The tsundere moe moe kyun~!

One day as he was being bullied , he stumbled upon a random girl. O-oh! "A live human a-a-and she's of the female homosapien archetype??" He thought to himself as he blushed at her.

The girl named Alya Mikhailovna was a strict, beautiful and studious girl. She got pissed at him and give Takashi the side eye "tf is yo prawblem bro??" Said Alya to the degenerate. 

"A-ah ie gomenesai goshujin sama , anatano hearto ga nico nico nii" said Takashi to her. 

"What?? What the fuck does that even mean you loser?? Ah you're that one guy in class who never talks to others right? No wonder you're like this, we really should go back to bullying weebs in 2021" said Alya 

As days went on, Alya would often bully the loser and make fun of him. Ofcourse , Takashi liked it as he was lonely and there was a beautiful girl bullying him. However , things got a little serious when not just Alya , but some other girls started bullying him too. Slowly but surely, it started to hurt Takashi. 

But he was a strong boi! 

"Yare yare daze , this isn't enough to take me down , they do not realize who I am" as Takashi walked towards those girls , Kira music started playing as he approached them. 

"My name is Yoshikage Takashi. 17 years old. I work as a part time cashier in chibihiro Cafe. I get eight hours of sleep every night and do 0 stretches before going to bed. I sleep soundly and wake up good. I live a quiet and peaceful life and do not concern myself with enemies". Said Takashi to the girls. 

They were confused, perplexed , amazed and even amused. Just what on earth did bro yap about...? Their jaws were dropped as they couldn't beleive their eyes that such a delusional mf even existed. All of them laughed and made fun of him. As they were doing so , the queen Alya entered and wondered what was going on. The girls told her what he said and even she began to laugh. 

"How cute...what an idiot." Thought Alya to herself.