Stupid love brain

"Where the hell is this? Oh hell no! I can't be going to hell this early. I still have a lot of things to do before I could go to hell. I haven't done anything on my naughty list, so why? Why do I have to die before then?" I said wailing while screeching, kicking, and rolling on the floor.

"Ahem!" A blue, small koala-like robot was floating in the air.

"Do you mind?" I said as I sat on my butt and looked at it, then went back to wailing.

"Would you stop wailing already? You're giving me a headache," it said with an annoyed expression all over its screen.

"Who told you to bring me here? I didn't ask, did I? You found me on Earth enjoying my sinful life, then decided you would like to be graced with my presence, so now I'm here. Deal with it," I said with attitude, folding my arms while lying down.

"First of all, we didn't take you from Earth and bring you here — your creator did. Secondly, this isn't hell, it is the Idle Tower, where souls who are neither bad nor good are brought and reincarnated into bodies of souls too innocent to stand for themselves and change their fate. Thirdly…" I interrupted it before it could even finish its sentence.

"Wait! Wait! Did you just say 'reincarnated'?" I asked in disbelief, thinking I misheard.

"Yes! You were chosen to be reincarnated, and I can see why. Alright, as I was saying… I'm System 88 Idle Core of the Idle Tower. I'll be guiding and helping you in your second life to change the fate of the original host. As you, Sù Zhēn (Zhēnyā) is a 28-year-old female with a PhD in Information and Communication Technology, and also a well-known top hacker in China, but her real identity is hidden from the public. She once invested in stocks just for fun but because she never paid much attention to such things, when her family went bankrupt, that jerk of a CEO pilfered her profit so she wouldn't be able to pay her family's debt. She also once saved the daughter of a mafia boss from Russia, who owns several businesses in China. So…" I interrupted it again before it could start another sentence.

"So why not ask help from the mafia boss when her family went bankrupt?" I asked, confused by the fact that she could have saved her family but chose not to.

"I guess she didn't want to hurt the CEO," it said, trying to come up with the best explanation for her reasons.

"That stupid love brain," I said in disbelief. I just couldn't believe she would rather let her family die than hurt the jerk CEO.

"Tell me about it. Anyways, you're here to fix that, ain't you? You are Qīng Xīn, also known as Xiao Xīn, the 'Science Freak.' You are 32 years old, fully qualified pharmacist, clinical microbiologist, and a top surgeon — not forgetting that you are Virgin Mary. Maybe that's why God pitied you. Hahahaha!" It said as it broke into laughter, not forgetting to rub salt into my wounds.

"Hahaha! You think this is funny, right? Let's see if you can still laugh when I beat the crap out of your robot ass," I said, standing up to grab it.

"Hey! Where are you going? Don't f**king come near! I'm telling you I'll send you to he…..(Ahhhhhh!) Oh lord, what did I do to deserve this? Who did I offend to be assigned to this lunatic? Wait! Wait! Let's make a deal — I will grant you an extra wish on top of the three wishes you are to be granted. Now please stop hitting me, my poor precious body cannot handle all the hitting," it said, begging for its life as I was beating the crap out of its robot ass.

"Oh! Really?" I asked, grinning from ear to ear.

"Yeah! I think I'm going to regret what I just said, but at least she stopped whipping my robot ass," it said as it felt chills down its spine.

"As I said, you get to be granted three wishes. I'm able to warn you when danger is approaching, but I cannot tell you what is to happen in the future. After granting you your wishes, we'll display all the scenes and give you a chance to choose which one you want to appear in. So now, let's hear your wishes," it said, looking at the displayed scenes, then turned to look at me.

"Oh! Okay. My first wish: I want 'Project Death Reaper' to be a success with 10 successful productions and 1 defect that lasts for 24 hours. For my second wish, there is to be a deadly disease worldwide that only I know the cure to. And for my third, I want to have martial arts skills at max level. For the last wish, I want you to create for me a system that no hacker in the world can crack, I don't want any errors with it, and if it does have any, I want it to self-destruct itself and recreate a new one. Can you do that?" I said in a very murderous tone, grinning from ear to ear.

"Your wish is my command. Consider all of them granted, but you can only get the products once you get transmigrated. As for the disease, it will also start spreading once you get transmigrated. It's the very same thing with the system," it said, pointing at the scenes displayed so that I could choose which one I wanted to transmigrate to.

"You said you are System 88 Idle Core? Are you a female or male system?" I said, looking at it with a confused expression. [Female or male system? Hahaha! What the hell did I just ask it? It's not like they do the deed. What will they need private parts for?] I looked at it from head to toe, looking for them but I couldn't find any sign of them. I looked at its face, then busted into laughter.