When my darling's childhood sweetheart magically cut me in half under the guise of a magic trick, we were still on the phone discussing what position to try next time.
I died on the spot, but my darling told her childhood sweetheart to just throw me into the river, saying if I wanted to play dead, I should go all out.
Two days later, my darling finally remembered me because she wanted to make the most exquisite sex toy for her childhood sweetheart.
She took the best equipment, wanting me to dive and find the finest diamond for her childhood sweetheart, but couldn't find any trace of me.
"If you find the best diamond for Wylie, I'll never take off the wedding ring you gave me again."
In the end, she broke down in tears, only to find half a mangled body with indistinguishable features left in the prop box.
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Vivienne approached the small shack where I lived with her childhood sweetheart, disgust nearly overflowing from her eyes.
This mansion was specially built by Vivienne for Wylie to study and perform magic.
But after I was confined here, I was only allowed to build a small shack by the door, like a watchdog.
The leftover food that hadn't been eaten for a few days was already giving off a strange odor, making it even more unbearable.
"It stinks! Where did this hick go?"
She angrily kicked the rickety shack twice and looked around.
Hearing that familiar term, my heart sank into despair.
I should have known that no matter how nice I was to her, I would never measure up to her charming and handsome childhood sweetheart brother in her heart.
"Alec probably left a long time ago. After all, he can hold his breath underwater for a long time. That day couldn't have troubled him much," Wylie inquired cautiously, his expression uneasy.
"Did I make a mistake that day and anger big brother Asher?"Hey, Vivienne, maybe I should apologize to him?"
Wylie looked at Vivienne, his eyes brimming with worry and self-reproach.
"Apologize for what? He doesn't deserve it!"
"He's such a headache, not like you at all. He might as well drop dead!"
Vivienne was utterly impatient.
Surveying the unfamiliar surroundings, she haughtily raised her head.
"Asher, get your ass out here!"
"Didn't you say you wanted to give me a gift? I'll accept your offering if you find the best diamond for Wylie."
Vivienne grasped Wylie's hand, patting it gently to reassure him.
She didn't forget to negotiate with me, who was supposedly hiding somewhere.
I hovered nearby, finding it all laughable.
Because she's reluctantly accepting my gift for another man, when we're the actual married couple!
Even more ridiculous is that the diamond she wants me to risk my life finding is for making a sex toy for Wylie!
"Didn't you want new equipment? I've got that prepared for you too."
"As long as the diamond you find satisfies Wylie, I won't take off the wedding ring you gave me anymore."Looking at all that brand new gear, I was about to cry tears of joy.
I'd begged her countless times before to replace my old equipment. But she always accused me of just coveting her money, telling me to figure it out myself.