Roach Who Refused To Die

Rap was just a simple roach, sneaking into Zhongnanhai for a late-night snack. Big mistake.



One second, I’m vibing under a cabinet. The next, I’m dodging janitors armed with industrial-grade bug spray like I’m in an action movie. But just when I think I’ve survived the most ridiculous night of my life, I stumble into a secret lab—where scientists are watching my escape on live TV.



And guess what? They want me. *shines*



Turns out, I’m not just any cockroach. I’m The Rap Roach. Legendary. Unkillable. Possibly the key to some insane government experiment.



Surviving the daily pesticide death was one thing. Surviving whatever this is?



Yeah. This just got way harder.