"Vivienne, did you get rid of Joy? I always knew you couldn't stand the sight of it! That's a living creature, how could you be so cruel!"
Lucas quickly pulled Sonny back and anxiously asked,
"Vivienne, Asher's just too worried, don't blame him. Joy's new owner will be here soon. Where did you leave it? If we find it in time, we won't hold it against you."
Even now, they're still lying to me!
I mustered all my strength and slapped Sonny back, sneering,
"Are you crazy? Which eye of yours saw me get rid of that pig?"
Hearing this, Lucas let out a slight sigh of relief.
I paused for a moment, then continued,
"Such a fat pig, what a waste it would be to lose it! Of course I had someone gut it, marinate it carefully, and turn it into a roast suckling pig. When it's done, you guys should try some. It's absolutely delicious!"
As soon as I finished speaking, Sonny and Lucas turned deathly pale.
I smirked, knowing the real show was about to begin.
Just then, the doorbell rang.
I clapped my hands and said with a smile,
"Could that be my roast suckling pig delivery? Would one of you open the door and grab it for me? After all, such a fat pig must be quite heavy!"Upon hearing this, Lucas collapsed onto the floor, while Sonny rushed to the bathroom and started vomiting violently into the toilet.
I let out a cold laugh, unable to hold back my derision.
In my past life, after Joy and I switched bodies, I was made into a roast suckling pig, and I didn't see them react like this.
And they ate it with such gusto!
What's this now, suddenly growing a conscience? How laughable!
Seeing that none of them dared to open the door, I wiped the cream off my fingers and opened it myself.
It turned out to be the neighborhood property management.
Realizing it wasn't a roast suckling pig delivery, Lucas and Sonny instantly breathed sighs of relief, their strength suddenly returning.
Sonny rushed over, grabbing my collar, and roared,
"Where the hell did you send Joy? If anything happens to her, I'll never forgive you!"
I put on an innocent face and retorted,
"It's just a pig, isn't it? If you like it so much, I can buy you another one. Why are you getting so worked up?"
Sonny lost all reason, the truth on the verge of spilling out.Lucas rushed over in the next second, covering his mouth and trying to calm him down.
"Asher is so worked up because Joy's new owner is coming to pick her up soon. There's no time to buy another one."
"Vivienne, just tell us, where did you send Joy?"
Looking at Lucas gritting his teeth while trying to appear gentle, I felt incredibly satisfied.
I glanced at him and said nonchalantly,
"You're making a big deal out of nothing. It's not as serious as you're making it out to be. Look how scared you both are. It was just a joke. Here's what happened: This afternoon when you were out, that pig peed all over my room again. The neighbor saw it and said it was in heat, so they took it to be bred."
"I see how much you and Asher love this pet pig. Why not have it make a few more? Wouldn't that be even better? Then you won't have to deal with it peeing everywhere. You might not mind, but I find it disgusting!"
Actually, when Lucas went out, he was worried I might do something to Melody.
So before he left, he locked Melody in his own room.
But as soon as he was gone, I contacted the best locksmith in town and had them open his bedroom door.
After not seeing it for a few days, the pet pig Melody was possessing had gotten even fatter.I immediately called the pig farm I had contacted in advance and sent the pet pig over.