Madman Chen Xun

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm invincible in the world!

On the busy street, a young man wearing a shabby blue shirt and carrying a wooden sword suddenly threw his books to the side. He put his hands on his hips and laughed.

This sudden scene scared the passers-by who passed by. They felt upset and were about to drink and scold, but when they looked up and saw the young man with disheveled hair, their eyes became sluggish.

It's this crazy scholar, it's okay.

Then they secretly scolded and left one after another.

The Tsing Yi scholar grinned and picked up the books again. He squatted on the street corner and flipped through them with his eyes fervently.

When passers-by passed by the scholar in Tsing Yi, they would take a look at what the scholar in Tsing Yi was looking at so hard, but they were shocked to find that it was just a blank book with no records. They secretly said that they were indeed crazy. Then they threw down a few copper coins and left, shaking their heads.

However, the scholar in Tsing Yi did not notice this at all. He was completely immersed in his own world.

No one knows where the tsing yi scholar named Chen Xun came from.

The townspeople only knew that since this scholar in Qing Yi appeared in Xiaohe Town, they had never left.

In fact, it had been two and a half years. Everyone knew that there was such a crazy scholar in Tsing Yi in the town.

Chen Xun squatted on the street corner reading like this, and he didn't know what he was looking at. He often exclaimed, often drooled and smirked, and often got up to do some strange actions that shocked others, just like strange things.

Soon, the sun was setting.

"Gulp."

Chen Xun s stomach growled.

Chen Xun was curious. He touched his stomach and said, "Can you scream again?"

"Gulp."

"Hey!" Chen Xun immediately became interested. He hurriedly got up and randomly pulled a random old man from the passer-by. He pointed at his stomach and asked in shock:

"It's calling, can you hear it?"

When Old Li saw that it was Chen Xun, he pursed his lips and leaned into Chen Xun's abdomen. He pretended to listen and immediately nodded. "Yes, I'm calling."

After saying this, he cast his eyes carefully, for fear that Chen Xun would make any out-of-line actions to him the next moment.

Lao Li is also getting old and worried that his evening festival will not be guaranteed.

Chen Xun's eyes were suspicious. "Why is it barking?"

Old Li coughed dryly and said, "If you are hungry, you will naturally scream."

Lao Li didn't want to stay with Chen Xun, a madman, and wanted to run away, but Chen Xun clutched one of his hands tightly and couldn't find a chance to run away.

"Hungry?"

Chen Xun's facial features were twisted together, and he scratched his head and said, "How can he be hungry? It's not right, how can Xiao Sheng be hungry?! It's so annoying, it keeps calling really annoying!! Ah ah ah ah!!"

"F * ck!" Old Li was frightened by Chen Xun's gesture and hurriedly said, "It's okay, it's okay! Calm down first! I'll take you to eat, and it won't bark when it's full!"

When Chen Xun heard this, he calmed down a little and looked at Old Li expectantly. "Really?"

Old Li looked embarrassed. Out of the corner of his eye, he looked at his wrist, which was tightly held by Chen Xun. He nodded, "Really..."

Later, Chen Xun and Lao Li left hand in hand under the strange eyes of many passers-by. Lao Li's face was red and his ears were flushed all the way, and he secretly cried that the evening festival was not guaranteed.

On weekdays, I saw that this crazy scholar walked around the road. Today, I was caught by him carelessly. It was unlucky.

.....

Happy Noodle House.

Swish swish swish swish -

Chen Xun buried himself in eating noodles crazily, ignoring the astonished eyes of other guests.

Old Li, who was on the opposite side of the table, did not look at Chen Xun. Instead, he froze and framed the bowl high on the table.

Ten bowls, that is to say, Chen Xun was already eating the eleventh bowl at this moment.

Lao Li's heart thumped. This boy can eat too much. He was reborn from hunger.

No, no, no, we can't let it continue to eat like this. With such a way of eating, Jinshan Yinshan will also be eaten up!

"No more."

Just then, Chen Xun looked up at Old Li, pointed at the bowl in front of him with his chopsticks and said.

The old man looked at the empty bowl with difficulty, calling him a good guy in his heart and eating it again, just like he didn't even let go of the noodle soup just now.

"Uh, Chen Xun, you've already eaten 11 bowls. Are you still not full?"

Old Li asked tentatively.

Chen Xun touched his face and said with certainty, "No!"

Old Li stagnated.

Good fellow, full or not, you should touch your stomach, you touch your face and dry hammer?

Besides, if you are full or not, can't you still feel it?

Just think like this, Lao Li suddenly woke up, damn, almost forgot, this boy is a madman, which can be treated with normal people's thinking.

Old Li sighed and touched his pocket. He smiled awkwardly and said, "Chen Xun, I don't have much money on me. I have to buy hairpins for my granddaughter later, but I don't have any extra money for you to eat noodles anymore!"

The implication was that eleven bowls of noodles were already the limit.

But Chen Xun only frowned. "Money?"

Old Li was dumbfounded. "You have to pay for the noodles. Could it be that the boss still let you eat for nothing?"

Chen Xun nodded thoughtfully.

Lao Li was delighted when he saw this. Chen Xun was crazy, but he still had some basic thinking. This was easy to handle. It was good that Chen Xun could understand it.

This brat at least looked at Fang Fang at this moment and was able to communicate normally.

"Then don't you just pay?"

Chen Xun suddenly said solemnly.

Lao Li's expression immediately became very wonderful. He didn't know what to say with his mouth open.

Chen Xun's words were also heard by many guests and noodle shop owners.

The boss immediately jumped out and said angrily, "Chen Xun, if you dare to eat the overlord's meal, I will definitely report to the official to arrest you!"

But Chen Xun did not understand what he did not report to the government. He just turned his head and looked at the boss with a fool's look.

The corners of the boss's mouth twitched. Today, he was treated as a fool by a fool... He was about to get angry and teach Chen Xun a lesson!

You know, in normal days, he didn't look at Chen Xun pitifully and gave him food. Unexpectedly, he didn't remember his kindness at all and even looked at him with such eyes.

"Ahem, Old Xu, Old Xu, don't be angry. We paid for the money. I'm treating Chen Xun to dinner today."

Old Li hurriedly got up and handed over the 33 copper coins he had counted in advance. Then he pulled Chen Xun and ran outside the noodle shop.

The boss put away the money, and his face eased a lot, but he still looked at Chen Xun's leaving figure and said angrily, "Humph, it's really a white-eyed wolf. If you give him food in the future, I won't be surnamed Xu!"

"Oh, boss, calm down. Why bother with a lunatic?"

"Yes, boss, this Chen Xun is also a pitiful person. He is crazy at a young age."

"..."

The guests repeatedly comforted. The boss forced a smile and turned to enter the back kitchen.

At the same time.

"Chen Xun, it's getting late. I'm going to buy a hairpin for my granddaughter and then go home."

Old Li laughed.

As he spoke, his eyes frantically signaled Chen Xun's hand.

Chen Xun was confused for a moment, then danced madly and said excitedly, "What is home? You want to go home? Can I go home too?"

Old Li's smile froze.

It's not good to call out directly in my heart!