Chapter 26: Now THAT'S the White Streak of the Waves!  

On the river's surface, Xu Yang's arms cleaved through the water in a frenzied crawl stroke, legs churning like piston engines. Though self-taught in irrigation ditches with unorthodox technique, his speed defied reason - mana-enhanced limbs combined with Water Manipulation propelled him like a hydrofoil, wake frothing behind him. 

"Fuck me sideways!" Ma Long gaped from shore. "Now THAT'S the White Streak of the Waves!" 

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In the river's embrace, the water ghost's screams bubbled through the murk: "No... Spare me, Daoist! I'll never harm anyone again!" Her ectoplasmic form flickered, drowning in existential terror. This violated all cosmic rules - a water ghost begging for mercy while choking on her own element? 

Xu Yang monitored his system alerts with disappointment. The once-lucrative "+10 Virtue Points" and "Water Manipulation +1" notifications had dwindled to pitiful "+1" ticks. Time to end this. 

With a surge of mana, the river itself became his ally. Xu Yang's speed spiked 50%, peachwood sword arcing through the spectral form. The ghost dissolved into wisps of yin energy, final death rattle echoing across the water. 

**Ding!** 

"Congratulations! Transcending lost soul rewarded: +100 Virtue Points." 

Glancing at his status panel: 

**[Name]**: Xu Yang 

**[Age]**: 22 

**[Cultivation]**: Qi Refinement 4th Layer 

**[Virtue Points]**: 358 

**[Water Manipulation]**: Mastered 

Not bad for a night's work. 

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Ashore, Ma Long alternated between tearful hugs and hysterical laughter. "You bastard! I thought you'd become fish food!" 

The Lingguan Bureau agents approached cautiously. Wang Lin extended a hand, tactical gear glinting. "Master Xu, I'm Wang Lin of the Wucheng Unit. This is Deputy Captain Bai Wei." 

Bai Wei's sharp eyes noted Xu Yang's bone-dry clothes. "Remarkable. That ghost claimed two lives in two months. Even Dao Realm experts struggle against water-bound spirits." 

Xu Yang shrugged. "Right place, right time." 

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Later, outside the funeral shop, Ma Long froze mid-step. At the stairwell hovered the female ghost, hair cascading like inky tendrils. Bloody characters materialized in air: *"You... see me?"* 

"G-G-GHOST!" Ma Long's eyes rolled back, collapsing like felled timber. 

Xu Yang sighed, dragging his friend's limp form inside. The ghost tilted her head, scribbling fresh crimson words: *"New pet?"* 

"Temporary guest," Xu Yang muttered. "Try not to scare him to death." 

Somewhere beneath consciousness, Ma Long's survival instincts screamed: *Why does the exorcist keep CASKETS IN HIS LIVING ROOM?!*