There probably isn't anyone named Tianba...
Well, to be honest, Huo Tianba is my dog, along with Huo Dongba and Huo Chua~
When I was little, my biology was horribly bad, and I genuinely believed that the probability of my genes being 99.99% similar to my dog's was real, so I directly made Tianba my dad and went to find my second uncle's assistant to help with the testing. I even tricked him into thinking it was my dad's hair, saying my dad's hair was a bit yellow due to malnutrition.
In the end, my second uncle almost thought my dad wasn't human.
I got a mixed double beating and cried my eyes out while my sister laughed till she was out of breath over the video.
This black history screenshot is always on my phone and is the most frequently sent meme in our family group.
I was just about to tell Tang Wenbin about the "dog and me" black history, but unexpectedly, he exploded.
"You're not from a rich family, what are you pretending for!"
"I'm really fed up, wasting my time. Why did you choose to reveal it now, I was still waiting for you to buy me a car!"
"This is so unlucky!"
"Don't waste my time, let's break up!"
The smile on my face froze instantly.
The call was cut off immediately.
I was stunned for a long time and sent a question mark, only to find out that "You are not friends with the other party."
Looking at the clown avatar I recently liked to use, I thought, this really fits the scene...
I instinctively wanted to rant to Mao Yingying, to vehemently criticize Tang Wenbin for being so unappreciative.
There were still two keys placed on the table in front of me.
One was a Land Rover that Tang Wenbin wanted, the other was a Ferrari for my best friend Mao Yingying.
After all, we all graduated from college; these were gifts.
But then...
A red exclamation mark appeared in front of me again.
I stared at the red exclamation mark for a long time, swiped twice, and found that Tang Wenbin and Mao Yingying had both changed to a couple's profile picture.
Me: ...
This is really a huge graduation gift!
While I was thinking, the phone rang. It was Mao Yingying calling.
I answered the call, and Mao Yingying's coy, pretentious voice came through.
"Sorry Zhiwei, I thought it over and still wanted to tell you."
"You didn't have any standout points at school, no career prospects, and now you don't even have money. You're going to raise pigs... It feels like your life is really a failure."
"I didn't want to hide from you anymore; Wenbin and I are together now. We're considered a good match. If you want to blame someone, blame yourself for being a fake heiress; stealing someone else's life is the original sin, your existence is a mistake."
"Also, I've been accepted by Tianyue and got my dream offer. You're just a loser, bye-bye~"
The call was cut off again.
I was really pissed off.
I'm just a kid who loves abstract fun, what did I do wrong!
Looked at the car keys on the table twice, and I simply shoved them in the drawer, to keep company with a drawer full of car keys.
Then, I opened the family group chat.
Tianyue's offer, right! I'm a loser, right! Then I can only use some despicable means of failure.
I started wailing.
@BigBro @SecondBro @LittleBro @Sis @Daddy @Mommy @Grandma...
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