr.fool, so can you tell me what happen now??
The Great Emperor of the World: Good morning Zhou, tell us what happen
Sun: Good morning again everyone
The Fool: first of all miss amani please don't call me that
The fool: and second of all the BIG news is our AMANI, THE COOLEST DOG is the FUCKING GODDESS!!!