Chapter 1: Cursed Speech and Tools

In the void, there was nothing.

And then, in this void, a surprised grunt sounded out. 

"W-What…. Ugh… where is this…" the voice of a twenty some year-old man ranged out. The voice sounded confused and dazed. 

Then the next second, the voice started freaking out!

"Why is it so dark? And why… why can't I feel my body?!" despite feeling a dull ache spread through his being, he couldn't feel his legs and his arms, or anything at all!

And then, as if responding to his question, a voice other than his own appeared. 

[System Initializing…]

"Huh?" the voice asked out in confusion. 

[Ding… Ding… Ding! Ding! Welcome, Yuki Aoi. Your reincarnation process has been completed.]

After the mechanical voice shot through his fog of thoughts like a bullet, Yuki blinked. Well, he would have blinked if he had a body, but he mentally blinked. 

"R-Reincarnation? Wait, a system!" Yuki spoke in shock.

Shock which soon turned into anger. 

"What the hell… WHAT THE HELL! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! ARE YOU SAYING I DIED?!" Yuki, as a reader who passes time by reading cringe on wattpad or other creations of fanfics, was familiar with the genre of reincarnating especially with a system. 

But, how could he possibly be celebrating, he freaking died. Died! How the hell did he?!?!

"Wait. The last thing I remember was asking that damn scalper to give me at least one box of the Pokemon 151 Blooming Waters set and then he…" Yuki thought back. He remembered lining up at Costco early in the morning just to get a pack only for the douchebag in front of him to literally take a bunch of boxes and place it in his cart. 

Yuki confronted him angrily, asking him to spare a box since he had like 10, and then the ugly, pathetic excuse of a human being, turned around swiftly and…!

Yuki fell silent. "I died…. From a single punch from… a loser scalper who probably lives in his mother's basement… I died over Pokemon Cards! What the fu-!"

His train of thoughts were soon broken by the system's voice. 

[Ding! Ding! Analysis complete! Yuki Aoi, has been reincarnated into the My Hero Academia universe, alongside the Jujutsu Kaisen system. For obtaining the system, have a free gift pack as a starter kit.]

A small cube floated silently in the void. The cube had runes etched into it's frame, while shining a bright mix between purple, gray, and pink. 

Yuki just stared at this sight, his nonexistent lips twitched. "I died and you expect me to just follow you along?! As if a gift pack could possibly make me…" just as he was complaining, the cube in front of him lighted up before exploding in a series of fireworks. 

And then, 5 cards silently floated in front of his view. Their backs facing him. On it appeared the shining smile of the strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer, Satoru Gojo, with crossed arms, laying against a wooden chair. 

"A card based system too, ugh, that's so lame and I freaking died due to cards to begin with-…" and then, Yuki's voice came to a stop. 

The first card flipped over revealing something that caused his very soul to tremble. 

[$10,000]

And just like that, Yuki's face switched up.

"Ayoooo~ System~ Nevermind. Nevermind. I didn't know you were like that. Hehehehe…" Yuki giggled in glee.

The system was quiet as Yuki touched the next card.

The card turned over and…

"Agh!" if Yuki had a body, he would have covered his eyes. A blinding light filled his vision. 

"What the hell, System bro, you threw a flipping flashbang in my face!"

As the light died down, a new voice appeared. 

One that made Yuki blink in familiarity. 

["Salmon Roe!"] On the card was an illustration of a slim young man in a Jujutsu High uniform. He was falling from the sky with his arms stretched out to his sides. His mouth was open, releasing a shout that caused sonic waves into the air. 

[Character unlocked: Curse speech user, Toge Inumaki, the boy who bears the Inumaki clan's snake eyes and fangs] 

Yuki stared in interest. "Toge Inumaki… a character card. Hey, System, does that mean I can play as this character?"

[With the Jujutsu Kaisen system, you will unlock characters which you will be able to possess and use during your journey through the My Hero Academia universe. You can switch between characters, or possess multiple bodies while one mind operates. Aside from characters, skills, items, and other objects from the Jujutsu Kaisen world can be summoned and equipped.]

Yuki grew interested. Was it him or did this concept remind him of those cloning fics. Ya know, where the main character had a bunch of clones running around and doing their own activities while the main body enjoys all of the benefits. 

"I guess dying isn't that ba- oh, who the hell was I kidding! I had a whole ass apartment to myself, my bank account was mid at best, but I had so many games, and things to do in my previous life! Hell! What do I even say to my boss?! Hey Boss, sorry I couldn't come to work, I died for trying to get a Pokemon card set!" and the worst part for Yuki is knowing his boss, that she would have complained to the HR Department about him and still cause trouble!

That's how scummy she was!

Yuki sighed. 

His eyes landed on the 3rd card floating. 

"I better get something good out of this one…" 

The third card turned over and…

"Agh! Flashbang again! What the hell, System?!"

The light down down, but instead of an item, a new voice appeared. 

An odd feeling rose in Yuki, cause the new voice… was a female's voice!

["Don't underestimate me just 'cause I'm cute!"] On the front of the card, was a blonde girl wearing some kind of, Yuki didn't know what's it called, a choker, necklace? Anyway, the girl was like a witch, streaming across the forest with the wind picking up around her. Her pale blue eyes showed a serious look, as if she was going up against a foe like the famous boxer, Manny Pacquiao, or something.

[Character unlocked: Cursed Tool Manipulator, Momo Nishimiya, the girl who speaks of the strength behind the word 'Cute!'] 

Yuki was silent yet again. 

Oh right. It's not just male characters, but also female ones too. 

Huh…

Well shit. 

Guess he plays both sides now. 

Damn. Guess in the end, he was the true special all along.

++Chapter End++ *Yuki Aoi, the boy who died from a scalper's hands, will be a boy and a girl?!*