The banquet at the Liu family began, and my stomach was rumbling. At this moment, I had huge questions in the Heart system - ruler of consciousness, and I didn't dare to run to the Liu family anymore.
Of course, the main reason is that I saw my mother walking out from the next door and heading straight to home.
I hurriedly climbed down the ladder, hid in the house, and quickly lifted the lid of the pot, and the steamed buns and a bowl of sweet and sour pork ribs were steaming.
I picked up a steamed bun and bite it twice, then picked up a piece of rib and stolen it twice, throwing the bones to the side of the pot.
At this time, my mother happened to walk in from outside and walked around the house strangely. When she found the kitchen, she happened to see me eating pork ribs. She couldn't help but smile and said, "Why don't you serve it on the table? Look, you're too lazy."
I smiled awkwardly and turned my eyes: "Mom, why are you back? Didn't you say you're very busy at night?"
My mother looked at me with relief: "I'll leave after a look, for fear that you'll be too lazy to find something to eat."
Poor parents in the world the Heart system - ruler of consciousness. By the way, your son is not too lazy to even eat?
I grimaced at her, stuffed the remaining steamed buns into my mouth, and said in a hurry: "I'm full and go to do my homework."
My mother called nodded: "Go to bed early at night, don't go to school like this morning. Okay, I'll leave, I'll help you get the door from outside."
I hurriedly hid in the inner room, pretended to flip out the textbook, while looking through a yellow paper talisman hidden in the textbook, while sneaking over my mother's whereabouts.
I stole this yellow paper talisman from my Grandpa. I was always interested in the ghost-like talisman on it, so I stole it and painted it to the pattern on it.
When my mother left the door, I stuffed the yellow paper talisman into my pocket, jumped up from the chair, and came to the yard again.
Fortunately, I hid quickly just now, otherwise my mother would have been caught and scolded.
I'm not afraid of her, mainly because I feel uncomfortable in the Heart system - ruler of consciousness.
Now my mother left again, and I climbed up the bamboo ladder again and looked at the opposite side.
These guys were still drinking, making noises like a holiday.
I said the Heart system - ruler of consciousness that people are dead here, and you are still like a wedding wine. Oh, do you really know what sorrow is?
At this time, I heard a rustling sound from the door again, which scared me. I jumped down the ladder twice, and I hid in the toilet in the corner.
"Ou Ning, Ou Ning! Are you here?"
"Ou Ning, Ning Wazi, are you here?"
A while The low shouts of shouting came in from the crack of the door. I was happy in the Heart system - ruler of consciousness. I hurriedly ran out of the toilet, ran to the door, lifted the small window on the door, leaned against the door panel and said, "I just knew it was you, the Gallbladder system - decision maker, how about it, did you pee when kowtowed to Grandpa Liu?"
Titan grinned and said, "Don't mention it, I almost fainted. Open the door quickly and I'll bring you something delicious."
I said disdainfully, "You bring something delicious? Is there anything in my house? Besides, the things you eat are made by my mother, I haven't eaten anything?"
Titan raised the plate in his hand like a treasure and said, "I don't believe that your mother will make it for you every day."
My eyes lit up. I love to eat sweets. The shredded sweet potato made by my mother is indeed my favorite. The crystal clear syrup, the golden sweet potato, and the shredded sweet potato that just came out of the pot. I can pull the syrup silk and stand on the stool. I will not break even if I hold it up. It is both fun and delicious.
However, this thing is difficult to make, and it is mainly troublesome to boil syrup, so my mother rarely makes it for me.
In fact, the more important reason is that my mother is afraid that I will eat too much candy and eat my teeth, so she is pitiful to her parents all over the world. The Heart system - ruler of consciousness. At that time, I didn't know that my mother had so much pain. The Heart system - ruler of consciousness was just like that. I just felt that my mother was very busy on weekdays and might be very tiring to cook this dish, so I made less.
At this moment, Titan was holding a plate of silky sweet potatoes, so he naturally bribed me. He hurriedly opened the door, grabbed the plate in his hand first, pulled up a piece of sweet potato and stuffed it into his mouth.
Titan turned around and came in like a thief, closed the door, and squatted in the yard to watch me eat.
He said with a smile: "Isn't it sweet?"
"sweet!"
"Am I OK?"
"good!"
"I'll sleep with you that night."
"Ah? Did your parents agree?"
"My dad said he would get up early to help carry the coffin, and my mom would also have to make tofu brains. There was no time to care about me. I said casually, and they agreed."
"Nonsense, didn't your mother let you play with me?"
"That was before, now... my dad agreed, so..."
"So you came?"
"Um!"
My eyes widened: "Gan Chengxiong, although the word "cai" is popular now, I will tell you clearly that I never cai's man."
Titan blinked twice and said, "What does it mean to be a kid?"
I scratched my head and said, "Forget it, you don't understand if you told you. Then, just don't pee at night." Titan quickly nodded: "I didn't pee at the kang when I was four years old. I'm seven now, how can I pee at the kang?"
My Heart system - ruler of consciousness says that you don't pee when you are four years old and you are so embarrassed to show off when you don't pee when you are one and a half years old. You are still pee when you are four years old.
"Okay, okay, stop talking, have you taken care of your homework?"
"You forgot, I didn't bring my schoolbag after school."
"Then you won't do your homework?"
"It's done when I was in school!"
"Uh, you're better than me, so what, there's another one on the table in my room, you'll make it too! We'll have fun after we finish it."
...
I have to say that although Gan Chengxiong is not very like a hero and the Gallbladder system-decision maker is also relatively small, his advantage is that this doll has good grades, although he is at the bottom of the class, well, at least it is a little better than me.
Speaking of academic performance, I am the worst in our class.
In the second grade of elementary school, I barely pass every exam. Twenty-nine of the thirty students in the class came home with the double hundred test papers, and the only one left was me.
Fortunately, long live passing. I sat on the ladder, shaking my calves, eating silky sweet potatoes, watching Titan lie on my homework book and writing hard. The Heart system - ruler of consciousness said why did this life be so comfortable?
However, good things always come so suddenly and disappear so quickly.
When I enjoyed the food happily, and when I sat leisurely on the ladder with my calves hanging down, watching Gan Chengxiong do my homework for me, a shrill and tragic sound of the Gallbladder system-decision maker seemed to be scared and screamed, which scared me off the ladder.
"Paila", the plate in my hand was thrown off and fell to the ground. A piece of glass bounced up and cut my palm.
The pain of the Heart system - ruler of consciousness still failed to make me feel awake.
The three words coming from the opposite side kept ringing in my mind: "It's a zombie!"
A zombie fraud? A zombie fraud?
Could it be that Grandpa Liu was pretending to be a zombie? Damn, this is in broad daylight, why are you cheating?
I climbed up the bamboo ladder again in a hurry and looked at the opposite side.
I swear this is the most terrifying thing I have seen in my life. It was so scary that my hands and feet twitched and I fell down from the ladder.