Diarrhea Strikes Again

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Dai Mubai secretly lamented the interruption. The voice of the Star Luo Royal Academy's team leader had cut short his chance to fully unleash his attack. Otherwise, Dai Weisi's lower part would've been blasted to oblivion, leaving nothing behind.

But it didn't matter. Even if Dai Weisi hadn't been completely castrated, he was definitely in bad shape. That area was undoubtedly injured.

With that thought, a satisfied smile crept onto Dai Mubai's face. Feigning innocence, he said, "Oops, sorry about that. I couldn't hold back just now."

The Star Luo Empire's team leader turned to the referee. "Referee, I demand a complaint! This isn't a competition; they're trying to kill him!"

Before the referee could respond, Tang San stepped forward, standing beside Dai Mubai with a slight smirk. "Honorable referee, may I ask, is he dead?"

The referee checked Dai Weisi. Though he was covered in blood, he still showed signs of life. Standing up, the referee announced, "The winner is the Heaven Dou Imperial Academy's secondary team."

The Star Luo Royal Academy's team leader, seeing the referee's decision, felt helpless. He glared at him "Dai Mubai, you dare harm the First Prince? Wait till you explain this to His Majesty."

Dai Mubai shrugged, looking utterly indifferent.

In his mind, he thought, 'Anyway, my third brother's father, Hao Tian Douluo, will protect me. Once I leave Spirit City, I'll be like a fish in the ocean, a bird in the sky; free from any cage. Let the floods come.'

Ning Tian's eyes flashed, taking in the entire scene. When his gaze landed on Dai Weisi's lower body, a faint smile tugged at his lips.

He could see that Davis's privates had been shattered by Dai Mubai's White Tiger Meteor Shower. He was now a eunuch.

Though not as thoroughly castrated as Dai Mubai or Yu Xiaogang, he'd definitely lost his ability to reproduce. This saved Ning Tian the trouble of doing it himself.

With that in mind, he transmitted a message to Qian Renxue: 'Davis is a eunuch now. You can make use of that.'

Seated on the podium, Qian Renxue paused, then looked at Davis and Dai Mubai with a playful glint in her eyes.

'How amusing, both brothers turned into eunuchs. The Star Luo Emperor must be losing his mind.'

But this could be useful.

She then used her soul power to send a message to Klin, one of the four Platinum Bishops representing the Spirit Hall, giving him a few instructions.

Klin's eyes lit up. He beckoned, immediately ordering a nearby red-robed bishop to make some arrangements.

The match ultimately ended with Shrek's victory.

Amid the cheers of the oblivious audience, the Shrek team stood proudly on the stage, slowly gathering together.

In this moment of glory, Ning Tian discreetly swallowed a powerful laxative and transferred its side effects to Tang San.

Tang San's face suddenly turned pale. A sense of dread washed over him, and he instinctively tried to summon his Blue Silver Grass. But before he could act, a loud "Pfft!" echoed through the arena.

A massive fart erupted, leaving a trail of filth in Tang San's pants.

Xiao Wu, quick on her feet, teleported away the instant Tang San broke wind, fleeing the stage at top speed.

The others weren't so lucky. They were hit full-force by the stench, and even though they'd experienced this before, the foul odor still made them dizzy and nauseous.

The smell spread rapidly.

In no time, the entire arena was engulfed in the reek.

"Ugh, it stinks! It's unbearable…"

"That dung man really can't change his ways. Even in the finals, he's still shitting himself."

Hearing the curses around him, Tang San's face darkened. But with his martial soul's side effects flaring up, he couldn't afford to care.

He quickly pulled out a spare toilet and used his Blue Silver Grass to construct a makeshift wall on the spot, shamelessly letting loose.

The Star Luo Empire's representative turned to Prince Xue Qinghe, seated beside Ning Fengzhi, his face grim. "Prince Qinghe, isn't the Heaven Dou Empire taking this too lightly? Allowing a competitor to relieve himself in public like this; it's utterly disgraceful."

Xue Qinghe, secretly reveling in the chaos, maintained a calm facade. She smiled faintly. "You may not know, but the Shrek team's vice-captain, Tang San, is a twin martial soul holder. Unfortunately, he apprenticed under a fraud named Yu Xiaogang, who had him absorb three poison-attribute soul rings for his Blue Silver Grass. This caused a side effect of uncontrollable diarrhea. It's beyond his control."

The Spirit Hall representative chimed in, "I've heard about this as well. It truly isn't something he can manage."

Seeing that both the Spirit Hall and the Heaven Dou Empire were unbothered, the Star Luo representative knew further complaints were futile. He could only helplessly glance at Dai Weisi, who was being carried away.

With Dai Mubai already crippled, he hoped Dai Weisi would be alright. 

As for Dai Mubai, no matter what, he had to be captured and brought back today along with that Zhu Zhuqing girl. Otherwise, there'd be no explaining this to the Emperor or the Zhu family.

…..

Because of Tang San's diarrhea occupying the arena, the competition had to be paused.

A quarter of an hour passed, then half an hour, and the audience grew impatient, waiting for what felt like an eternity.

Yet Tang San was still going.

Left with no choice, the Spirit Hall, as the organizers, forced the Shrek team to carry Tang San, along with his makeshift toilet off the stage.

After a thorough disinfection and cleaning, the competition finally resumed.

Without Tang San's interference, the third round proceeded swiftly.

Before long, it was time for the Spirit Hall Academy to face the Heaven Dou Imperial Academy's main team, the New Heaven Dou Battle Team.

For the Heaven Dou Imperial Academy's main team, the lineup included Ning Tian, Zhu Zhuqing, the Shi brothers, Yufeng, Ye Lingling, and Ning Rongrong.

This marked Ye Lingling and Ning Rongrong's first official appearance.

Thus, when the Heaven Dou Imperial Academy's main team finally fielded new members, it drew considerable attention.

Especially from Huo Wu and Feng Xiaotian, who had been hoping to challenge the Heaven Dou Imperial Academy's main team. They'd even teamed up for that purpose, only to miss their chance. Instead, the Spirit Hall Academy, the strongest in the public's eyes, got the matchup.

A clash of titans had arrived ahead of schedule, and it was impossible not to be captivated.

On the Spirit Hall's side, three new faces appeared.

Leading them was a tall man, nearly two meters in height, with crimson eyes and short silver hair that faded into red at the tips. A crimson butterfly pattern adorned the corner of his eye, and his features were strikingly handsome.

Flanking him were a man and a woman. The man was exceptionally burly, with long, fiery red hair and flame-like patterns covering his body. Even his eyes were a deep red.

Though not the most stunningly handsome, he was still quite attractive.

The last was a bewitching blonde woman wearing fox-ear accessories. Her every movement exuded an irresistible allure, drawing people in and making it hard to look away.

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